₦airaland Forum

We come Yankee come play for snow abi?
My friend besides we being hardworking, everybody dey wait to hear from you back home, because once dem give you visa, you don hammer.

We no need fall handiooooooo!!!!!

snowland:
Hey fam. I'm in need of an affordable contractor that can clear about 30 to 35 acres of land for plantation purpose. Location of the farm is along Oshogbo Iwo road.

PointZerom:
In UK, they want to pass a bill that will recognise Nigeria as a prison. If passed, people will be sentencing to Nigeria.

That's, I sentence you to 21 years in Nigeria

blingxx:
I swear I wanted to type this... hot rice with red oil, you won't be able to eat if it get cold... niqqaz eat it directly from pot (this is when you know some guys are descendant of sango)

immortalcrown:
Let bygones be bygones.

Tallesty1:
Las las when they settle, the wife go keep malice with half of the women for flogging her love.







Pocohantas come and carry your uncle before they kill am.

genius43:
For now no. MTN VOLTE rollout has been the most terrible thing in recent times.
Even Samsung don't have it yet.

raumdeuter:
Like what Haaland has been doing in the English Farmers league?

FanOfMyself:
Keeping on moving till you arrive at Shiloh... See you there

MrBrownJay1:
LAUGH WAN KILL ME...
kai, see how many people dey ask the OP "how you tore your anus?", and the OP dey dodge the question like:

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/camb1.gif

Raydos:
🧬

breadplanets:
Samsung A02
5000mah
64gb
Has 2 cracks on the screen
Going for 27k
Location Aba
Pickup preferable
WhatsApp 08032727135

EkelediliBuhari:
You don go far

All the black that the white man killed to build its country, where is the nemesis Where is karma when you need her

Abi she be white man babe??

lokotamak:

Madness everywhere..see waiting person father they do for street.

Nemesis0147:
I know people that have up to 5 stores in ogbo ogwu...what will happen to the stores?
Are they going to be compensated with new stores at oba or they will have to buy new stores?

morakakin:
find better battery with negative and positive,connect am to the pole.

respect80:
You can't try this in my area. Na stone boys go use pluck you come down as you don turn mango so.
You go even see volunteer wey go personally climb come bring you down for those waiting to lynch you sef.

Mooh247:



She's my opposite


I am an introvert , she's quite social a little bit

She's extremely hard-working... I am Smart Working

I am light skinned, she is dark skinned

I am muscular, she is skinny and fragile

She's playful and Jovial.. I hardly joke

She loves to cook, I like to eat




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Karleb:
It is better that you beg for giveaway than to commit this abomination.

HYDEEE:
Watin dey worry dis one self, you tall but you still dey look for tall boyfriend na giraffe dey hungry you born, make she nor go look for short kelvin hart go date, abeg make she getat..

Blackbelly:
For me, I buy from u.s& u.k and have it sent to GIG logistics office. They handle the shipment for me to Nigeria. Their rates are fair enough

naptu2:
1) Do you know the screen name of this situation comedy?

2) Do you know the screen name of the person in the picture?

3) Do you know the real name of the person in the picture?

4) Do you remember the theme song of this sitcom ( )

5) Do you know the on screen name of this person's wife?

6) Do you know the real name of this person's wife?

classicben3:
Buy it yourself

qwertyboss:
Share the link to the laptop

Dawn91:
Why specifically eBay why not Amazon ?

TOHHAN:
Abeg who else dey get heartburn after eating beans, how Una dey cope or you stop beans totally?? I do feel like throwing up after eating beans and never chop beans since I stopped it in my first trimester, ll rather do moimoi instead of beans but have been craving for beans and fried yam since early this month ooo, dunno how to satisfy this craving like this because fear dey catch me gidigan

Godada:
Without beating around the bush, let me add this here:

In relationships regardless of the gender, it's important you watch closely who you spend much of your time with be it a guy or a girl. If the person isn't willing to go a mile or two for you when shit hits the fan, you are better off without each other.....simple.

There is Love, respect and loyalty....these are scarce resources as it seems. But the greatest is loyalty. Anyone can claim love but respect trumps it. Lots of guys get their hearts crushed because they fail to observe their close associates. The most difficult enemy to deal with is the one that in close embrace with you. Easy to back stab you with a dagger or lace your drink with poison. Your enemy may hate you but still respect you. Loyalty is on another level all together. It's fanatical.

So if a lady or a guy compromises on any of these, we split. No wasted energy.

frozen70:
If that is the case

Then the father is toxic

He should leave the father to his mother and manage with her

frozen70:
There is no hatred there, the issue is that his father never created the synergy for both of them

He should try and get admitted into school and he will be a distance away from him

Alternatively, he should have a meeting with his mother and father to find out why his father is not showing him fatherly love

There has to be a round table discussion before it gets out of hand