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PrimeMinisterr:
will make sure We start home lesson in her house, whereby she'd be My private teacher.

Julietcutie:
tnks I guess ur sister is one too

Julietcutie:
tnks dear

Julietcutie:
I don't hate it I don't like it...but its good

Cutehector:
I wonda what really makes girls blush

INTERMAN:
That horrible moment when your trouser tears greatly while entering a commercial bus and u still av about 5 bus stops to queue to take another bus and you have no boxers on underneath and ur dick is showing

menix:
Just had my first Gorimakpa( skin cut) since I regained consciousness.

My first was as a village boy in the 80's, it was my worst Christmas because it dawned on me that wowo was an evil spirit that possesses thou could be casted out..

So my issue now is, I want you to be my eye nd tell me if I still have that evil spirit called wowo or I have succeeded in sending them into my neighbors pigs that Barks all night.

Should I go back to keeping my hair




Lalasticla.la I don't mind if you be an eye too..
Oyind17 I did it for you..

loomer:
Hope e go last?

Aminat508:


Funny

Dat awkward moment when you're trying to fart
and poo falls out of ur arsse.




That awkward moment when you hand someone
your phone to check pictures but you find them
browsing through your messages.





That awkward moment when you are left with a
friend and you guys didn't say anything until the
other friend comes back





That awkward moment when you mum says "son I
need to talk to you" and you start thinking of
everything you might have done wrong





That awkward moment when you were singing a
song on radio and suddenly the song stopped and
your voice was louder and everyone will look at
you like huh?



that awkward moment wen u want to read cool jokes on NL but find Donko writing shittz!



That awkward moment when your pen disappoints
you when you about to write down a girl's number



That awkward moment when you are copying a
friend's assignment and the lecturer walks by

LadyGuinivere:
Teeboy!I see u peeping! Don't be a lurker! Say hi naaa

KingTom:
Your Toto! Wash am well so e no go smell like crayfish!

BULLSHIT

Nice one

PrettyHausaGirl:
I always hear something like 'sprugal sounds' at the end of most naija songs these days. Dunno whose behind that but i love that...

samhay:
There are several producers home and abroad and they have a signature tune.
EXAMPLES:

DON JAZZY: ITS DON JAZZY AGAIN
SARZ: SARZ ON THE BEAT
DJ KHALID: U know how he screams 'Dee Jay KHALID'

Question is,of all these signature tunes,which 1 catch ur fancy?

For me i love

The short sound of bell/gong and you hear 'KONVICT MUSIC'

WHAT'S YOURS?

samhay:
Yes bro, THANKS

Holatunde007:
Have you try robbing her body with annoiting oil? It heals

samhay:
Yes bro, THANKS

samhay:
Did he just respond to a question without being negative. Make go call nattybanta to come and see dis.

Mayb Dat allegation caused it.

badtGuy


aw far na?

Aw ur side na ?