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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Vs Gulder Ultimate Search: Which Do Nigerians Prefer? by teejoyz: 7:48pm On Sep 12, 2020
People only prefer BBN coz it is a glorified porn show just like porn site is the most visited site.
Religion / Re: Ben Akabueze Replies Daddy Freeze: "You Are Wrong" by teejoyz: 8:44am On Sep 10, 2020
Even if Bible did not say women should be submissive to their husbands.our culture demand that they should be submissive.Am very sure that is why Mr frozen does not have wife.frozen the Somali.
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Newly Acquired Tucano A-29s In Pictures by teejoyz: 10:05pm On May 28, 2020
[stop saying what you don't know, morocco and egypt currently operate f16 author=marvin906 post=90064018]



shut your mouth..
even the strongest military in Africa doesn't have f15 or 16
your brain can't even ask yourself even if we have the money will the US sell[/quote]
Romance / Re: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by teejoyz: 10:40pm On May 02, 2020
Her father didn't reject you because of your certificate but he rejected you because you can't match his daughter financialy. my advice for you is to go and hustle and make enough money.i have a friend who is a chartered accountant and he is currently working under an SSCE holder who is a billionaire in real estate in Nigeria. Dangote is not a prof or PhD holder and he is employing PhD holders as a truck driver. Bubu with NEPA bill cert is controlling a prof of law like a boy.some parents will rather allow their daughter to marry yahoo yahoo boys, armed robbers than to marry an hustler

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Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by teejoyz: 11:47pm On Apr 23, 2020
You can confirm from any Dangote refineries staff.3 people have died of the virus in their site.2 indians and a Nigerian. please stay safe.coro is real.
Politics / Re: Yekini Nabena Slams Bishop David Oyedepo: ‘You Need To Examine Your Head’ by teejoyz: 10:38am On Mar 10, 2020
Mr head slammer who brought Christianity to this political issues.,beside what development has your religion brought to this country rather than boko Haram,Ansari, herdsmen, almajiris, illiteracy etc quote author=justtoodark post=87310436]thats right....!!
fg should stop playin around with this nasty christians....

they insult you,you insult them back....!!
their fadas....!!

stvpid fanatics that dont even understand their own books....[/quote]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 0) On 3rd March 2020 by teejoyz: 10:33pm On Mar 03, 2020
So people that are playing are wearing eyimba Jersey ?quote author=Lalas247 post=87144729]It's not a full squad so Chelsea can take their cheap win shioor grin[/quote]

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Health / Re: Novel Coronavirus: Lagos Alerts Public, Lists Precautionary Measures by teejoyz: 2:50pm On Jan 23, 2020
Something most kill a man
Politics / Re: Buhari: Graduates Must Have Credible School Certificates by teejoyz: 9:11pm On Jan 10, 2020
Buhari might be right even though he is guilty of thesame thing.how can a graduate of accounting found it difficult to prepare common cashflow and cannot even interpret any accounting Standards despite graduating with good grade.
Sports / Re: Mesut Ozil Deleted From Chinese PES 2020 After Uighur Muslim Criticism by teejoyz: 2:19pm On Dec 19, 2019
I will only take him serious when he condem the killing of Kurds and syrians by eudogan and also ongoing killings in Yemen by Saudis.for now Ozil is an hypocrite
Politics / Re: PUNCH Has Started Addressing Buhari As 'Major General' by teejoyz: 9:15am On Dec 12, 2019
Not only punch, premium times is using it too
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina On Sowore’s Rearrest: Less Than 100,000 Nigerians ‘Making Noise’ by teejoyz: 6:55pm On Dec 09, 2019
Reuben abati said more than this during Jonathan regime but where is he today.femi should remember that he can't be there forever

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Sports / Re: DSTV Not Broadcasting Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Rematch by teejoyz: 4:09pm On Dec 06, 2019
Wetin concern me with DStv,when I ve my mobdro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Laid Sack Another Batch by teejoyz: 11:33am On Dec 02, 2019
I was once a contract staff in fbn for 5yrs and I understand their policy.the problem with our people is that once they get the job,they will feel relaxed Thinking they ve arrived and started living fake life and hoping for a miraculous conversion.well during my first yr I started writing ICAN exams,though it was not easy to be reading and coping with the job pressure,even it got to a stage that my manager threatened to sack me due to his envy,even some of my co contract staff were fighting me due to their bad belle stuff too ,but with God on my side I remain focused.At last I became a chartered accountant and I got a better offer and left the bank this year

