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happy birthday

Tunde Euro!!!

Wishing You Long life and prosperity


Success is Mine ooooo

ochejoseph:
Fellow Nairalanders,

We have just been informed that the APC formally launched a Psuedo claim On behalf of "Ultimalimited" on a copyright violation claim.

As Such Buhari's appearance on the hot seat (on front Page) where he failed all three questions, 1. the name of his running mate 2. Full meaning of APC and INEC has been taken down by Youtube Temporarily

However, we have a new version which will be uploaded on multiple channels for your Viewing pleasure

Nevertheless those who want copies or CD's of the old version could simply post or send me their email address or Post address and we will despatch same for Free


Committing the destiny of 170 million Nigerians into the hands of a Man who barely remembers his name will be a generational error!



God Bless Nigeria

Let the Truth be Seen!

God purnish you..

Cyb3rhack3r:
To All Our Celebrities,
I congratulate you all for working hard in life and
making a name for yourselves, it isn't easy but there
are certain things that ought to be corrected. I'm in
no way saying that you shouldn't spend your money
how you deem fit, but you have to look at this issue.
The issue is that most of you flaunt their wealth all
over the social media, especially that boy Wizkid.
There are ways you spend your money and i wonder
whether you guys are really sensible. Please Answer
This Few Questions


How would you buy a watch of $20,000 when a
watch of N250 would serve the same purpose?

You Recently Bought A Car Of N24.8m, When A Car
Of N1.5m would still transport you to anywhere you
want.


How Would A Sensible Person Buy A Suit Or Dress
Of N300,000 when a N5000 Suit Made By A Tailor
Would Serve The Same Purpose.


Tonto Dike or whatever ;You Bought An Iphone6,
"You No Go Let Us Hear Word"
Are you the first person to buy an Iphone6?
And still spoilt two IPhones in two days. Showing Us
How Confused you Are?

What Would It Have Cost You If You Gave That
Money To The Less Privileged
When You Die Who Would Wear That Suit, Who
Would Wear That Watch, Who would ride those cars..
Who would use that expensive perfume and phone.
Remember These Words, Vanity Upon Vanity, All Is
Vanity.


Invest In the lives of people, that's the best you can
do.. You never know, that Doctor that might save you
might be someone you helped. Many People Are on
the streets looking for help, Students Need Money To
Go To school.
Trust Me You Wouldn't Wanna End Up Like The Rich
man And Lazarus In the Bible.
Rich American Celebs Don't Even Flaunt Their wealth
the way Nigerians Do..


As For Wizkid, I have one word for you, Even The
Late Michael Jackson is still richer and better than
you. The Only difference is that you're alive.
M.J never flaunted His Wealth..
I once again thank you all for reading this.

Have A Pleasant Day

http:///XzO

nice one

Ess:
The airlines are not smiling now. Thank God I bought on time, na to postpone travel if not..

...


There is a way u can get it cheap at d airport..jzt go 2 dia office at d airport n get it direct frm dem...my fwend that wnt 2 turkey got his own ticket direct from their office @120k frm turkish airlines..nd we saw 152k wen we checked it online..fnk there is discount gettn it @ d airport tho....so jzt try it 1st n see shaa

eben1991:
Thanks all for your quick response.

u can try usa or canada,,,u cn work n study der..

eben1991:
Am thinking of a place to study and work easily and secondly its a post graduate programme.

..y nt try usa or canada

u can work n study better there..

mrnilobrawn:
No embassy in Nigeria. Service locations http://www.immi.gov.au/Help/Locations/Pages/Nigeria.aspx

thanks Bruv

JAH BLESS

Preciousstones:
I ve not gotten to that stage yet,I believe somebody here will help.some members have gone through Svp.

.pls i have a fwend here he
is asking if there is any australian embasy in
nigeria...lagos 2 b precise.pls if yes can you help
us wit d adress.....tnx dear

mrnilobrawn:
Why curious if they verify or not.....are you planning on something fishy?..
If you dont hav genuine statement you should look for schools that dont require bank statement.... What ever doc u provide they hav the luxury, resources and official channels to verify them...

.pls i have a fwend here he
is asking if there is any australian embasy in
nigeria...lagos 2 b precise.pls if yes can you help
us wit d adress.....tnx dear

izykvision0:
Hello All,

Pls how do i get my docs to be under 5mb especially the pdf merged files like payslips, form 80 etc. as DIBP doesn't want compressed files?

.pls i have a fwend here he
is asking if there is any australian embasy in
nigeria...lagos 2 b precise.pls if yes can you help
us wit d adress.....tnx dear

bossladyMo:
I am adapting very fine ooo...it's hot here at the moment. Thank God for constant electricity...so at least the fan can be on.

Yea....some will ask you to do an online assessment, while some just take you straight to interviews. But for this one I got, I did an online assessment, then phone interview, then a meet&greet kinda physical interview. Accent isn't posing a problem...but that is because I don't have any Nigerian tribe influence on my accent. So if you have a bit of an Ibo/Yoruba/Hausa accent already, it might be a tad bit harder for them to hear you (I stand corrected though). But when it comes to hearing them...sometimes I don't hear what they say well o...guess because I am in a regional area...the accent is so deep. I expect the Aussies in the cities to have a cleaner and clearer accent tho. It's just like going to yankee and going down South...their accent there is totally different and harder to understand, compared to someone from New York, LA etc speak. But once again, it all depends on you...my husband hears them better. But I guess as I work and hang out with them more, my ears will fine tune itself.

