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If she snores like a cow, then I'm sorry man, cant help u.

When you about to enter menopause, suddenly 'I want a tall guy' requirement gets crossed out.

It becomes: I want a dark, rich guy.
Even handsome gets crossed out.

Animals wey full lagos go soon scatter am.

She is fat! Nothg curvy here. Na girdle dey hold everythg up.

Fiona

When every many countries dont want us in their lands anymore, we will come back, take charge of our destinies by force from all these corrupt public officials ruining our future.

Tekno tho

Jesse01:
where is d banging body all I see is a lady in red.

U no go see am. Either u a woman or gay.

Ekaitê! Where is that vaseline?

She dey hope say spern wey dey him trouser go impregnare her.

Person pikin.

Father Mbaka, let me refresh ur memory..

Why Im no call Dr damages?

Many of us wont be rich today if we took our parents advice.

Gbam! I said it.

Rich people no sey go church 31st night, only poor ppl.

Lexmane:
haha,can u just gv a constructive criticism....we need sanity in this part of the world.

Watever u owe him, uve paid back in d form of raising ur young ones. Cos i knw sentimental ppl here go dey shout 'ah, but he brought u up'! Dats his duty. U didnt beg to come to d world. N its not a crime dat u came to d world, so u not serving any form of sentence under him.

olalat:
imagine!!!! Can you read an advice. Get first and realize the thing wey dey inside. I pray you marry a good woman or else, you will regret taken advice of somebody like this person I quote. I'm a married person and I know what it entails.

it is a complicated issue. Money doesnt come like dat to some people. Opportunity comes but once.

My advice, let your father disown u. Na im lose.

Tales by moonlight

The word 'And'. Trust me I counted it.

Many of these cars u see our boys bring home to show off are stolen cars from Europe and america. Ive seen boys that specialize in stealing these cars.they dnt have another job. N majority are.............?

All fugly.

All this ugly girls self go dey demand respect after posting shameful pics.

Before you post pics and demand respect, check what queen Elizabeth would think about your pic b4 u come demanding respect.

No be her fault, some retarded dude don tell am say she be big girl after giving her small change.

Dude fini do crossover in d hospital. Add more problem to d one him papa don get.

DWJOBScom:
So the present marriage enjoyed by her must be an arrangement cos am not understanding how she bought instead "they" bought

That dude useless as fuc.k. Him dey do fineboy with empty pocket.

Contrary to all d bullshit im seeing here, men r in no way choosy. To marry all these so-called slaybitches, you must turn ur self inside out to impress. Many of these low iq ladies that walk around these days just want someone they can put all their generational poverty on.
Abeg, who is ready to carry another man wahala?
If majority of the ladies out there r not 'bukatas', I for don marry since.

Dis dude wierd as Bleep.

When dem say ' no read the seven books of moses' una no go hear. See result na. All those hebrew just to say merry xmas.

My my. D guy finish am.

Tugsramm:
wat if i don't, ar u goin to jump into d nearest canal, u can do so u av no usefulnes

Weak nigga.

Places like brazil have very hot pussies.

Tugsramm:
if u ar angry go fvck ur sister .asshole,d tin pain am enter bone

Wat nigga? Pain who? No cover am up. Show us ur fugly sister.

Tugsramm:
say anytin u lyk. Nd u must be dumb or sufferring frm myopia does dat 1 luk hot,birds of a feather

That girl hotter than u fat ass sister 100%. Prove me wrong.