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Career / Re: N85k Bank Contract Staff Job Vs N50k Public School Teaching Job by teejoyz: 11:08am On Dec 02, 2019
While Govt can owe you 2yrs salaryquote author=OyiboOyibo post=84550344]Contract staffs can be sacked anytime without prior notice so use your head.... [/quote]
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Allen Onyema Air Peace: "I'll Meet People That Matter Most In USA by teejoyz: 4:07pm On Nov 25, 2019
Who told you tinubu was a chief treasurer of Exxon Mobil.he was just ordinary account officer in mobile Nigeria not Exxon Mobil. Don't try and justify his ill-gotten wealth.


mumu talks, Tinubu had nothing linking him to herioing drug burst as he already was a retired chief treasurer of exxon mobil and a reputable accounting consultant

Obasanjo forfeited some money to the FG same as many politicians and kings including Obi of Onitcha, so interim forfeiture doesnt indict you of a crime it simply means some one under criminal investigation paid money into your account

in the case of Onyeama he has a fraud case of $20m in canada and a $14m in georgia[/quote]
Crime / Re: Ekiti Bank Robbery: Staff Stole Money, Caught On CCTV - Police by teejoyz: 3:39pm On Nov 22, 2019
[quote author=solmusdesigns post=84268261] cool



mumu banker, you have unristricted access to the Finacle banking platform and you are tourching cash

Me i will just pay in 15 million into my friends account as soon as i can after the robbers go, and claim the teller and the money was carted away, better yet i will pay it to the account of an online bitcoin trader and contact the trader for the cryptocurrency to be transfered to my wallet, Dubai Cable Visa take 48hrs to max a week


Why not fill some tellers and stamp them and claim that it is a customer deposit which must be posted
Business / Re: CBN Crashes Treasury Bills Rates To Single Digits by teejoyz: 11:25am On Nov 14, 2019
We expect MPR to crash in the next meeting thereby reducing the cost of capital for the borrowers
Career / Re: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by teejoyz: 5:44pm On Oct 30, 2019
I had thesame issue early this yr when I registered for induction and also cleared my dues.it was at the point of submitting my duly completed form and other supporting documents that I was told that I ve not cleared my dues.i had to drag it with them for almost 3 hrs coz I told them that I paid through webpay.infact at some point they told me that I should provide evidence ,which looked strange to me coz it was an online transaction.i had to log on to my student page,went through the transaction history,screenshot and then print before they could collect the forms from me.it was like film that day.i will only advice you that next time do it in analog way through bank paydirect then scan the teller and send it to them
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Okafor’s Publicist Speaks On Woman In Miracle With Five Pastors by teejoyz: 4:49pm On Oct 25, 2019
TGMISKY:
The woman like blue colour o. Una sure say she no be Chelsea fan?
why Chelsea na.abi Na only Chelsea dey use blue ni,y not try mancity abi everton grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Football Rules When We Were Kids by teejoyz: 11:03am On Oct 25, 2019
Life was really sweet those days.i could remember we used to nickname someone Rashidi while another person bear yekini grin grin grin

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Business / Re: Q3 2019 Results: Zenith Bank Re-affirms Market Dominance And Leadership by teejoyz: 6:46pm On Oct 23, 2019
Kay512:

Bank job dey permanent?
worst in my own opinion.
Business / Re: Gtbank Releases Q3 2019 Unaudited Results, Reports Profit After Tax Of ₦146.99BN by teejoyz: 6:35pm On Oct 23, 2019
9jaRealist:


GTB is listed on the London Stock Exchange...
Their accounts thus have to comply with the BEST international standards.

