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how i wish i can post the video here...

A fake warri dude..sexually prayng 4 a woman

power--enter
enter--power


so funny

wildikeman:
why don't they ban wayward monkies like u guys anymore

u are very foolish..i fnk u r one of those fake ones who does foolish tins with dia female member...mr fool...ode

kestolove95:
no mind dem..like sae we nevr watch d leak tape wey fakee pastor dey straff. One fat woman insyd uncompleted buildn...wey she dey shout."power entr"

..woaw..so u av watched d video....so funny...

power
enter
enter
power
orumerure
enter
power..

Follish pple...

kestolove95:
Only igbo women and. Men engage in dix shiiiiit

yes u r right...includn warri,delta, nd so

No fewer than 750 women from the All
Progressives party (APC) from the 23 local
governments in Sokoto State on Tuesday defected
to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). The decampees, led by Luba Dubai, APC chieftain,
were received by the state Chairman’s wife, Sa’adiya
Milgoma, at the PDP women rally in Sokoto on
Tuesday. “The new entrants will be treated equally and fairly,
and we should all work to ensure the success of
the party at the forthcoming polls at all levels,’’
Milgoma said. A former Minister of Women Affairs, Maryam
Chiroma, appealed to Nigerians, especially women
not to be deceived, stating that the re-election of
Jonathan will ensure the continuation of his
transformation agenda. Chiroma, who was also PDP’s former National
Woman Leader, said, “the Nigerian women should
use their majority population and voting power to
re-elect Jonathan’’. In her remarks, Sarah Jubril, the Special Assistant to
Jonathan on Ethics, said that the president had
treated the North-West fairly and deserved to be re-
elected. A member of the party’s Board of Trustees, Rabi
Ibrahim, said that “Jonathan is the first gender-
friendly president Nigeria has ever had since
independence. “Mrs Jonathan cares about the Nigerian woman
and she is passionate about improving the lives of
the Nigerian children and other vulnerable
groups,’’ she said. The Special Assistant to Jonathan on Women
Empowerment, Ramatu Bala, also urged the women
to vote for Jonathan. Bala, a former National President of National Council
for Women Society, said that Jonathan’s re-election
would ensure the sustenance of peace, unity and
national cohesion. The wives of the Deputy Governor, PDP
gubernatorial candidate and Woman Leader, Kulu
Shagari, A’ishatu Wali and Kulu Rabah, promised
that women would vote for the party’s candidates
at all levels

source:
pixelnigeria..com/2015/03/750-apc-women-defect-to-pdp-in-sokoto.html

Tunde Euro

Gooci:
Hi peeps, I jst did my bvn @ gtb in Nig. I also want to confirm wat one of their staff told me. She said I can make withdrawal with my gtb master card in Uae. She said one som1 sends money to me from Naigeria, it will be automatically converted to dirhams, then I can withdraw with my master card in uae. How true is this

since you heard it from a gtbnk staff..its tru

Akinmail:
https://www.nairaland.com/2175633/nairaland-universe-fall-antispambot

..en..whats dis all abt o

hahahahahha.. Lol

nawa oo

Ndissle:
I am ready to get a good job soon. I need some who is willingly to be a partner in job hunting....

what kind of job r u lookng 4.?..nd whats ur disipline

harbibi:
Its funny.

ya

Its a cold night. Laugh it out with Tunde Euro.
Three men took their wives to d hospital for
delivery,shortly the Nurse came out and asked,
who is Joseph that works with three crown milk,
the man stood up, congratulations your wife has
delivered three bouncing babies. Shortly, d Nurse came out again and asked, who is John dat
works with 7up, the man stood up, congrats your
wife has delivered 7 bouncing babies.
Immediately,the third man took off and ran away
because he works at 33 larger beer company. #trynabefunny



Tunde Euro

omobabe1:
From DFW Airport Hotel in Dallas Texas,na so i come enter night bus to Memphis City in the State of Tennessee,but the cold na dye

Nice...so where exactly r u nw?

