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Nairaland GeneralRe: More Photos Of That Magic Guy Who Sat On Nothing... (photos) by TeamVaseline: 11:30pm On Jul 17, 2015
dis wan lucky say dem angry mob no burn am for which craft
RomanceRe: Please Help Me!!! So Many Nairaland Girls Are Stalking Me. by TeamVaseline: 10:59pm On Jul 16, 2015
av been dere bro

if she sen u skype video like dis one -

https://www.capetoeuro.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/stalker.gif

bro, jus no dat is over for u
NYSCRe: How I Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp For A Bank Interview by TeamVaseline: 10:47pm On Jul 16, 2015
u lucky say officer no catch u as u de run commot angry

https://www.gifbin.com/bin/012010/1263294044_sneaky_cat.gif
PoliticsRe: Caption This Wonderful Designer Bag............ Picture. by TeamVaseline: 5:22pm On Jul 16, 2015
EroticAngelina:
too much cellulite
Am sure u r havn a very smooth yansh

Can I lick it huh
Car TalkRe: Check Out This Ride by TeamVaseline(op): 3:58pm On Jun 20, 2015
Crieff:
Is that Glasgow op?
Nah, it's around Piccadilly in UK. Everyone seems to be flossing around that area sad
Car TalkRe: Check Out This Ride by TeamVaseline(op): 2:48pm On Jun 20, 2015
Starships4u:
money's damn good..... Imagine one day u step out of ur car too see people scrambling to get ur pics at all cost...... Not to even talk of ur car...... GLORY!!
We shall both be rich by God's grace men, amen!

Car TalkRe: Check Out This Ride by TeamVaseline(op): 2:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
Starships4u:
Seen this car somewhere in malasia....
See people taking pics of the car men.

I pray to be rich legitimately cry
Car TalkCheck Out This Ride by TeamVaseline(op): 2:36pm On Jun 20, 2015
I'm soooo jealous

PoliticsRe: When Will Nigeria Develop? by TeamVaseline(op): 2:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
jaysniggs:
Allow me make 2 points clear.
I'm glad you are admitting the fact that something is wrong.
But I'm not happy you are seeing it only from the environmental aspect.
I touched other areas as well, however, the environmental area is the most obvious symptom of our failed society, hence my highlighting it.

How else do you explain simple things like refusal to construct closed gutters?

You go to Europe, Asia, America and you can hardly tell where gutters are. Our leaders go there to see all these things, yet come hone to construct anything they like.

I'm just like why should gutters be open?

Why won't police enforce road laws and chase away hawkers?

Why won't we provide power with coal, like most developed countries do, so that "vandalized pipelines" only affect a quarter of production at most, instead of affecting like 80% production?

....


The black man is just proving to be more and more selfish, not willing to uplift his society even when in the corridors of power.
PoliticsRe: When Will Nigeria Develop? by TeamVaseline(op): 1:53pm On Jun 20, 2015
Emekamex:
Because Dullards have been elected continuously by the people since 1960.
Very sad men, very few heroes amongst the lot.

Even the so called hero in Lagos, Fashola, couldn't provide water to citizens and provide saner streets.

Sometimes I wish I was in charge, the solutions are clear, but these selfish leaders will never implement them.
PoliticsWhen Will Nigeria Develop? by TeamVaseline(op): 9:29am On Jun 20, 2015
Till now, people still see open gutters filled with crap as normal. You have a 100 million naira house surrounded by open smelly gutters. Even VI and Lekki in Lagos that should by now be tourist locations, still present you with a bevy of open smelly gutters for all to see with no sidewalks for pedestrians.


We still have no electricity, water, security...


Don't you guys feel like crying sometimes, or is it just me?


Then you have roads meant for cars now filled with hundreds of hawkers FREELY walking on roads, jostling for positions with cars.


Someone is pissing in public at every turn you make.


Even classy hotels are not left out of the madness, e.g, 4Point hotel VI, which now has people selling tomatoes and stuff in front of it, thus turning a classy hotel to just another market place.


You have malams that just build shanties anywhere they like to start selling items.


...


...


What is wrong with us?

I'm almost in tears right now.
PoliticsRe: Peace In Nigeria: A Powerful Statement From Frank Nweke by TeamVaseline: 6:07am On Jun 20, 2015
Evidence in the way some peeps PROUDLY say:

"No Igbo Man Will Ever Rule Nigeria"

Or

"It's time for power to return to the north"

I ain't Igbo, but all these truly suck to be honest.


Oh, let's not forget the Oba of Lagos who is cheered on by soooo many people as if he is some sort of hero for wishing death to fellow so called "brothers"; "countrymen".

Deep sigh undecided
RomanceI Can See A Girl Shower But She Not See Me by TeamVaseline(op): 1:05am On Jun 07, 2015
See dis oyibo girl shower, chai

I no see Well cause of d glass, but I see her nakid in shower.
RomanceRe: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by TeamVaseline: 9:44pm On Jun 06, 2015
tslimpez:
shocked
Please bae, use me
RomanceRe: Babes!!! Upload Your Pics Lets See How Pretty & Cool You Are by TeamVaseline: 9:44pm On Jun 06, 2015
philismary:
Why would you want to lick her nyash?
Y not babes huh

I like taste of fine girl yansh
RomanceRe: Am Tempt By Dis London Girls by TeamVaseline(op): 7:36pm On Jun 06, 2015
airclipse:
comeback abeg...make we switch places cry
Guy, just prepare when u are came here, cause am fear for jail I tell u.

Looking like I may enter prison o, cause I jus one grab dese girls man, or jus beg dem say "please jus show me ur full yansh, since half yansh is already show"

Bros, d situation is critical angry

Is like ultimate temptation
RomanceAm Tempt By Dis London Girls by TeamVaseline(op): 7:09pm On Jun 06, 2015
Jus see dem wering short nicka, wit fresh skin an pink yansh.

Remain small b4 I kidnap pesin oooo, see spotless yansh every were. Dem no even send say dem dey make pesin preek charge anyhow wit all dier yansh show for tiny shorts angry

I no fit waka 2 block b4 pesin preek charge. Na two pant I dey were now, try hol am down. I dey go shop for iron pant now, chai

Abeg make una encourage me, cause all dis yansh is too much, am not plan for dis sad
RomanceRe: My Dear Girls From A Fellow Girl by TeamVaseline: 6:47pm On Jun 06, 2015
Carry dis ministry another place, Biko

Done spoil show for we man angry
RomanceRe: Dechandel Am In Londons An Av Not See U by TeamVaseline(op): 5:52pm On Jun 06, 2015
MrCork:
...bro..and don't be suprise when his priiiick pointin towards yor face!! grin grin grin grin
Chai

Dechandel no mine Mr cork, I no u have sweet kitty

Dese London girls sha, see pink yansh every were, am happy I pack my vaseline
RomanceRe: Dechandel Am In Londons An Av Not See U by TeamVaseline(op): 11:53am On Jun 06, 2015
XavierBlue:
i bet you didn't comprehend my comment grin well keep looking for her, luck might shine your way.

XavierBlue
Thank u, am still looking for her, am goin to find her
RomanceRe: Dechandel Am In Londons An Av Not See U by TeamVaseline(op): 11:52am On Jun 06, 2015
MrCork:
...bro...plis dont be suprise when Dechandel pulls out a priiiick!! grin grin
Tufiakwa angry

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