₦airaland Forum

starlingslimnet:
Fact

if u are a real businessmen, u would av take d job, but instead, u prefer speaking english

i no ur type, mr english teacher

dis nice looking farano girl has enter d tred

i will stay heah

starlingslimnet:
The essence lacking in your essence is the essence of common Sense. Get sense and you won't be stressed to get access to them

Hiiaaan!!

Wetin be dis

Vicalloyd:
Am just this guy that creates Fight and add some G in it,thats simple you know?

as u see, vaseline never fight anyone, vaseline only make love with my petrolatum jellies

so please dont fight on vaseline love tred

RomanZeus:
bro hav u heard of an app called "voice changer" or something like that before?
The thing wey u dey cush on nor get bress o...except if u wan rub verslin for IT prick

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wachakuta:
Teamvasline dis one na plan C or D?

Good question wachakuta boy of the umbali kutakwa clan, I new ur father

now, miss classsy seem to be plan J, but i love all d alphabet

Op Please I need ur assistance on d list of nairaland girls i have been compiled

i want all of them fall madly in love with vaseline

if u want i can import list here or hire u direct, what is ur fee

Vicalloyd:
So what should we do nowww...clap for u abi

who are dis new boy in romance

why are u having 9 picture when the nairaland web ask for only 1

who are u

RomanZeus:
No offense bro buh since when u been g@y?

I was like u before, I think she was a boy...

until I here her mickey mouse voice on her voice note.

it is a girl

imagine dis nonsense, missclasssy of all girl

but na so my heart is leading, i jus cant believe, missclasssy

but my diick is charge anytime i read her post, could brain really make diick charge

anyway, missclasssy my hart want u an it seem little junior want u too ( little junior say hi, "hi" )



can anyone imagine what miss classsy kitty kat taste like

i jus hope d flavor is not to powerful like her typing, i dont want die an my family see me die in kitty kat eating postiion, chai!

ireneony:
buy him/her a toothpaste and toothbrush on their birthday

if u buy dis tins for me den we cant friends anymore

I dont like when girl yansh an kitty Kat is smelling, cause Vaseline like to eat yansh an kitty

Please were new pant in morning an night an shave ya forest to

If stay in Naija, please wash more cause of humid in the country, small tin na sweat, so wash twice day.

all am saying is that man should help in kitchen an eat healthy food

so toss her salad an she will always smile for u

i sometime use salad cream to improve d taste

also, make sure d salad is clean

u can also add fruit like strawberry and grape it make d salad sweet

boynigeria:
thats ur own wahala babygel or is it babyoil...what is dat ur name

my friend call me Baby Oil, but people that dont no me close call me Team Vaseline

u can call me Baby Oil

ireneony:
who ever is behind this moniker is an !doit for life

irene, i no all dis is ur hide under attraction. I no inside u want man that protect u, an provide u, an suck ur bress, but u feeling to important to show it to every people here on d nairaland web.

irene, dont worry, i protect u.

I am Captain Vaseline

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boynigeria:
that she doesnt kiss u doesnt mean her hot lips are on vacation

i jus believe that any girl that dont like vaseline is not liking anybody else

so if vaseline go first an d door is lock, I can only inform d others that d door is lock

ask her ur sef if d door is open, see what she say

ireneony:

please can u give step by step instruction on how to win ur heart

by ur heart, i meant ur ches

by ur ches, i meant ur bress

by ur bress, I meant... okay yes, i want ur bress

how do i win ur bress

boynigeria:
french kiss Twaci

Twaci dont kiss, Ive try before, but she dont kiss

u can only kissed her picture on nairaland web an hol small vaseline, but u free to try sha

Keketu:
i kiss ireneony

y u lie to ur sef

u wan kiss her, bet not on lip, I know dat

she say oya come kiss, na in u go de try remove her shirt button like say her lip dey her chest, mtcheeew

OP dis very good write

U r intelligent n I use advice n wait for good girl that I trust, not girl that stab me because argument

Kudos!

Vickybee:
I don't use vaseline.

I can also offer u discount on order uniLever product.

I'm telling u Vicky, because of u, I can make 1 million in 2month if u by my side, I dunno what else to do

Borrussia:
Bro why nah

English is my second language

Vickybee:

if u can came to shoprite in d palm mall vi, i show u d best time u ever see, I let u drive my AMG 63 Mesdis

when next u go buy vaseline at any of d shoprite in Lagos, tell dem vaseline crew send u, dey will offer u discount

all for my feminism baby

mirexxx:
yeah i do! alot

das my girl

one cucumber a day keep d doctor away

mod pleaaaaase don ban me for saying my mind only one time:

"Vickybee I love u"

KingTom:
Who be dis?

Better recognize nigggah

[img]http://lippieismylife.files./2012/06/vaseline-total-moisture-variants.jpg[/img]

an is not really ur faults pa say, is d over exciting mod ban everyone