Mrcork's heart did not pound this time, he's no longer that small boy of yesterday. All his life, he has painstakingly built up his street cred, he has died and re spawned 34 times, built up his reputation and just three orion cycles away he was finally accepted into the innermost circle of trolls in the Nairaland Universe. Of course he has had to go underground but for an opportunity to finally roll with the big guys, he couldn't let that pass.


Fast forward to the present 23:03 hours New Haven, Earth 2, he's been in "the council" for 3 orion cycles and it has been a disappointment. Change has been slow to effect and the council has to sanction every single attack on the Nairaland Universe. Mrcork wants more, he has come way too far to stop and so today with the support of some of the council members, he will take over the leadership of this council. Infact he has made up his mind that any dissenting members will be sent to exile. He takes a deep breath and looks at the big blue gates in front of him. Blue screen with lines of code crisscrossing. He mentally solves the mathematical equation that appears on the screen. He knows he has to solve the equation before the gates to the concil chambers will open. This time the question is to find the 23rd root of a 20 million digit number. He thinks the answer, the computer acknowledges it and the gate opens for him to step into the beginning of his greatness. Yes greatness because he has plans to be the very greatest.





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The sky is blue, maybe just a little bit too perfectly blue and there oh dangling in the sky above is Earth 2's star. It's all just too perfect. Anyone could have guessed that this is an artificial weather. This very expensive artificial weather had been paid for by the bride's rich parents for under this perfect setting an Olympic sized wedding ceremony was going on.

The bride is sporting a shiny fluffy red hair that seems to be competing with every other shiny thing in the wedding. Not that shiny things are in short supply though as just beside the bride the groom himself wears a red fluffy hair too! ikillzz i omotema as you would call him if you are any of his numerous party rocker friends is having the time of his life and seems to enjoy the little attention seeking competition he's having with his bride. This will be i kill zzi omotema and ogaga's 19th wedding. They've had 18 previous wedding with each other but somehow they never get to the point where they make their vows in front of the pastor robot. Something always happens to destroy the occasion causing it to be rescheduled and so they have done 18 times.

Friends of the couple have given up on them and none of them could be persuaded into coming to today's wedding. So to save face the bride's dad has invited several robots and computer programs to fill the seats and all is going on well.

The robots were programmed to do the many things human guests would have done. Eat, greet the couple, embrace them and even make small talk. When it became the turn of a yellow shiny robot to greet the couple, the first sign that trouble might be brewing for today's wedding materialized.

The bride couldn't believe her ears. "What did you just say?" she yelled.

The robot in it's innocent manner repeated.

"OgaGa I heard this is the 19th wedding for you guys, maybe you aren't meant for each other".

The bride promptly went mad and yanked the robot's head from the neck exposing a network of wires underneath. An ackward silence followed but soon the robots and computer programs attending the wedding got lively again and the wedding continued.

It was soon time to exchange vows. The robot pastor asked for the rings and the bride screamed. She forgot the rings.


A mumur arose among the guests and they begin to leave.

The couple angered by this chase the robots and anyone they caught had its head yanked off its shoulders. They caught 19 robots in total.


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Welcome to the reach. A shiny new planet in froyo's star. Here the celebrities converge every year for the festival and awards season. And here the massive influence of the antispambot bears down real hard.

This year, the antispambot is 16 trillion years old all its life it has fought for and defended the Nairaland Universe against enemies chiefly "the council". The early days of the antispambot isn't very clear, some say it was developed by one of the first men. A man named seun is usually touted as the inventor. Some files recovered from the antispambot's memory suggest that seun was a tiny lanky boy that once held sway on the Nairaland Universe until the antispambot fought him and removed him from government. But all these happened many years ago in time of the first men and not many people of this day could care about all that history.


Antispambot wasn't designed to last this long. Antispambot's initial objectives were to learn more about men to police them better. It soon learnt everything that made men humans. Emotion, intelligence, fear, it mastered every one of them. Greed, pride, happiness, antispambot understood everything.

Today the antispambot is the wisest thing in the Universe. And so it enslaves all man and robots as it says "to better police them". Most people don't just care, they feel protected this way. They detest the old guard the antispambot but they'll rather be safe. The council and it's network of trolls still fight to this day to save the people, but the antispambot is just too strong.


Among the elements that really want to see the end of antispambot's tyranny is Jakumo. He is the oldest surviving human. He has turned down the council's offer to join them several times. Today he watches the young boys and girls dressed in their best clothes and he remembers. He remembers all of it. Soon he mutters to himself, soon all shall be free.

Crazy dude

Oya na.. U'v got ma attention

I just dey over lafff hia. . . M.rcock,j.akumo,s.eun, . . . Infact,u got me

Never mess with s.eun and the ANTISPAMBOT . Now, th bot don ban am till. . . Whenever!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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