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iLegendd:
This post is not necessary, so you can ignore. It's all about me me me.

I want to post this, but one spirit is saying, "Don't! Just stay ghost mode and don't update anyone on anything." Then another spirit is saying, "post it and delete later."

It's been a while. Some new thiings in Boxnalysis I discovered made me speechless. I keep finding new things that rhyme in all cycles. E get where e reach, I burst cry. I'm not a billionaire in Dollar yet, but with the data and info I have about BTC, thanks to Boxnalysis, it's impossible not to be.

I have never worked in my life cuz I hate to be told or controlled. I too get pride sha.

I got a call from someone, a lady, her dad worked with Total oil company and I was asked to send my CV, but I laughed and refused. They called my mom and she called and begged me, yet I refused. She ended the call with "The Devil is at work."

She knows I have been indoors for years and wants me to regularly go out.

She sent a copy of my CV to them and I was called to resume work the next day.

Make e no be I dey possessed and refused to work since I graduated and came back to Naija. It seems rumours are going round about me that I don't work, but see money to buy things. Maybe, she wants that rumour to stop.

I took the job and requested I want something that'll engage me physically, not office work. I have been in my room for years developing Boxnalysis, so I needed what will HOLD me outdoor for at least 15 hours and this is a perfect opportunity.

The moment coverall and helmet is on, we're not allowed to use our phone from 9 AM to 12 PM. When we come back from break, the rule continues. Sadly, my job is least intensive. All my colleagues are secretly jealous. I just loiter around from 9AM to 12PM supervising them, then back again from 2 to 5PM. Once in a while, I put in one or two physical effort to help.

For the pay, it's big, but I'll hand it to my mom. Crypto money is bigger than oil money except you're Dangote. I'm not working because of the pay, but to allow me mingle with big men and enjoy sunlight and gist.

This job is the reason I'm hardly with my phone and it had helped me improve my patience with BTC. We closed at 5 PM. I live inside the company house. One of the oyibo guys wants to take some of us to club, but I'm no longer into that.

Yesterday, I checked Boxnalysis and it told me to long at 61.9k and I did. I don't check profit. It's either I win or I lose all.

I will surely resign in few months. At least, I can now write a book about 9-5 and I'll make so much fun of it.

I told you it's all about me me me.

Below is my yesterday trade.

To those in my community spreading rumour that I don't work, but I see money, I'm now working just to make you happy.

The moment I start receiving too many calls about financial help from those sets of people, I go just resign and I'll inform them that I have been sacked so that they'll pity this boy and quit.

You haven't changed one bit, Ilegend

Crypto don send many people go village, Lol

Nawa oh, I thought bullrun is just getting started? That means we might see a $30-$35k support soon.

ChukwuebukaEzeh:
Lol it obvious that the meta trader screenshot was doctored.

From ChatGPT:
1. The Math is Literally Impossible
In trading, the profit formula for a Bitcoin buy position is:

(Current Price - Entry Price) × Lot Size × Contract Size = Profit

According to the image:

The price moved up by exactly $5,000 ($63,000 - $58,000).

The trade size is 58 lots.

On any real trading platform, 1 lot equals 1 Bitcoin. So, a $5,000 move on 58 lots should equal exactly $290,000 ($5,000 × 58).

Even if it was a micro-account where 1 lot equals 0.1 Bitcoin, the profit would be exactly $29,000. There is absolutely no real math or contract size in existence that results in a random, specific decimal number like $101,460.36 for that price move. The creator just typed a random large number to make it look impressive.

2. The Prices are Too "Perfect"
Bitcoin never moves in perfectly flat, round numbers. A real trade would show decimal points for the entry and current price (e.g., 58000.45 → 63001.12). Seeing exactly 58000 → 63000 means the numbers were manually typed into a fake screenshot generator or edited in.

3. Clear Signs of Photo Editing
If you look closely at the image:

The Blackout Marks: There are sloppy, manual digital paint strokes covering up the top left text and a massive, jagged black/white block in the top right corner. Real apps have smooth, uniform backgrounds.

