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AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 5:55pm On Jan 17, 2018
Captleverage:
Ah ah i give your papa 100 naira to feed una this night and this is the thanks I get? angry
No wonder una No dey see food chop for house, una no dey show gratitude.
Lol, u nor dey shame. N100 credit?
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 5:50pm On Jan 17, 2018
Captleverage:
Yea I buy am from your papa umbrella he shall be sending my regards when he comes home
Hope say u nor borrow money buy am.No enter gbese cos of me o.
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 5:46pm On Jan 17, 2018
Captleverage:
Uh see suffer head o instead make you go beg them for village make them pray for cure to your mama c0ck craving deficiency syndrome and your papa empty head and una empty pot for house you dey here dey place curse as if God dey listen to broke @ss like you
U don finally buy airtime?
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m): 5:45pm On Jan 17, 2018
Lifeofpolice1:
you must be attention seeker from this guy
From their english u shall know them
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m): 5:44pm On Jan 17, 2018
Lifeofpolice1:
this guy have tell you to stop quoting him
Or you wan make thunder fire your mouth to millions
Lol, u offended. Nor be jeje I comment wey u put ur ugly mouth?
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m): 5:27pm On Jan 17, 2018
Lifeofpolice1:
you must be a big time joker
Carry your problem Waka
I blame u?
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m): 5:27pm On Jan 17, 2018
amani63:
Mind how you talk and don't quote me again
Dude, WHO R U?!

U aint sh*t
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m): 5:18pm On Jan 17, 2018
Lifeofpolice1:
this guy can't you stay one place or you need ban
You can't insult my brother like that you hear me
I can see u need slap
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m): 5:07pm On Jan 17, 2018
amani63:
am not in any way your mate
Ur mates dey Ikoyi cemetery.
U dey craze
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m): 4:42pm On Jan 17, 2018
amani63:
your senses is filled with silicon sex troy
Your brain is filled with Zero-nutrient garri
RomanceRe: Everywhere You Go Is Igbo,we Are Born To Hustle.new dope pic drop by tealaw(m):
Those bags are donations from foreign countries. These ppl go there to tell oyinbo to donate anythg to suffering african kids n they come home to sell as okrika.
FamilyRe: Is Cheating Necessarily Borne Out Of Lack Of Love For Your Partner? by tealaw(m): 3:27pm On Jan 17, 2018
tosins:
Your views please..
Not necessarily. Ppl cheat when they see somethg dif.
Ordinary seeing a beautiful dark skin girl can mk u wanna cheat on ur light skinned partner.
RomanceRe: What I Experienced After Sharing A Sex Doll Post From NL With My Girlfriend!!! by tealaw(m):
dollyjoy:
Any guy who subscribe to the idea of having a sex doll is a dog. angry
N any lady who subscribe to d idea of dild.o is a dog.
RomanceRe: ₦40,000 Per Hour, Inside Germany's First Sex Doll-Only Brothel(Photos) by tealaw(m): 1:30pm On Jan 17, 2018
MyPicsSaysItall:
na wa o! 40,000 to sleep with a sex doll.

Indeed, the world is morally dead.
If u give naija babe 40k she go call u small boy.
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 11:47am On Jan 17, 2018
Leverrage:
Eyah i will hate to be in your situation right now o you are pained,you have nothing to say, you got caught in a lie and your @ss is being owned by a "small boy" that's quadru pathetic wamy if you ask me hehehe grin
D Professor! Obaihagbon the first! Ur volvo dey wait u for future.

Say amen to that.
����
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by tealaw(m): 11:14am On Jan 17, 2018
madri4u:
Is this sex doll pussy pleasureable like human feelings? Is the sex doll pussy feels natural like woman pussy?
Even better self
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by tealaw(m): 11:12am On Jan 17, 2018
Before dem be slayqueens. After Doll showup, dem wan begin cook and clean.lol
#hustlereal
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Omasan Mabiaku Delivers A Native Doctor, Destroys His Shrine In Delta by tealaw(m): 11:07am On Jan 17, 2018
Staged
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 11:03am On Jan 17, 2018
[quote author=Leverrage post=64273223]Aw suffer head boy so pained he mentioned me twice. I feel so good about myself knowing that I have this much control over your life boy
And em why are you driving a Lamborghini? No be dodge you dey drive again? grin its bad enuff that you are a liar you are even too dumb to remember your lies smh[quote]�� lol, see crackhead. Ur IQ on d lowside.
RomanceRe: South African Lady Shares Photos To Prove She Is Sexier Than The N800k Sex Doll by tealaw(m):
The dif btw u and my doll:

-She doesnt need money to buy fake hair
- no period
- she doesnt changr channel when I'm watching important game
- she doesnt argue with me
- she will Bleep anytime I want and for how long I want.
- I dont need to meet her parents
- she doesnt utter a word against my video game habit
- she would not critisize my friends
-she would not ask me about who I'm talking to on my phone.
- I dnt have to remember her birthday
- get her gifts on valentines
- never hv to worry about wht shes been doing all day, who shes been with, cos i knw where she is: in my closet.
HealthRe: I Took Abortion Drug, But Didn't Bleed, Am I Still Pregnant? by tealaw(m):
Big YES. U r supposed to hv 4 cytotec tab. 2 for inside vag n 2 under tongue at dsame time. Not separately.uwc
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 10:40am On Jan 17, 2018
Leverrage:
sad somewhere in a remote forest your mothers cooch just dried up cos her suffer head son is telling lame jokes about not being able to process regular english language
Grammar blowers no dey get money. U fit in d Profs. with Volvo class while me I dey d less grammar Lambo group.

Broke ass boylover.
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 10:39am On Jan 17, 2018
Leverrage:
sad somewhere in a remote forest your mothers cooch just dried up cos her suffer head son is telling lame jokes about not being able to process regular english language
Grammar blowers no dey get money. U fit in d Profs. with Volvo class while me I dey d less grammar Lambo group.lol
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 5:49pm On Jan 16, 2018
sgtleverage:
Ugh! What is this? kindergarten playground yans time? Man watching you pat yourself on the back out of insecurity is so cringe worthy that the only lady who could be turned on by that is probably your mother and yea she does have a type after all she did sleep with your dad and even chose to keep his kid

Aw what's the matter? Why are you holding back your punches? Are my hurt bombs too much for you? Do you want me



tongue NAH! I am on a roll today besides you can take it after all you are a big man
Lol, upcoming Obaihagbon.
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 4matic 2008 by tealaw(m): 4:06pm On Jan 16, 2018
sgtleverage:
Lol bros don already draft answer thinking I would deny losing sleep and fall in the trap. was it so hard to edit your post to fit my reply? Smh dimwitted son of an illiterate creep

huh How does losing sleep make one functional?
grin heeee! I know say I don dey play since but for real whose your father? And how desperate was your mom to get laid that she let an artisan knock her up?nairaland ladies I hope una dey see o? don't just jump into marriage with any man without thorough appraisal before una go born pikin wey believe say lack of sleep dey make brain function.



Dude you know it was an illiterate woman who said that right? I mean that was the idea behind the whole thin......well what do I know? It was probably your mom on the soundbite anyway
Hehehehe, ladies all over nairaland r prolly getting wet right now for me the King of diss for placing u in small boy zone with zero effort.

U trying so hard to mk a dent. Keep trying nigga, lol
RomanceRe: How We The Single Guys Are Seriously And Patiently Waiting For Isaiah 4:1 by tealaw(m): 2:24pm On Jan 16, 2018
Lol, its happening.
RomanceRe: Years Of Meditation And Enlightenment... And Then You See The Boobies, And Every by tealaw(m): 2:20pm On Jan 16, 2018
Women hv been our downfall from day one.
PoliticsRe: Police Van Transporting Cow Feed In Abuja (Photos) by tealaw(m): 2:19pm On Jan 16, 2018
For Presidential cows.
RomanceRe: Another Girl Gets Lucky As Her Man Accepts Her Proposal - Photos by tealaw(m): 2:18pm On Jan 16, 2018
Desperate times, desperate measures.
#switchingsides.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Derogatory Statement: Trump Has High Regard For Nigerians - US by tealaw(m): 2:16pm On Jan 16, 2018
Dude is disgusted by Nigerians.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes-Benz Unveils The All-New 2019 G550 G-Wagon by tealaw(m): 2:11pm On Jan 16, 2018
Cant wait to see what d G63 will look like.
Christianity EtcRe: Leke Adeboye Reacts To Prophet Isa El-Buba's Attempted Arrest By DSS by tealaw(m): 2:02pm On Jan 16, 2018
Nigerians always think frown their already ugly faces will mk dem look responsible or serious. Has anyone noticed that shit?

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