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U can't determine that because it is an unaudited report.mind you no real investor can rely on such report to make decision because it may have been window dressed
Politics / Re: Nigeria Air Force To Get 3 JF17 Fighter Aircraft From Pakistani Air Force by teejoyz: 10:40pm On Oct 15, 2019
PerfectlyPerfect:

The US refused to sell these aircraft to us during Jonathan's tenure.
We have foolish people in power. If they were wise, they should've faced Russia
atleast we should ve bargain with Russia to sell to us SU 20 or even SU 35
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: Ighalo Wins Man Of The Match by teejoyz: 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2019
dejt4u:
Every time SE wins a match, Nigerians praise them, appreciate how they played, ignore their blunders and the general reviews and commentaries are always good..

But if they did not win, we don't talk about their efforts.. All we do is to criticize them.

Moral Lesson: No one give a damn about how smart or intelligent or hardworking you are if you do not succeed.
Your success is what others will use to rate your ability..

Congrats to SE for making us proud.. If they can win the QF game (playing SA), I'm sure we will win the tournament. Who's with me??
No one identify himself with the loser.Winning make you people friend but losing make you people foes.
Politics / Re: Nigeria On The Verge Of Bankruptcy - Emir Sanusi by teejoyz: 8:58pm On Jun 25, 2019
HeyCorleone:



Or slash salaries of public servants?

We were told that the NASS is going to share N19b in 3 months. For what reason other than their self gratification. In a country that is almost bankrupt? You see that things don't add up.

How much do these people earn? How much does the president eat in a day? These things have to be reviewed.

Otherwise removing subsidy would throw Nigeria into perpetual chaos.

In most countries where government doesn't pay subsidy on things, they enjoy amenities like free quality education, very affordable healthcare, cheap public transportation, good power supply, among others. All these in a bid to make life better for citizens.

So if you say Nigerians should pay N200 on a ltr of petrol, what are you offering them? Do they still pay school fees? Do they still pay to fuel their generators? Do they still pay high fees for medical checkups? Do they still pay to repair their cars because of the bad roads? Just what are they being offered?

The matter has to be carefully reviewed all round.
Nice talk.
Sports / Re: CAF African Champions League Final To Be Replayed. by teejoyz: 8:40pm On Jun 05, 2019
mrvitalis:
Thats rubbish

What stops me from abandoning a match when i feel robbed

Chelsea barca 2009

Actually milan barca 2011 ( penalty before corner was taken )

Chelsea manu ...3 offside goals (the last time sir won chelsea )

They have started what they cant end
That Barca ac Milan baffled me.penalty was awarded before Corner kick was taken.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by teejoyz: 9:31pm On Jun 01, 2019
Boring game.europa league final was better than this
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To Twitter Trend As People Compare Her To Lionel Messi by teejoyz: 6:43am On May 08, 2019
Horlasod:
Do I hear you say sack?, when he was beating everybody, you didn't say anything, just because the table turned around now.....then hê has to be sack is what next...... My brother, EVERYDAY NO BE CHRISTMAS DAY
when barka won Liverpool,messi was d greatest of all time but wen d table turned then d coach is to blame.

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Sports / Re: Liverpool And Fans Celebrate (4 - 0) Win Against Barcelona (photos) by teejoyz: 11:21pm On May 07, 2019
delugajackson:
What a sensational game. A match to remember.

Barca fans are currently drowning in tears, not because their team lost but because their god did not answer them on the field.

All ye Messi worshippers, come and carry your GOAT.
.lol naxo Goat chop Anfield grass

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Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Private Jet Photos by teejoyz: 8:54pm On Apr 22, 2019
id911:


Johnson Suleiman is against your lord and savior in Abuja and the one in Kaduna. So naturally, you hate him. Don't try to be clever bro
��Awon buharideen ati bodybag
Religion / Re: Sri Lanka Easter Bombings In Churches And Hotels: Mass Casualties Recorded by teejoyz: 2:00pm On Apr 21, 2019
TheAngry1:
Okay. I am waiting for official statements from Saudi Arabia and the Muslim world. Watch, they will be SILENT. Let's stop deceiving ourselves with this political correctness bulllshit! The East hates the West, they only tolerate 'us'. If they had their way, they would obliterate Christianity. That's FACT. Fuuuck Political Correctness.
u mean Erdogan,their terrorist in chief.

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