The Missing Interface: The entire bottom half of the screen is a solid black void. Real trading apps (like MetaTrader) always have navigation tabs at the bottom (Quotes, Charts, History, Settings) and grid lines. It was entirely painted over to hide a fake interface.

Text Artifacts: The blue "profit" text has different pixel fuzziness (compression) around it compared to the rest of the text, meaning it was pasted onto the image afterward.

It is a 100% simulated or photoshopped screenshot.

Yeah, I knew it was doctored even before asking just play along.

Ain't no way, BTC entry and current price will be rounded up to three 0s and of course what about the digits after the decimal points?

Some people are funny sha!

Jammykay:
Alt season is here

I am making money everyday

Prop firm?

Happy Bitcoin Pizza 🍕 day, Just got this to celebrate

Ana2022:
Then, look for a good schengen country to do your master....

Thanks for your feedback, I'll look into it.

So help me God

Ana2022:
I arrived back the next day and met an older Nigerian man staying at my apartment, as I run a hostel and several short-term rental apartments for tourists.

He came abroad in 1991, like many people who believed in investing back home. He bought land in Abuja, properties in his state, and even built a fish farm that was once well known.

Today, almost everything is gone. He told me he regrets it deeply. If he had known things would become this difficult, he said he would have stayed abroad and invested there instead. Now, he only has a small flat left to survive with his family in Nigeria.
He told me something I will never forget: back then, 80,000 naira could feed a family of six for a month. Today, 120,000 naira a week is still not enough for basic living.

He looked broken—not physically, but inside.

I am not forcing anyone to leave Nigeria. That is not my message.

But if you ever have the opportunity to experience a better system—a place where life is not constant survival—please think deeply about it. Think about your old age, your children’s future, and the future of your generation.

Don’t let anyone deceive you that abroad is boring. Peace is not boring. Stability is not boring. Dignity is not boring.

Life is not just about money.

Thanks for your words, I really need help, what country do you recommend?

I earn roughly $1200 monthly, working remotely for a US based company and TBH, I really don't know what to do, what you typed there really touched me, I've never really thought of Japa before but Menh, I can't continue to live like this.

What do you suggest I do? Please I need help, I'm just confused. I have like $9k saved up only.
I have a Bsc only too, I don't mind anything.
I have a passport already, my transcript and English proficiency from my uni all ready.

Please help me with what to do next.

Tinûbu is working!!!!!

E dey sweet for mouth until e reach your turn, until it happens to you or your family, Keep deceiving yourself and voting leaders that don't give a damn about you.

Many are mad, But few are roaming.

Sulejamade:
I have my personal Starlink Gen3 (V4), plus the pivot roof mount for sale in Abuja

Used for 5 months

- Starlink Gen3 (V4) complete kit
- Standard Pivot Roof Mount


500k
09066662958
Abuja

Reason for sale?

Many Nigerian girls are broke AF, they can't even boast of 1m in their account but guess what? They all wanna marry rich and already made guys, I just dey laugh them.

Una go old for Una papa house.

davillian:
The s25 ultra should be on snapdragon 8elite 5

Yes, it is.

davillian:
hi
my point is i cant buy a high end device and be scared of max usage....
right from start ive been having over heating issues with phones.
as it stands i cant use a phone that doesn't run snapdragon 8 elite i would hate myself and the phone....
i want to buy a new phone this month but samsung screen issues scares me iphone i would destroy the battery health before 1year....
na God go help me
im looking at a 16 gb/5i2 with snapdragon 8 elite or 8 elite 5 with 6500 mah battery or 10000 mah battery and ts really expensive...
but i have no choice

Go ahead and buy it, The screen issues ended with S23U ultra.

I use S25 ultra and it's been a good experience so far.

uncleteeh:
Architectural drawings
Structural drawings
Building Construction
Building Renovation
Facility Management

+2348108408732

oaklinesanddesignsltd@gmail.com

What is this? Atleast give your opinion first

So after house hunting in Lagos(Omo not for the weak ooh especially if you're on budget )

I saw some good houses but confused one the one to choose.

1. Is perfect has everything, Modern and new but the location is bad although very accessible to a federal road but with 1k bike.

