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Business To Business / Re: Supply Small-chops And Cock-tail Drinks At Parties And Other Social Events Now ! by Teekay123(f): 1:48pm On Dec 06, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: See How Tacha Reacted When She Saw Her Bills At A Ghanaian Eatery by Teekay123(f): 12:23pm On Dec 05, 2019
ABOUT FARM LAND
FARM YOUR WAY TO WEALTH AND PROSPERITY

Located along Ketu Epe, Lagos State.

Farm Land is reserved for massive agricultural projects in a serene environment, in close proximity to a massive poultry farm, The New Oba’s palace and beautiful residential areas in Epe, Lagos State.

WHY CHOOSE FARM Land?
FACILITIES

Excellent Road Network
Electricity
Rich soil located on a corner piece
Irrigation system possible
Good mobile network and communication services.

IDEAL FOR

Crop & Livestock Farming
Animal Husbandry & Ranches
Feedmills & other Agricultural Industries

LOCATION
Ketu, Epe.

TITLE
Deed of assignment

SIZE
600sqm per plot

PURCHASE PRICE
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Celebrities / Linda Ikeji in trouble, owes 75M Tax Debt, Government Threatens. by Teekay123(f): 3:43pm On Jun 23, 2016
Romance / Miss Zahra Buhari Set To Wed!!!??? by Teekay123(f): 2:51pm On Jun 23, 2016
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Agriculture / This Is No Way To Begin A New Month. by Teekay123(f): 9:30am On Jun 01, 2016
So as I woke up thanking God for a new month and taking my time to compose text messages saying happy new month.
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Celebrities / How To Thrive In This Economy by Teekay123(f): 12:27am On May 29, 2016

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Nairaland / General / Re: Attn: The 'how To' Thread - Most Especially 4 Newbies In Nairaland. by Teekay123(f): 2:14pm On May 10, 2016
Romance / Poor Baby by Teekay123(f): 2:12pm On May 10, 2016
Family / Re: Woman Beaten For Arranging House. See Pictures by Teekay123(f): 2:04pm On May 10, 2016
it's just sad. a colleague at work was beaten till her eye was spilling blood. another was beaten till her arm broke.
Business / Why Do Yoruba Demons Call Her Iyawo Mi? by Teekay123(f): 2:01pm On May 10, 2016

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Family / Re: Woman Beaten For Arranging House. See Pictures by Teekay123(f): 12:05am On May 10, 2016
Family / Woman Beaten For Arranging House. See Pictures by Teekay123(f): 11:59pm On May 09, 2016

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Education / Malia Obama Breaks The Internet by Teekay123(f): 3:44pm On May 06, 2016
Malia Obama breaks the Internet, and more education insights


Here's your weekly roundup of the best education insights and analysis published on LinkedIn. Want to be considered for a highlight in my newsletter? Be sure to use #EdInsights in the body of your next post.



The Decision: Malia Obama chose Harvard and broke the Internet. Tons of people had a lot to say about the oldest first kid and her decision to take a gap year before starting college in fall 2017, including here on LinkedIn.

Abby Falik, the founder of a gap year program, explains the benefits of taking a break after high school and how Malia’s choice could be the answer to a better economy.

My colleague Isabelle Roughol writes about her own gap year and how it translated into professional success. But as reporter Liz Skinner cautioned, it’s not for everyone.
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In a follow-up to his earlier post about millennial dropouts, Jeff Selingo details how to structure that delay so that it’s not wasted lying around in bed or working a terrible part-time gig.

Here’s Your Shiny Red Apple: Robots may have taken millions of jobs, but they will never replace teachers, assures edX CEO Anant Agarwal in time for Teacher Appreciation Day and Week.

Microsoft’s CEO used his post as a call to action and a thank you to innovative educators worldwide who empower students. He wrote,

“The effective use of technology to support teachers can transform education, inspire learning anywhere, and democratize access to computer science curriculum.”
U.S. Education Secretary John King penned his own open letter of thanks for teachers and how they saved his life.

But not everyone was enamored by the outpouring of appreciation. One former professor says that real appreciation comes with actions, not just words. He writes,

“...while all this gratitude is great, it’s only part of what’s missing in American education policy.”
Child’s Play: IBM’s cognitive computer Watson isn’t just lighting up the red carpet. As tech futurist Daniel Burrus writes, it’s also teaming up with the nonprofit behind Sesame Street to improve early childhood education.

Left Behind: The founder of the Success Academy charter school network says we’re settling for mediocre education. She writes,

“I believe the possibility for the greatest systemic change lies with alternatives to traditional public schools, whether it is school voucher programs, parochial schools, or public charter schools.”
College Assault: A student at UNC explains how she created a motion graphic to raise awareness about sexual assault on college campuses, something school administrators and federal education regulators have struggled to grapple with.




My Gap Year: If you’re currently taking a gap year or have in the past, share your story. Why did you decide to take a gap year? What did you do during that year? What’s required to make it work?

Join the conversation with a post of your own on topics tied to education using #EdInsights in the body.



Catch up on last week's roundup here.

Photo: President Barack Obama with his oldest daughter
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Family / Guys Get In Here.. Ladies Keep Off!! by Teekay123(f): 12:23pm On May 06, 2016
Segun is currently in his early thirties and has been working for about 10 years. He is considering getting married very soon and feels this may just be the right time for him. However, he faces one huge problem. He has no money in the bank to fund the wedding ceremonies, let alone sustain a family. He is even more appalled when he realises that he has earned over N30m combined in his last 10 years as a salaried worker, yet he had nothing in terms of savings in the bank or investments to show for it. What could be the problem?

