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XavierBlue:
the vacuity before posting can only be done by a mentally retardedd fellow.


XavierBlue

Is not my fault, I only have few time in London

I must see d almighty dechandel b4 I go back to hard no petrol life for Naija

Dechandel were u

I have lot of pound an euro, come chop my money, Please

Since av arrive London, av been ask everyone if he know Dechandel, but no luck

I even show her picture, like missing pesin

Dechandel come to Oxford, less play

Cutehector:
who tell u say she get big yarnsh

Mr Hercules, I use to stalk sinaj back wen she were tight Jean

She has nice medium yansh, like dese London girls

sinaj:
*In 2chainz voice* Xo u want a Big Booty for ya B.DAY

Yes, am needing big yansh like u sinaj wit candi dat melt as am licking d yansh

Sooo delicious, yum

tslimpez:
So this is me

Please can I lick ur yansh

https://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/culos-birthday-culos-butt-sprinkles-lick-your-mom-demotivational-poster-1286371697.jpg

I like d cake

I thank d womAn dat give dis kine cake, I marry her

Now, I must go an eat, Ttyl

MrCork:
...so u landed in London & witin 5 minute,u noticed all this..abi?.....lookhear menn,if u lie again...i will get u depoted (no ofeense)

Finally, Mr cork, I been looking for u.

Yes I notice all dis from He-Tro airport to Victora

Am look for Dechandel also an other light skin nairaland London girl

Mr cork, please guide me to find d best club for light skin girl wit edible yansh dat I can eat without get fat, cause am watch my weight

So far I have notice dis difference

London girl has a more fresher skin, unlike Naija girl

London girl smell like flower, Naija girl smell like fried akara

London girl has medium yansh, Naija girl most have orobo yansh

London girl greet u like "hey!!", Naija girl greet u like "oluburuku"

London girl were Gucci an Channel, Naija girl were Asoke

London girl behavior is friend, Naija girl is means

Final, I love London girls!!

KashyBaby:
Oooohhh...these types of sex makes me bored! Wake me up TeamVaseline when ur done....

what kind sex excite u

MrsChima:
Why swallow?

is jus nice to see it in her mouth

MrsChima:
How can women please their men orally?

de can swallow d cum or show him before spit

Lala247:
Lol

my lalalicious, how i wish u was in my room an u just tell me to lick ur yansh 4 u

lala

Dekatron:
vaseline is mad *in phyno's voice* --NDI ARA



You neva cease to amuse me.iwas laughing so hard. BUT,you know what? You are one hell of a disgrace. you keep on showing your stvpidity. Perhaps,you have low self esteem. I am 100% sure that you cant lace their sandals, not to talk of having sex wit'em.

Come on, you are denting the images of these ladies(before niggas start saying i am woman wrapping, I HAVE NEVER HAD ANYTHING WITH THESE LADIES. EXCEPT ROK.IATU THAT I CHECKED HER PIC ONCE UPON ALL HYPE and MHIZIZZY, when i wanted to woo her during the competition. I dont check profile pictures of these ladies). What matters is : THE PERSONALITIES OF THESE LADIES.
[b]Mr Man, lemme tell you, YOU CANNOT BE RESPECTED THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU USE YOUR HEAD FOR, YOU WONT BE COMING HERE,SMEARING LADIES' IMAGES ALL OVER. While your younger ones are becoming billionaires(Google snapchat CEO Evan spiegel,he is 21-23 & worth over 1 billion DOLLARS),you are MASTURBAT.ING and SEXUALLY HARASSING LADIES. Egbon, O RO INU RARA(you are dumb). I mean, COME SEE ASSISTANT PROFESSORS IN THE UNIVERSITIES,between 27-35 years. Simple English, you cannot compose, yet you bast.ard feeling yourself like a MILITARY HEROE OF AFGHANISTAN. You may be older than my ELDEST SISTER SELF, but that one self, i dey yabb am, YOU ARE NO EXCEPTION. Seun did it. He is around 35-37, the same age range as you,yet TILL YOU DIE, I MEAN TILL YOU DIE, YOU CANNOT COMMAND THE RESPECT HE COMMANDS. Person fit afford to pay A MAID #50,000 MONTHLY. I bet you dont earn up to that, cos if you do it would be a tasking job & you wont be here making a fool of yourself and get INSULTED BY A VERY YOUNG CHAP.
I dont care if you are seeking attention, but know this :

YOU ARE LOSING RESPECT
YOU ARE A FOOL
YOUR PERSONALITY IS ALREADY SEEN AS B.S.

Till another time, be safe. Easy with the vaseline[/bold]

Hiaan! I jus see dis

Am heah to defen my sef

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/117031/4246493-4343212471-tumbl.gif

wirelessssss:
#Ditched#Ignored#Pained#Perv

#YouAreIrrelevant, petty and as small-minded as your little thing

She's classy and won't condescend... like the other #AttentionSeekers.

are u she

MrsChima:
Why do men like doggy style?

men are liking doggy because is a straight route ------> inside her juice box

so no matter d man diick size, he can dip everthing inside her sweet juices with no obstacle

i by my sef also like doggy because i can pause an lick her yansh small an den go back inside

MrsChima:
How do you masturbate?

finaly

Mrs chima, i usually think about licking kitty first an den i allow d diick get very hard

den i start to think about her sweet yansh, das wen I reach for d vaseline

pTomz:
nah....kip it till hamattan, u'll nid it more by den after ur Abuna myt hv rested frm ur right palm

well, let me no if ur mind change, i can always help

Y are only male comment on my tred

were are all romance female

am Hot

please no guy are allowed to comment on dis tred

all d woman that cant sleep, come in an let vaseline help

what on ur mind

pTomz:
how on earth will vaseline let u undastand smh

i can also get u discount on vaseline product

pTomz:
nigga r ya fr real??

i dont understand

TDonald:
what are u saying ?

am sorry, I cant explain it any more simple for u

Lala247:
Lol soon
Wer u been hiding

lala have u been exercise i jus have to kneel down at ur behind an kiss it soft, sweeet kisses muah

vaseline never hide from anyone

TDonald:
Fill the 5-liter bowl. Then fill the 3-liter
bowl from the 5-liter bowl. You will
now have 2 liters left in the 5 liter
bowl.
Empty the 3-liter bowl, and then
transfer the 2 liters from the 5-liter
bowl into it.
Now fill the 5-liter bowl again, then
pour water carefully from the 5-liter
bowl into the 3-liter bowl until it is full
- exactly one more liter.
The 5-liter bowl now has exactly 4
liters.

Toooo looooooong

Jus empty d bot of dem

den feel d 3 liter bowl an use it to pur in d 5 liter bowl

den d 5 liter bowl remain 2 liter

use d 3 liter bowl again to feel d 5 liter bowl till it feel.

d remain in d 3 liter bowl is now exact 1 liter

lala247, wen are u bringing dat yansh back to africa

i can eat d kitty an yansh wile standing

i like her already