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angels09:
Na waa for you o. Ordinary wash you nor fit! I believe somethings are fundamentally wrong with the car as it is!!

We like old thgs for naija ehn.

It's a health condition

If she's 18. I'm 17.

Petit bombom

There was no threat in what He posted.
He was merely thanking his stars that he broke up with the girl.

*if na that old honda yahoo plus they give person, thunder fire the babalawo.

[quote author=hustler86 post=64470425][/quote]Can u slap her in real life like that?

Why do igbo people find it difficult to pronounce oil company?

'Oyi compini'

Captleverage:
*singing* teeeeeeell me whereeee......where it hurts you and I rub aboniki thereeeee hehehe.

Fa.g, I knw u love rubbing on men. Hom.o


hmmm you

Captleverage:
make good on threat and passed your phone to your 8 year old father....I mean nephew or whatever this is much worse than your earlier posts

Epic diss right? My lil cos is smashing ur butthole hard init?

Ok, how abt N10k ring? E do u?

I need some of that shi.t he been smoking.

Captleverage:
Wow this is epic its been over 12 hours and you couldn't get one like for your public appeal?
Well I can't blame them too much after all you are just a dim witted orphan with parents. imagine you have me dead to rights
-being gay
-making weak comments
-creating a likes farm with multiple accounts
-being broke ASF
and you still can't do anything with that? I still run in here cream you and leave you crying and having sleepless nights and consoling yourself.
Anyway that's not why I'm here.

Dear nairalander,
Are you tired of struggling to get one like? Do you come from a household headed by a run by the mill prostitute mother and an empty headed marauding abok! dad? Are you tired of begging people for like but they don't roll with dimwits like you out of self respect? Well leverage has got you covered, with over 100 accounts leverage guarantees that Nairaland will finally give a f*ck about you check out my portfolio at the bottom of the page
For a limited time only tealaw I am hereby giving you our "orphan with parents offer" for N10 per like I will make sure you no longer suffer from inferiority complex and get rid of that chip on your shoulder
Get your likes now

leverage...I LIKE it

Lol,
Here goes our cry baby again, still going round and round with same shi.t he has said more than 10 times.
See wat I'm gonna do, I'll pass this shi.t to my 8 year old cousin. He saw ur diss recently and he be like 'let me at him'.
Since ur diss has become repetitive and boring, I'm gonna pass u to my lil cousin.
When u ready to diss real nigga shi.t, hit me up nigga.

gypsey:
how did she know her friend was used for ritual? did she witness the ritual?
all these smelly ass juveniles making Accussations without prove.

Anyway it's only in that shithole any irrelevant dumb ignoramuse comes on social media and accuse some one publicly without ending up in court.

she literally accused some one of murder and the police are not even investigating.

U hv been americanize.

Captleverage:
Hehehe there you go playing things safe again and you expect me to not pat myself on the back with 10 accounts for turning a big man into a crying kid?...I was about to ask what was your excuse for being broke but I just remembered your mom f*cks meeshais and your dad is probably being registered in ekiti as we speak.

oh my God i just beat your like record
I dedicate this honor to leverage,leverrage,sgtleverage,mrleverage,leverageisback i'm nothing without you guys I love you peace hehehe


Alright boy time to lose sleep what are you waiting for?

Lmfao, I need like 100 ppl to help me laugh this one out.
U actually did go as low as to open all these accts?
Ur self esteem low as fuc.k.�����

Captleverage:
Hehehe you certainly are not boring at all your wailing and desperate comeback attempts have provided us with much amusement
Here is a tip tho, this whole save face routine you use when you are out of comebacks? These only worked when we were in elementary school......it may also work on your father as well but hey he is just a brick wall that gets erections so he doesn't count.

Yea as bored as your hussy mother when your
Walking corpse popsy was penetrating her the same way every time making her the d!ck queen of the streets. Wait come to think of it, repeatition is also something you've been using on this thread, damn you really are your dads son

Lmfao, ure using ur 10 nairaland accounts to like and share ur own posts?lol
Pathetic, lol
U too daft, can't hide ur own tracks.

Lol
Keep going after ppl with flashy cars. Una be sharp babes na.

How about a male visitor? Are we allowed to enter with Niqab?

Please, who r d men patronizing this fugly thgs?

Captleverage:
in all fairness I did warn you that I will do it so any pain and suffering this is causing you( and I know its true) no concern me

Lol.
Dude, u r boring everybody out with ur dry tales by moonlight stories now. Wanna say some real diss?
I'm getting bored. U trying too hard to come back. Not working.
U seem to hv been rape.d by an aboki at one time in ur hom.o life journey. U sound traumatised by this aboki. Need counseling?

Hw can u disrespect ur brother inlaw like dat?

She might hv been infected with HIV without knowing.small sickness=death. Her face shows shes not ok inside

Before, all these nigerian-american girls will tell u they cant marry a nigerian man. Now, no american man wan marry dem, dem wan begin compete wit our naija born hotties.

Na oyinbo ppl kill am.

U wi discover now say na stolen credit card she take buy the ticket.

Captleverage:
See what happens when a female goat on heat raw dogs with an uneducated coward? They bare an abomination who doesn't mind disgracing his family name as long as he gets someone to pay attention to him goat f*ckers on nairaland beware.

Yea right like your Penniless inconsequential father can afford yaba left for his empty head defect no be daddy musiliu shrine una dey carry am go when? Dey there dey form what you are not

Lol,
Funke! Omo é ti ya were o.


What was Ur mama reaction when u came out of her ugly hole looking like Ibeji oran. Ugly ass bush baby. U prolly scared d shi.t out of her. Yo mama be like: 'oh shi.t, what is that'?!!! Mo ti fobo jo nó. lmfao

Captleverage:
Ose more permission to go after your hungry parents don't mind if I do
Here are prayer points you should use in church today
- pray that your mother is able to identify the abok! The knocked her up with you
-pray that your comeback game stops being as uninspired as the abok!s that your mommy swaps her worn out p*ssy with for a pack of sugar
-pray for your mom to step up her game from leprosy stricken beggar clients to market alubarrows clients
-pray that God boosts your iq to be as long as the number of abok! D!cks which have penetrated your tramp of a mother
-pray that God gives your mother the ability to understand simple math problems so she stops thinking 20 naira is higher than her dusty old p*ssy admittance fee of 100 naira
-may God give you a sense of self esteem and may he make your dunce mother to understand that its not a form of jerking off when you explain it to her.
this was form please gimme permission to say more

Lol, see what happens when they say 'dont read the seven books of moses'?

Yaba left, do u copy?

Captleverage:
whatever helps you sleep at night buddie

yea 9 likes doesn't take you to front page so I can't really imagine


I know what's going on here, you think if you say enuff trash, I will just abandon you, oh I will abandon you alright, and focus on your marauding mallam d!ck garage mother and the non existent abok! sperm donor you call a father whom your m0r0nic mother cannot still identify yet. you know how you cry when I do that especially when you can't do nothing about it

Hmmn, u beginning to bore the shi.t out of me. Ur brain has entered slow motion mode.

Her eyes were not opened because she was masturbating. When he ate the 'apple' ( her toto) her eyes became wide open.

iamdrfresh:
The question is simple...

"Is having sex with a sex doll a sin??"


You might wanna back ur facts up with d scripture tho..

Yes, if u mk it in the image of my crush.

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