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16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:38pm On Jul 07, 2016
Let's go! cheesy

1.When you get your employment letter


you be like 'We are not mates anymore'

source: http://zikoko.com/list/15-things-everyone-worked-bank-can-relate/

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
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.First day of work and you hear you can only leave at 8PM

Sah, did you say eight as in 8PM?

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:44pm On Jul 07, 2016
3.During your training and you hear the kind of target they have


It’s not me that will go to the marketing department abeg.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:45pm On Jul 07, 2016
4.When they end up putting you in the marketing department


Nobody said the road will be this rough.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:47pm On Jul 07, 2016
5.And they tell you your target is N350 million


Must be a mistake, prank, or an expensive joke.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2016
6.But you hear Chioma in marketing brought N400 million last quarter


Na jazz?

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:51pm On Jul 07, 2016
7.So you start wondering if bank work is worth it


My photographer and fashion designer friends are not having this stress.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:53pm On Jul 07, 2016
8.You and your social life

Because no time to even sleep properly.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:54pm On Jul 07, 2016
9.Waking up at 4AM and still getting caught up in traffic

This is just pure stress.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:56pm On Jul 07, 2016
10.When you get to work 200% frustrated and Shola from customer service wants to crack jokes


Please, not today or anyday this week.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:58pm On Jul 07, 2016
11.When one customer is getting impatient after only two minutes


Eskiss sir, you need to calm down abeg.
grin grin

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2016
12.You, when people come to withdraw N500 over the counter


Are you being serious? For real?

shocked shocked shocked

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Evansjj(m): 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2016
nice one ... keep it up

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 2:02pm On Jul 07, 2016
13.When customer Musa always fills tellers wrong and runs away with your biro


What sort of people are in this world?

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 2:04pm On Jul 07, 2016
14.When your coworker removes his shoe and you can’t breathe again


My God, what is this stench?

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 2:06pm On Jul 07, 2016
15.You when your balances are not matching at the end of the day.


This is the end.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 2:08pm On Jul 07, 2016
16.When they tell you your major account holder wants to close his account
grin grin grin

Please sah. Epp.

cc: Lalasticlala

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Benjom(m): 2:20pm On Jul 07, 2016
Good compilation...

Working in a bank in those days makes one feel like Akeem in "Coming To America" but now... you feel like someone who was forced to serve in Borno State in 2015.



Check my signature.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Niyeal(m): 2:23pm On Jul 07, 2016
I tired ooo
Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 07, 2016
Lol. Na so e hard reach?
Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Taiyescott(m): 3:14pm On Jul 07, 2016
LizGray:
Lol. Na so e hard reach?
liz, am waiting on u..
Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 3:42pm On Jul 07, 2016
Benjom:
Good compilation...

Working in a bank in those days makes one feel like Akeem in "Coming To America" but now... you feel like someone being forced to go and serve in Borno State.
lol. Borno aint bad you know wink

Lalasticlala served there! grin
Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by herzern(m): 4:27pm On Jul 07, 2016
when ur account at the end of the day isn't balanced cheesy cheesy

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by seunny4lif(m): 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin
Make I book space
Make I read later grin grin
Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2016
Working over night grin

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by STARSHYNE(f): 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2016
I can't relate tongue embarassed

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by ayooladee(f): 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2016
finding it difficult to relate angry



BTW


lalasticlala pls reply my mails cry
Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by CharleyCharley: 4:29pm On Jul 07, 2016
These things are getting stale and boring undecided

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by KINGinVAHALA: 4:29pm On Jul 07, 2016
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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Vendoor(f): 4:30pm On Jul 07, 2016
Lol grin

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jul 07, 2016
Lol,so true
Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jul 07, 2016
If you want to work in a bank and enjoy your work, get chartered, ACCA and at least ICAN + a lot of professional qualifications will help, else, you may not have anything to show for it at the end of the day. Only the executives enjoy wella.

Forget the good looks and dressing, many bankers are groaning under the bondage of loans aside working in weekends, coming home late, job insecurity. It's not that really fun unless you are in the top echelon.

If you doubt me, ask that lady or guy at the counter.

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