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CaniiiceDim:
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Meanwhile, this happened this morning in our hospital. Lolzz
Enjoy!

*PASTOR : good day Doctor.

*DOCTOR : good day Sir, please sit down.
Pastor sits....

*PASTOR: yes Doctor, you sent for me..

*DOCTOR: yes Sir, its about #‎Sister_Jane‬ 's Lab result, its out. Meanwhile, I called you here because I had a chat with her and she said some things about you.

*PASTOR: #‎starts_sweating‬,,, what things? Is she okay? Is she pregnant? Ah,,, ah,, I mean what's in her Lab result?

*DOCTOR: well, Sir, is it true that you're having carnal knowledge of Sister_Jane?

*PASTOR: Heaven forgive you! How can you level such a preposterous accusation against a man of God? Is that what she told you?!! Wait, wait, wait,
are you sure she is not having some brain damage or something? Talk to me my friend!!!

*DOCTOR: sorry Sir, its just that she is HIV 1 & 2 positive and she said
you've been having carnal knowledge of her...

*PASTOR: #‎Hands_on_the_head‬,,, Chineekeee.... please don't say it loud, walls have ears. Do you mean I'm going to die? Doctor please help me, I don't want to die, please. I have 6 children in primary and secondary,,, please help me.

*DOCTOR: so you admit you did it, Sir?

*PASTOR: yes Sir, I did it Sir. It's the work of satan, I ,,, I did it Sir... Please help me, I don't want to die, please Doctor...

*DOCTOR: its alright Sir, I will help you, you're not going to die. She is only three months pregnant and you are responsible. Congratulations Sir.. At least, it's not HIV.

Pastor faints........ Hehehe...

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Ok,,,

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