omobabe1:
Thank you juswise,i may still neef to ask you question concerning other thimgs in futere.God bless

so bro where r u now...nd hw u tke do am

Falakotolu:
Bro pls share dis eti.. Lat stuff na...... 08068545807 on Whatsapp

which 1 u wnt

IYADARA:
Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple well,
the woman herself offers the
other one.
Incase you don't know, that was
the origin of "buy one get
one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's
upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs &
lower body with a "P" Petticoat,
panties, pussy...No wonder men
suffer from high BP!
3. Before sex, you help each
other get naked. After sex, you
dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you
once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but
nobody knows how many times
you got screwed to achieve it.
5. 3 people having sex is a
party, 2 is twosome. So
next
time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!
6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it
becomes hard for no reason.
7. Practical thought: A husband
is supposed to make his wife's
panties wet, not her eyes. A wife
is supposed to make her
husband's dick hard, not his
life..!
8. When a lady is pregnant, all
her friends touch her stomach
and say "Congrats!".
But none of them comes and
touch the man's Penis and say
"Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never
appreciated: Only result matters.

....

What a nice story..y nt go 2 alaba nd find a producer so una go produce am out 4 c,D dey sell am....u go sell ooo...

Alexanda07:
YES OO. ETISALAT PAY AS YOU GO PULSE.

N5 UNLIMITED 24/7 DAILY INTERNET.

WHICH MEANS I USE N100 FOR 20 DAYS OR N150 FOR 30 DAYS UNLIMITED DOWNLOADS ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

THATS FOR THOSE STILL ACTIVE AND IF YOU ARE NOT, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER CONTACTING ME.

I LOVE YOU ETISALAT AND I WILL MARRY YOU VERY SOON.

...y nt go 2 der office and marry all they girls u see der ..even guys sef go marry dem....oga ode

Chyjoey:
must you broadcast

na big fool......u no see say e tawk say e wan marry etisalat...mke e go meet one of their staff na..mke e marry them...

GreyBlood:
MTN






It's making me shed tears.
It has made my android useless, the speed is fast as that of a snail, even when it shows "H", it's speed can't be compared to my etisalat's "EDGE" on my BB. It hurts more than a head injury; sometimes I feel like smashing my phone on the head of an MTN customer care agent.

...i will get u a basket so u go cry inside...ode

Chyjoey:
must you broadcast

na big fool...

Alexanda07:
YES OO. ETISALAT PAY AS YOU GO PULSE.

N5 UNLIMITED 24/7 DAILY INTERNET.

WHICH MEANS I USE N100 FOR 20 DAYS OR N150 FOR 30 DAYS UNLIMITED DOWNLOADS ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

THATS FOR THOSE STILL ACTIVE AND IF YOU ARE NOT, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER CONTACTING ME.

I LOVE YOU ETISALAT AND I WILL MARRY YOU VERY SOON.

...