If you are going to stay in a regional area, be prepared to have stares and surprised faces when you speak English. Even at work, some people are surprised I speak good English...and I'm like, I prolly speak better English than you sef lol (in my head tho lol). I reckon it will be different in the cities though. So that fact might work for you, as they will be dazzled cos they were not expecting such.

ladyboss i greet u oo..pls i have a fwend here he is asking if there is any australian embasy in nigeria...lagos 2 b precise.pls if yes can you help us wit d adress.....tnx dear

pls do any1 knws anyfn abt the rain maker ..majek fashek....hw is his health now...any latest abt him...tnx

Gooci:
@ every1, pls I need an urgent response. I currently await my visa to come-out nd av been trying to do some registrations here in Nig. Like I said some days ago, I ws told @ d bank(gtb) that I can use my master card to withdraw money anywia in d world. I plan to do business when I get to dubai, so do I need to activate internet banking(token)

I don't really have much cash here, so I don't kno if its necessary(something I really need for easy business) or the mastercard alone will be good to make transaction.
Thank you....

D

kaizenBash:
yup, u r right about that. Pls, do u av any idea on the question I askd earlier (d fee nd d processing duration for d 3months)?

contact emirates airlines @ dia office @lagos..a fwend called them today and dey gave im infomatns n told him wat 2 do...

Cheers


Tunde Euro

total nonsense...girls shaaaaa

hmm

fm7070:
i need a job as a consular-general

xee ur mouth like consular general

felibrain:
As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life.
WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....

1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today,
tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.

2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.

3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.

4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).

5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation
at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.

6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!

7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....

8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.

9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.

10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.

11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to
be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.

12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..

13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist
and you will be blessed.

14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today
who had 10k in those days.

15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!

16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.

17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her
to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.

18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.

19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.

20. Learn to say thank you and to apologise when you are
wrong.

Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own
risk......

thanks so much ....i don learn wella

she is a porn star...i no her..let me knw if u wnt her video...

Asunmo555:
Understandable......@tunde

yes boss

Kayraph:
Nice one @Tunde

yes bro...thanks..hw u

i can..based on condition..

This is a press release from Qatar Airways, qatarairways.com/english_global/… . This is applicable for citizens of country who are
not eligible for visa on arrival. If you are eligible
for visa on arrival, you do not need to use this
system. Check eligibility on dohaairport.com/en/ …visa_regulations.html ------------------------------- Qatar Airways introduced this month a new
online system for applying for tourist visas to
Qatar. The service is available for passengers
flying with Qatar Airways and can be accessed
from www.qatarairways.com. “The new system eases the process of applying
for a tourist visa to Qatar for eligible passengers,”
said a Qatar Airways spokesperson. “It also
provides passengers with the convenience of
tracking their visa application status online.” Only 1-month single-entry tourist visas are
available and the visa must be used within 60
days from the date of issue. The validity of the visa
and the visa period cannot be extended. A few simple steps are all that’s needed for
passengers to apply online. It takes
approximately 10 days to process the visa and
the cost is USD 55 per person. The option to fast-
track the application is available at a cost of USD
120 per person and takes approximately 7 days to process. The visa application fees are non-
refundable. The following is required to apply for a Qatar
tourist visa with Qatar Airways. Applicants need to
have a confirmed ticket in and out of Doha on a Qatar Airways flight. They also need a hotel
booking through Discover Qatar, the airline’s
inbound holiday division, and the visa will be
issued for the duration of their hotel stay only.
Lastly, the stay in Qatar must not exceed 30 days,
and must be for tourism purposes only. Take Care

Tunde Euro

Seamareggae:
Pls bros... I beg you.. Pls help me with the eti payg... Pls.. Thanks...

which 1

pretydiva:
Cool ride. Mine is on it's way

amen and me too oooo

wildikeman:
look at this nigger oo. Escaping ur cage would not help you go back. What an animal. FYI I'm as real as you can guess... Not as foolish as you. Calling you a fool is even an insult to foolish people...shio

thnx

emeke042:
na ur moda I dae help na...as ur papa sperm na jst mere suga ;Dna ur moda I dae help na...as ur papa sperm na jst mere suga

u r a bastard....foolish fool...u n ur papa continue bleeping those women..ok u will b caught n burnt one day....oloshi

kestolove95:
hahahahahaa...ur head dey dia..

naso boss

them be all follish pple...shey the woman sef no no say somtin dey enter he under

Jazzythedon:
all this Yoruba goats no dey ever get sense...

Big fool....

I knw u r one of them....continue bleeping ur female members....oloshi...

emeke042:
.i wonder who gve diz gorilla phone

shut up...na fact e dey tawk joor...abi u dey part of them??

sahsahb:
seems lyk you are high on something,probably panadol

he is sayng d fact..na igbo men n woman dey engage 4 dat kind level....

RaptorX:
That clip funny die.
Power enter
Enter power o

yes oo....this life shaaaaa