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papindinho: geezer Teaser... How are u doing boss? U com leave us like say we be prodigal son abi. E no good o..lolz

am sorry bro, was damn busy, am back now

michaeltotti: PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's
ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya By
ribs!
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people. (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators
were once a children.
(bleeping Well)
3. My fellow widows. (Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh) 6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female Under-
19 FIFA World Cup).
(bleeping piece of poo)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are bombing women and children making some
children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very
bad
person, infact I'm a sadder woman right now andMr.
President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV. Either positive or negative
(You guys have it too? Coz I don't Oo ... Lolzzz... Abeg o na joke, before some people will take it personal.

can't stop laughing

Nairalane: am fine too. Hope Ogun is bubbling. Whats the next thing now. I suggest some spiritual mix and comic flavors subsuming some brain teasing quizzes to keep the thread alive, having been posed in a state of limbo with the ASUU strike. Play safe in the Lord o.

if not for Hollywood, south Koreawood, Abk would've been unbearable, am now addicted to movies, i Av seen over 100movies so far, still counting, thanks to ASUU

Nairalane: I am seeing new names. Chiamaka, timicheal, young pro etc. You re welcome. Teaser, how re u doing?

am fine bro, nd u?

Samtolly4JESUS: World greatest! I sight you


@Sire teaser, Long time sire!

yup bro, have been busy... How are you

World Greatest1: The admission letter is to be printed in coloured paper with the acknowledgment letter inclusive. Pls print 6 copies each. from a reliable source.

don't be in a hurry, you guys may resume around June next year, you should be bothered about the strike for now, the academic calendar is faulty, thanks to ASUU

All things bright and beautiful.
ASUU STRIKE WILL END THIS WEEK,
Source:Holy Ghost

pls i av subscribed for mtn bis,pls i need droidvpn connection setting,am i gona use udp or icmp,whats udp port

My droidvpn is not connecting without money, just started yesterday... Pls help

Samtolly4JESUS: # Clears throat!

The programme is starting 9 pm

Oya, make all of us start to Dey prepare

Tola, miracy and the other girls, hope the G flakes is boiling??

Oga papipinddo: hope the bouncers are ready?? You know this is an election... We noe want rigging oo

FB: hope the chairs and Tables are ready??

Jakes baba: hope the sound intruments are ok?

Dr Lee: we go need some of your twakwando guys Oo

Oga xkid: hope una don deliver the IV to mr Teaser, Mr Hausa, Sir mikky, mr Olayiwola and all other staylites?? They will grace the high table oo..

Dr Adewhale: I can see the you're very ready

Sir totti: hope the drinks are ready?

Oga cimetide, PHtemie and Timicheal: hope una don contact the Election tribunal??


Me dey inside inner room oo.... I dey pray earnestly for the success of the programme

hmmmn... Nice one.... Lol

jakesund: ##singing wizkids song##
tease me tease me tease me baby


oga teaser...the g-flakes republic is moving to oau...cant wait to see u

same here my bro.... I will advise u to start buying school stuffs.... What's your discipline

Shout out to papaD, finestB ,samtolly4j kejilee, and others.... Keep it up... This thread is rocking

I congratulate those of you that scape through, can't wait to see you guys next year.. . Arround March.... God will be with you all. Am here to answer any questions...

Ajani2010: Cut off 4 my course 206 my agg 213 but score 197 in putme...what can I do

sorry bro you ain't qualified.... Even if you scored 400 in utme . And 199 in post utme... No admission... Don't lose hope try again next year... Or try other options

If you don't meet the cut off... Maybe you are not around when she came... You better call her boyfriend named 'connection'.... It's an advice... Get connected, even if it's close like - 1,2,3.... If you don't know the right person.... No miracle.... Best of God.

Oh

What A

Afolabi6046: do u mean an office at d faculty of health sciences at OAU?

college of health Sciences.....

Oluwatola5: had 244(agg) in d long run ooo, wuznt able 2 hit 250....i avnt seen my cutoff yet, my faculty is education, incase u get anyfin concernin it, education english 2 b precise

oH k.... Nothing for now... Keep the faith

Ibruks: Eewoo...i don see any ones o=law 285,eng 265.5 ,medicin 274,dentistry 251,nursing 244,med rehab 243,pol sci 261,philo 245,civil 210,chem engine 246,computer sci 233,archi 268.5,estate management 222.5,pharmacy 253.5,sciences 210,econs 268

this is ridiculous and not funny.... Pls stop scaring ppl oh.... Is it original or fake..... I want to believe it's not original. That law cut off is too high... Even higher than law...

Oluwatola5: wuz doin very fyn b4 ysterdai till i saw dis cutoff stuff d@ got me a bit tensed up, but am tryin not 2 ovawhelm myslf wif it again oo, u kno nau, wen OAU sneezes, evrybody, i repeat, evrybody catches cold, i hope u ar gud as well?

Heya, what's your aggregate and cut off.... Don't lose hope dear.... All is well

Samtolly4JESUS: oH great!... Thanks sire.....

Wlc sire

Fynestboi: I believe xo bro se even in d well na oga mi?? Lolz

ok na

lol Bro....

Samtolly4JESUS: sire, have you anything to say concerning this cut off issue?

sire I want to make an enquiry B4 I say anything.... I will get back to you soon

Oluwatola5: My Oga @d top, u ar so makin sense jawe, buh u broke Fynest's rule sha oo, u shld av write ASUU/FG 2geda 2 make up 6 words...kip paddlin d ship of our thread jawe, we'v got ya bak....

owh... Am sorry sis, I didn't read the rule B4 posting..... Sis am not an 'oga' am still a learner.... God is the biggest boss.... Anyway thanks for that, hope you are doing fine sis

Android :an automation that resemble human being

Fynestboi: LobatanCONFAM BAJE

between bros anytn 4 us??

Bro am cool oh.... Enjoying myself while it last.... All is well brother

OAU: oba awon adani duro University.... A great citadel of learning, and at times bloody time waster uni....

FG : feeling good at the expense of the masses

ASUU:an association of retards fighting for their pockets , pretending to be savior of the higher education sector... Source :mydict. Net

TEASER4: a nairalander/an Oau undergraduate, real name lekan. Source:my dictionary.net

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