Hw u dey take do am

naso...we go carry am go him place na

How is this even possible? Italian
surgeon, Sergio Canavero (pictured
above), believes that head
transplants are possible. That is
taking a patient’s head and grafting it
onto a healthy body. This will be for paralysed patients and those with
incurable illness. Dr. Canavero said
both heads would be removed at the
same time and then he would glue
the patient’s head onto the donor’s
body. Sounds to me like a crazy doctor. If you remove someone’s
head, is that not automatic death?
Biko read the report after the cut and
tell me maybe I’m the one who’s not
understanding it…before I yawere
trying to understand… Culled from Mail Online It sounds like the plot of a bad
horror film, but doctors are gearing
up to do the world’s first head
transplant.
Italian surgeon Sergio Canavero
wants to take the head from someone with an incurable illness
and graft it on to a healthy body. He
claims the first operation could be
done in just two years’ time. The £7.5million body swap would
initially be used to give a new lease
of life to paralysed people – including
those with spinal cord injuries similar
to those sustained by the late actor
Christopher Reeve. People with muscle-wasting diseases
and those whose organs are riddled
with cancer could also have their
head put on a new body.
Those with motor neurone disease,
the condition suffered by Stephen Hawking and portrayed by Oscar-
winner Eddie Redmayne in the film
The Theory of Everything, might also
benefit.
Eventually, the technique could be
used to extend the life of healthy people in the ‘ultimate cosmetic
surgery’. Critics have described the plans as
‘pure fantasy’, but Dr Canavero claims
all the necessary techniques exist
and that he just needs to put them
together. It is already more than 40
years since the first monkey head transplant and a basic operation on a
mouse has just been done in China.
Dr Canavero already has a long list of
potential patients, and will announce
his plans at a top medical conference
this summer in a bid to get the backing needed to do the first
transplant in 2017.
The location has yet to be decided,
but the surgeon, from the Turin
Advanced Neuromodulation Group,
says he would love to do it in London.
The new body would come from a
normal transplant donor who is
brain dead. Both the donor and the
patient would have their head
severed from their spinal cord at the same time, using an ultra-sharp
blade to give a clean cut. The
patient’s head would then be moved
on to the donor’s body and attached
using a ‘glue’ called polyethylene
glycol to fuse the two ends of the spinal cord together.
The muscles and blood supply would
be stitched up, before the patient is
put in a coma for four weeks to stop
them moving while the head and
body heal together. If that doesn’t sound bizarre enough,
they would then be given small
electric shocks to stimulate their
spinal cord and strengthen the
connections between their head and
new body. When the patient is brought out of
their medically-induced coma, they
should be able to move, feel their
face and even speak with the same
voice, this week’s New Scientist
reports. Powerful immunosuppressant drugs should
stop the new body from being
rejected and intensive psychological
support would also be provided.
Dr Canavero says he believes it
would be ethically sound to carry out the procedure when people have no
other hope of a cure.
However, the ethical arguments
extend past the transplant itself.
For instance, if the patient went on to
have children, they would biologically belong to the donor
because the sperm or eggs would
have come from the new body.
Initially, a shortage of donors means
that the surgery would be limited to
those with severe illness. But eventually, it could be used to allow
healthy people to live longer.
Dr Canavero said that if science
reaches the stage when human
cloning is easy, a 60-year-old could
make a copy of themselves. They could then put their old head
on a new, healthy body made from
their own DNA – meaning they
would keep their memories and
personality.
William Matthews, chairman of the American Academy of Neurological
and Orthopaedic Surgeons, said: ‘I
embrace the concept of spinal fusion
and I think there are a lot of areas
that a head transplant could be used
but I disagree with Canavero on the timing.
‘He thinks it’s ready, I think it’s far
into the future.’
But Harry Goldsmith, a California
doctor who has carried out one of
the few operations that has allowed someone with a spinal cord injury to
walk again, said: ‘I don’t believe it
will ever happen.’ Culled from UK Daily Mail Blog Source : Linda Ikeji – 11:54 AM

aminashy:
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc is boko haram
Thiefnu.bu is a pedophile and a cocain sniffer

Buhari can only be president in sambisa and shekau would hand over to him.

watch ur speech..ok

kaizenBash:
dats my plan, still on the canada stuff as well, jes tired of staying idle here that's y I want 2find somthn doin in Dubai first nd latr cross dr(God knows best thou). Being doin nothn yet abot it, av jes being more fervent wit my supplications nd hoping 4d best.

amen bro...all is well.....so whats ur plan nw...wat dyu fnk of doing now

Gooci:
We are all praying our visa sekem out with no wahala..... Wat kind of visa is yurs?

amen....may GOD help us ...

kaizenBash:
jes be prayerful and put all hope in God. I av had opportunity of easy Dubai visa long ago but I have always craved 4Canada den, wen I nw wanted Dubai d age restriction came in, ts bn 3wks now av bn on it. Bt I strongly believe its gonno b a success story with God by our side.

,,,hmmm...its well....i was also on canada too den but GOD knows best...y nt try qatar instead nd u move 2 canada later...dats my plan thou,....xo what r u doing abt urs nw

[quote author=DrDre1 post=31029019]Hmm...well, my advice is u prepare ur mind for longer just in case. All the best [/quote


thanks bro....i appreciate...re u still in qatar

DrDre1:
If you don't mind me asking; how long have you been waiting for the visa?

i started feb 7...nd e says it will b ready btw 1 mnth

kaizenBash:
when did you apply, Nd which type of visa did you apply for?

i started feb7 nd its a qatar work visa....so he said by GOD's Grace anything 1st week of march it will b out...

Gooci:
wat type of visa??

boss..na qatar 5years work visa ooo