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free2ryhme:
na only food una sabi


how many forum from other countries do you see them discuss food like Nigerians

Cut us some slacks bro.


If you've travelled out of Nigeria, you'd appreciate our food.

As I type this, I'm eating Irish potatoes that was cooked, then fried.

Na this one be strange bird?

That's someone's pet oooo. The owner will soon start looking for it.

I hope this is not the "Rice Pyramid" type of investment
that the Buhari-led administration displayed some years back in Abuja..

Then the pyramids were dismantled couple of weeks after and the price of Rice went above the reach of Nigerians.

Seems the company has run out of money for promotion.

This method dey sha work sometimes. Especially in this Internet frenzy era.

Okay.

Yesterday, I almost had a problem with my friend for encouraging him to start cooing his meals.

Mehn. The cost of eating out is crazy!

In the verse 3 of Eminem's "Sing for tge Moment"

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?
Well, if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I’ll get sued.


Many things can have similar effect with the things the OP listed. Eg food. Do we consider them evil, simply because we can't exhibit self-control over them?

Kingosytex:
A divorcee is not a single mother. A single mother is one who got pregnant out of wedlock.

According to which dictionary?

Kingosytex:
A divorcee is not a single mother. A single mother is one who got pregnant out of wedlock.

Okay sir.

Wow

I recently had an episode with one.

Single mum of one. Her marriage lasted less than 6 months and the ex husband blocked her everywhere and has even abandoned their 5 year old kid.

She tried enticing me with gifts and some dramaric nollywood style of love.. But deep inside, I knew there was something wrong with the lady, I sha wanted to see what made baba to run within a span of 6 months, and even abandoned his kid

Everything was going well, till she started showing me her true character.

Omoh. I need not go into details...

See ehn.. Run from anything single mother. Even the one that you made, just run.

I repeat, RUN..

Denko2721987:
Get used used to it.. He is not ur usual politician acting all political correct and liked by all while doing a great disservice to their nations like Biden and Obama.. He is not a man that licks balls like others who have been destroying the nation in all facets for years with all manner of useless ideologies and self inflicting economic sabotage of its own people. Many times people like you just amaze me.. Like someone is fulfilling majority of what he promised the American people, re-negotiating the future of their country which past Presidents have ffed up for years and for the first time brought back alot of common sense normalcy and policies and you people are here with some nerve and audacity wanking over how he presents his speech and his goddamn body language Like really?? No wonder we persistently have mediocre leaders with great oratory skills but with mediocre mindsets like this persistently 4ucking up their people. I dont give a damn about an bloody leader's attitude as long as he isnt killing anyone, committing genocide or economic sabotage. I am for a leader(s) who keeps his/their words and performs effectively.. Alot of you are just used to nonsense so get used to a leader with some uncommon sense which i know will naturally lead to alot of deranged liberal nonsense resistance steming from their Trump derangement syndrome which many have yet to recover from. Better still get your head outta the arses of the fake news media like CNN with their industrial complex machinery of lies to discredit president Trump by any means possible.. Shalom

Phew.

Did you type all this for me?

Seems you know him personally.

Oh well. Send my regards to him Mr. Denko Trump.

Denko2721987:
Get used used to it.. He is not ur usual politician acting all political correct and liked by all while doing a great disservice to their nations like Biden and Obama.. He is not a man that licks balls like others who have been destroying the nation in all facets for years with all manner of useless ideologies and self inflicting economic sabotage of its own people. Many times people like you just amaze me.. Like someone is fulfilling majority of what he promised the American people, re-negotiating the future of their country which past Presidents have ffed up for years and for the first time brought back alot of common sense normalcy and policies and you people are here with some nerve and audacity wanking over how he presents his speech and his goddamn body language Like really?? No wonder we persistently have mediocre leaders with great oratory skills but with mediocre mindsets like this persistently 4ucking up their people. I dont give a damn about an bloody leader's attitude as long as he isnt killing anyone, committing genocide or economic sabotage. I am for a leader(s) who keeps his/their words and performs effectively.. Alot of you are just used to nonsense so get used to a leader with some uncommon sense which i know will naturally lead to alot of deranged liberal nonsense resistance steming from their Trump derangement syndrome which many have yet to recover from. Better still get your head outta the arses of the fake news media like CNN with their industrial complex machinery of lies to discredit president Trump by any means possible.. Shalom

Phew. Did you type all this for me?

Seems you know him personally.

Oh well. Send my regards to him Mr. Denko Trump.

This Donald Trump guy... Even when he performs, his attitude towards anything ruins everything.

The way he addresses world leaders and sovereign nations, as if everybody responds to him.

No matter what he achieves, his presentation and reportage makes everything distasteful.

Man has zero attitude abeg!

Great

The desperation is crazy!

By now, Nigerians should have learnt that these politicians don't give a single Bleep about them.

They're aligning for their interests...

I pity you wey dey shout on top politicians matter.

Okay

Sheeples will still troupe into his business center on Sunday morning.

Sensational reportage.

UAE...

Implement resource control or call for a referendum.

I no dey understand these people!

Recall that the workers had, a fortnight ago, warned that there would be a total shutdown of operations at the company.


What exactly are they shutting down?


Enough of all this refinery fraud abeg.


As much as I don't like the "foot Soilders" to be at the receiving end of these fraudulent ventures... But these refineries have been moribound for donkey years, and you all have been receiving salaries.

Like someone suggested, let the government dash the refinery to the workers, let them manage it and share the profit.

nnadychuks:
I’ve been driving on the highway, or within town and for one day police has never harassed me. I don’t Roger anybody, unless when my papers/license expires.

Im a young man too, but Sometimes I wonder what causes situations like this.
Like police go just see u begin Dey harass you?

Same here. Been driving for over 10 years now.

I have driven from Mercedes to Prado.

Once I see a checkpoint from 30m, I slow down, wind down and locate my papers immediately.

If it's at night, I dim my headlights and put on my inner lights.

Over 10 years now, not a single case of police harassment.

There are times I willingly dash them money, especially when returning from club at night.

Some COEs that are affiliated to universities have been issuing degrees for over a decade now.

Typical fish brain Internet-era dumbo.

Always quick to get emotional and start forming victim.

What has 2-month postpartum emergency C-section got to do with the inappropriate dress you wore to the event?

You see this thing called the Internet... Kinda makes some people dumber than the absence of it.

We weren't this stupid in 1996.

Rubbish!

EvilMerodack:
Because you dont like the read the truth
God go help you make i see where you attack Govs in other region, you go cry that day

Blocked.

Okay

Your conscience..

And if your conscience is dead, then your major problem isn't the dressing..

Too much Cho Cho cho

pocohantas:
Teaching.
I was 21, fresh outta university.
On the second day the principal sent me to go buy chilled coke and eggroll. Emphasis on chilled. The next day I didn't show up.
Pay was about 20k.

Rules and regulation was longer than River Niger. On some days they dressed like penguins. Other days, pink, purple shirt...all with black skirt/trouser. I was young, but I knew staying in such job was disastrous.

Didn't see your username before reading your comment.

Who did this to a whole Poco?

Tutor in a Computer School.. While waiting for call up letter, then Banking.

Now in Oil and Gas.