2. The location is okay and open, modern but then the house for that price is not worth it (very small and have one or two commas) but then I guess location affects prices and I'm really not ready to up budget again and again (1.5m for 1bed, 2m for 2bed)

What do you suggest?

Preator:
Which part is the lie? The S21 or S22. You said it ended since S24 but i dnt recall mentioning it happening to a S24

Oh maybe I didn't read what you wrote Very well, I thought you were generalising it for all Samsung S series device including the newly launched one.

I totally understand and it sucks honestly but I think this new devices are better, from S23U upwards or so.

Preator:
The s series is notorious for lines. I used the S21 and my wife used the s22. Both developed lines. The A7 i bought since 2019 is still going strong today while both s series don pafuka.

Nonetheless, i go still try this one. The agentic AI features looks cool

That's a lie, I think since S24 ultra or so..
It ended, I use S25U ultra and nothing!

Magnetic010:
Long awaited? Who was waiting for it?

Those who can afford it

The long awaited king of all phones launches today. Everyone is excited especially about the unprecedented privacy screen display.

Watch the live launch event here :

https://www.samsung.com/africa_en/

cartelectronics:
PRICE: 🏷️330,000✅

SAMSUNG 43” CLASSIC UHD 4K RESOLUTION TIZENOS SMART TV

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CALL OR WHATSAPP: 08109103281

Screen Size: 43-inch
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3. Display Type: LED, Flat Panel
4. HDR Support: HDR10+ and Hybrid Log-Gamma (HLG)
5. Refresh Rate: 50 / 60 Hz (1700 PQI motion index)
6. Audio Output: 20W (2-channel speakers)
7. HDMI Ports: 3 HDMI ports
8. USB Ports: 2 USB ports
9. Smart TV Platform: Samsung Smart TV with SmartThings and web browser
10. Connectivity: Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, Ethernet (LAN)

NATIONWIDE DELIVERY

Suite 15, Bonick plaza, Robert Umezinne street, By St. Peter’s Anglican church road, alaba international market Lagos

Do you have something of 50 or 55 that's within 400k range?

Ryzen 9 7940HS with Igpu Radeon 780M (4GHz)
32gb Ram / 1Tb SS Nvme
Dgpu : Nvidia RTX 4060 8gb Ram
90Wh battery

Nobody sells curtains or couch here?

KAKACOMM:
Dell precision 5770

12th Generation Intel®️ Core™️ processors i9-12900H (14 cores, 20 threads, up to 5.0 GHz)
64GB, 2x32GB, 4800MHz DDR5
Primary HDrive 512GB SSD
Secondary HDrive 1TB SSD
17", FHD+ 1920x1200, 60Hz WLED, 100% s RGB
US English Backlit Keyboard
NVIDIA®️ RTX™️ A3000 w/12GB DDR6
Intel Wi-Fi 6/6E (up to 6GHz) AX211 with Bluetooth
Webcam
Windows 11 Enterprise
MS Office 2024

The price of this laptop go mad cos WTF is this specs
BEAST!!!!!!

Why is this on the front page?

Someone enlighten me

Weirdoo:
Available

No number on your profile

Techie25:
If you know or you're into this business then send me a text on WhatsApp. I'm wrapping only the inside (area around keyboard and touchpad then thin screen line) not bad or side.

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Nobody?

Techie25:
If you know or you're into this business then send me a text on WhatsApp. I'm wrapping only the inside (area around keyboard and touchpad then thin screen line) not bad or side.

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Nobody?

Techie25:
If you know or you're into this business then send me a text on WhatsApp. I'm wrapping only the inside (area around keyboard and touchpad then thin screen line) not bad or side.

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Nobody?

Techie25:
If you know or you're into this business then send me a text on WhatsApp. I'm wrapping only the inside (area around keyboard and touchpad then thin screen line) not bad or side.

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Nobody?

Mayflowa:
Do you mean to infer the reverse?

Yes Lol

1 Russian Man equal to 38 Ukrainian

If you know or you're into this business then send me a text on WhatsApp. I'm wrapping only the inside (area around keyboard and touchpad then thin screen line) not bad or side.

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