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Sharpsharp00123:
how do u count your own round?

5 rounds indeed!!!

What's the big deal about going 5 rounds abeg?

Round 1 comes within 5 minutes.
Round 2 takes 10 to 15 minutes.

Go on recess.
Take a bath, go for a swim, have her prepare a meal butt naked... While she's doing dishes, bend her over and take round 3.

In the bathroom, when you guys are trying to wash off... Take round 4.

Go see the movies afterwards. Then hangout with friends....

Return home and light one round before kissing her goodnight on the forehead.

If toto sweet, you can go even 7 rounds in a day.

I just hope by 5 rounds, nobody meant 1,2,3,4 and 5 at a go...

Naaaahhhhhh. That's Bullshyte.

Take your time and enjoy the meal. Sex is not war.

princepee:
In Sex..
The first round is the sweetest..
Any other rounds is just to boost your ego.
Trying hard to satisfy your woman...

But then, the first round still remains the best.

Mehn. For me... It's the second. Normally I don't stop after the first. I just proceed into round 2.

Don't forget, I'm never a fan of rubbers... I shoot my shots naked.

Solid 10!

I mean a very solid 10!

What do kids even enjoy these days sef?

Dem go dey pose, dem go dey denge denge

Dem go dey pose, dem go dey waka kurukere

Bad ass jam!

I miss Naija... I swear.

Lol

Battle for the top 4 is surely gonna be dramatic...

2 goals
8 corners
2 yellow cards.

With Brighton struggling for a place in the Europa and having home advantage, I'll lean toward 1x.

Liverpool might likely field their second 11.

Oh damm

When "they" come campaigning for the 2027 elections.

Take them to this road, let it be the campaign venue.

If I make reference to a certain highway now, hyenas will come after me.

Where is the queue?

Propa....

A barrister behaving like an agbero.

Abeg abeg abeg were tired of this soap opera.

Ok

Hear me clearly, If y'all niggas fear me, just say y'all fear me
Bleep all these fairytales
Go to Hell, this is God engineering
This is a Hail Mary pass, y'all interfering
He without sin shall cast the first stone
So y'all look in the mirror, double-check your appearance
Bitch, I said I was amazing
Not that I'm a Mason
It's amazing that I made it through the maze that I was in
Lord, forgive me, I never would've made it without sin

Are we tryin to beTikTok now?

Hahahahahaha

Nigeria has got the most morally bankrupt politicians in the world.

Zero integrity.

Zero ideology.

It is all about feasting. Less than 12,000 people, making a fool out of 200,000.

Anyway, best thing is to find my way into the 12,000.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
I trust Nigerian police👮. They will fish them out

Mtcheeewww. Dem don pick jailbrealers wey full Ghana, Togo and Benin Republic finish?

Abeg.

Same ol BS.

Before I opened the thread, I was 100% sure that green BMW will be in the pictures.

Same ol BS!

See as e resemble Star Boy Lamine Yamal....

Either ways... Both sides are winners. Achievers and they've already made their mark.

Earlier today we were calculating the cost of contesting the HOA position in my state.

Mehn!

Lol

thesicilian:
As a man, I will hardly know the difference between hair of N5,000 and that of N1.7m. Most of these ladies are just money wasting demons because they do not work for the money themselves

Didn't you hear her say "she had sleepless nights?"

And while the poorly paid employees (Police and bouncers) fought their lives out...

The VIPs strolled by into the so-called restricted area, prompting me to ask "What was all the drama for?"

Exactly what is happening in Nigeria today. They stroll by into power, while we fight ourselves.

Rossikk:
Garbage.

We have EFCC waiting and watching.

Any vice-chancellor that tries anything shady is heading straight to jail!

Vice-Chancellor ke?

patrickcollins:
A man that can't spelt out amounts written in figure, shouted this thing is confusing me.

spell out

Aleister:
Governor Eno is doing well but you see this Akpabio? Make Ona stop to dey give am microphone to speak in public.

What is he doing please?

Fogman - Old Taker.

I remember you from the days of Headlights to Andriod Screens.

I salute you!

free2ryhme:
No one asked you what you are eating or having been eating


una discussion no pass food and sex

No be una mate dey invent innovation daily for society, una don use una own talk about food and sex

Please what have you or anyone in your household invented?

free2ryhme:
na only food una sabi


how many forum from other countries do you see them discuss food like Nigerians

Cut us some slacks bro.


If you've travelled out of Nigeria, you'd appreciate our food.

As I type this, I'm eating Irish potatoes that was cooked, then fried.

Na this one be strange bird?

That's someone's pet oooo. The owner will soon start looking for it.

I hope this is not the "Rice Pyramid" type of investment
that the Buhari-led administration displayed some years back in Abuja..

Then the pyramids were dismantled couple of weeks after and the price of Rice went above the reach of Nigerians.

Seems the company has run out of money for promotion.

This method dey sha work sometimes. Especially in this Internet frenzy era.

Okay.