Romance › Re: ‘Doggy Style Is For Side Chicks, Main Chicks Get Laid With Respect’ – Twitter Us by teebwoy112(m): 6:37am On Aug 08, 2018 |
If you want to score... A goal is a goal... Be it by header, shot, deflection or even own goal....
Getting laid is getting laid... Be it doggy, missionary or touch your toe.
She fooled herself... The main chicks don't just get laid... They get laid with doggy after being married. |
Celebrities › Re: Adewale Adeleke Blasts Student Asking For A New Hostel At Adeleke University. by teebwoy112(m): 6:01am On Aug 04, 2018 |
Oil stain him brain. |
Jokes Etc › Who Remembers This Game? by teebwoy112(op): 5:53am On Aug 04, 2018 |
If you didn't play this game, when you see me lie down and greet me.
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Celebrities › Re: Male Barbie Bobrisky Stuns In Red Outfit (Photos) by teebwoy112(m): 6:42pm On Aug 02, 2018 |
She is handsome... Abi na he is beautiful... Which one do i use? |
Romance › Re: "Run Away From Women Who Want You To Last An Hour In Bed" - Victor Ibeh by teebwoy112(m): 6:37pm On Aug 02, 2018 |
dominique: Oya carry those to the bank and use them to withdraw money 
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Politics › Re: President Buhari Removing His Shoes By Himself (Photos) by teebwoy112(m): 6:32pm On Aug 02, 2018 |
dacanv: Wow! I have never seen a president remove his shoes before. Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! how many presidents have you seen? |
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Rocks A See Through Top Angry Fans React by teebwoy112(m): 6:41am On Jul 24, 2018 |
Judgement day go make sense oooo.... I smell flogging before the judgement for am self. |
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Bought Cherie From A Boy Who Wants Her As Girlfriend by teebwoy112(m): 3:58pm On Jul 23, 2018 |
Small boy with a big God. |
Fashion › Re: Natasha Crown: I Want To Have The World’s Biggest Bum" by teebwoy112(m): 3:54pm On Jul 23, 2018 |
Hmm.... Big bag of shi*t |
Jokes Etc › What Will You Do? by teebwoy112(op): 6:46am On May 26, 2017 |
You and your younger bro had a fight before you left the house,you later came back home to have a nap only for your bro to be chasing you in the dream with a cutlass....you woke up in fright only to see him smiling and saying "for your mind you sabi run abi?"......you ran out of the house in fear and saw your mum outside and she tell you "na that small thing dey make you run?.....what will you do? |
Family › Will You Do It? by teebwoy112(op): 9:09am On May 23, 2017 |
If your life were to be a movie,will you watch it with your parents? |
Literature › The Last Laugh by teebwoy112(op): 9:19pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
''tee bwoy'' mama shouted from the backyard.
''ma'' i replied from the sitting room
''come go buy maggi o....na one remain and e no go reach''
''okay....i dey come'' i dropped my game pad on the floor...i didn't want to but....na belle things o...
''oga fast o....make i wallop you today....after today eh...you go know say we no be mate'' my best friend daniel said...
''forget that tin...if i beat you eh...you go bleach'' i said and ran off to buy the cubes...
Getting to mama ugonna shop which was close to my house....i saw a tiger....sorry lion wagging its tail at the entrance of the shop....
i simply blow whistle pass am go junction go buy am o....i no fit for animal wahala.
After handing mum the cubes....i dashed to the sitting room to finish my game....immediately i touched the pad, piam NEPA take their property...
''ohhhh.....why them go cease light this kind time na....them no wait make i bleach this maga'' i lamented.
''sharrap dia....if i deal with you...you no go chop meat sleep....if you see the meat,...you go rememba the flogging'' he raprimanded me..
''mumu....ask nepa which drink them dey drink o....na then save you.....'' i fired back..
''Make we reach field na....if i no beat you for ball game....make i drill you for field then..'' i suggested
i grabbed my jersey and shorts and we set out....
''Up nepa'' came shrill cries as we approached the field....
Obob....na sharp u turn we make o.....see race |
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Hilarious: Nigeria Names Vs America And Europe Names: by teebwoy112(m): 8:51pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
we get enugu rangers...bendel insurance...el kanemi warriors...national team get chipolopolo....wetin be that? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Hilarious: Nigeria Names Vs America And Europe Names: by teebwoy112(m): 7:02pm On Mar 29, 2017 |
eamon360: Good day nairalanders. I know I'm not suppose to be doing this, but for the sake of fun lovers in the house I'm going to tell you guys my hillarious opinion by comparing the way Nigerian name state, street, football clubs and the way their european and American counterparts name theirs. You will agree with me that most of the states and streets in Nigeria is being named by our fore fathers. Also was the states in America and Europe was named by their fore fathers. But when you begin to compare names, you will find out that our fore fathers didn't do a great job compare 2 their Americans and European counterparts. When you travel to Ameriaca for Example you hear name of states like California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, Maryland etc... While Italy in Europe, you will hear places like Milan, Napoles, Turin, Genoa, Florence, Palermo etc... My brother come to Nigeria and hear names of states. One needs to wonder what they were thinking before such ideal came into their mind. You will hear Nasarawa, Abiokuta, umuahia, Abakiliki, maduguri etc... The truth is, Our fore fathers no try for that one. Now let's move away from names of state and check what the name their streest. When you go to America you hear street like W Rodney St, N Everett Ave, E Alice St, N commercial Ave, etc...Italy in Europe, you hear names of streets as via Baccina, Piazza del Grillo, madonna del monti, via dei serpenti, via del colosseo. Oya, make we hear our own. Come to Nigeria, you will here funny streets names like Usunobun St, Aigbedion St, Akenuwa St, Akugbe St, Agbelekale, Esuyago, Katampe street, etc... Now let's check the names of football clubs. Truth be told, the way Europeans name their football clubs sounds so nice that one will like to watch their football games live. You hear names like chelsea, Arsenal, Real madrid, manchester united, barcelona, bayarn munich, etc. Hearing the names of football clubs in Nigeria, one will think they are people going for war. You will hear club like Ekanemi Warriors ( my brother wetin warrior get to do with football? Na fight?), Eyimba of Aba (who dey follow Aba dey drag d club), kano pillars (Aboki, abeg wetin pillars gat to do with football), sharks of portharcut (wat of Tilapia of portharcut?). Let's keep the fun coming. List funny street names, football clubs you know. Let's laff [color=#990000][/color] Hahahaha...very true....even warri wolves....i wonder who dem wan chop |