A lot of young bachelors I know face serious issues with finances despite relatively having little responsibilities compared to their married counterparts. This can be a real problem for an economy that is fast transforming as more and more graduates are churned out to replace our ageing workforce. Why is being broke a problem for bachelors? Here are some of the reasons I can point out.



Cars and houses

A familiar characteristic of a young thriving bachelor is the desire to own a nice car and living in a rented apartment. These require huge outlay of cash as landlords collect a minimum of one year rent upfront and the cost of good cars also high. They end up borrowing from their offices or banks at very high rates to pay back over time. The loan repayment, including interest, leaves them with little or no money to save. But if they had saved first, they would have had enough money to at least fund either a car or a house.

Poor disposition towards saving

Most bachelors I know hardly cultivate the habit of saving. This can be because they do not feel any level of responsibility to a spouse or even children. Therefore, every income they receive is channeled towards maintaining their lifestyle, leaving them with little or no disposable income, let alone savings. Another reason can be a deceptive belief that they don’t have goals.

As a bachelor, you must inculcate the habit of saving at all times. Rather than think you have no goals that warrant savings, you should save towards marriage, your unborn kids’ education, welfare, house, and even insurance.

Reckless lifestyle

Some bachelors live a reckless lifestyle of partying, drinking, travelling and being a spendthrift. Whilst it is not so bad partying or drinking, there is a likelihood that this will be done excessively as a bachelor. These habits are inimical to a good savings culture as they are hardly compatible. When you save, you have little disposable income and limit your ability to fund some of these lifestyles.

Family pressure

Young bachelors also feel this intense need to give back soon after they are employed. They have parents, younger ones and even relatives who rely on them for some source of income. This puts immense pressure on their finances making them seldom save or even invest for themselves. In fact, some cultures in Nigeria require that newly employed persons give their complete first month salary to their parents. While it is good to give back, wouldn’t saving your entire first month salary be a good head start in life?

Peer group influence

Peer group influence is another strong factor affecting savings culture of bachelors. Young bachelors often have friends who are also not married and in most cases are simply excited with the newly found freedom of life to even bother to save. There is this unannounced competition to outdo each other in terms of spending.

They often misplace their priorities choosing to chase more material aspects of life than meaningful ones. While belonging to a peer group is human nature in itself, joining one with a better focus in life can be a very useful tool for saving.

This is why groups such as an investment club or a cooperative are very wonderful forms of peer group influence that can aid the culture of saving.

Women and fashion

This needs no introduction as most bachelors I know indulge in womanising and trying to look good. Both habits are very expensive to maintain and these days the price is even much higher than it used to be. Women are wiser and more demanding of their men both financially and physically. They want you to dress really nice and lavish some of your money on them. While these are not bad demands, they can be quite expensive for a young bachelor. It is very possible for this behaviour to not only stop you from saving but to make you borrow chronically and keep you indebted.

Education – Acquiring further education is very encouraging, however it comes at a huge cost. A Master’s degree locally costs between N500, 000 and N2m, while the same abroad can be between N5m and N10m. Young bachelors have identified the advantage that postgraduate degrees can bring for their careers in future thus making them want to spend every money they have acquiring it. The risk here is that, they take up these degrees full-time thus resigning from their jobs. Upon graduating they are mostly broke with most not even having enough money to pay off the balance of school fees. Students’ debts are common even in developed countries.
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Travel / Answer My Call Oo!! by Teekay123(f): 11:23pm On May 05, 2016
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Celebrities / See What Neyo Did To His Ex. by Teekay123(f): 10:00am On May 05, 2016
16 Bizarre Things Your Body Does While You Sleep by bizzai(f): 3:23pm On Apr 30

Most of us don’t know what’s happening to our bodies while we’re sleeping, because we are asleep! Sleep evokes images of closed eyes, slow breathing, dreams and relaxation. But while you're dozing, your body's systems are doing lots of crazy things that will blow your mind.

Some of these crazy mind blowing things are listed below:

1. Your body temperature drops.

Just before you fall asleep, your core body temperature begins to decrease. This drop signals to your brain to release melatonin, which affects your circadian rhythm (or sleep/wake cycle) and tells your body it's time for bed. Your temperature is lowest around 2:30 A.M., so if you're able to, program your thermostat to rise one degree at that time for an hour or two. Otherwise, you may find yourself stealing your spouse’s covers for extra warmth.

2. You lose weight.

One reason you should always step on a scale in the morning, not in the evening is that you lose water through perspiring and breathing out humid air during the night. This happens during the day too, but eating and drinking while you're awake negates any weight loss. If you're sleeping just four or five hours per night, you could be canceling out whatever smart diet and exercise choices you're making during the day. To whittle your waistline, get at least seven hours of sleep per night.

3. You get taller.

You do gain height while you sleep. The discs in your spine that act as cushions between the bones rehydrate and get bigger because the weight of your body isn't pressing down on them, like it is when you're standing. If you have a firm mattress, sleeping on your side in the fetal position may be best for getting taller because it decreases the load on your back.

Your body produces a hormone known as the human growth hormone (hgH) while you are in the deepest stages of sleep. This hormone is necessary for the growth of your muscles, bones and tissues when you are young, and then for repair and restoration once you stop growing. It is also the reason for the term ‘beauty sleep’ – sleep considered to be sufficient to keep one looking young and beautiful.

4. Your blood pressure and heart rate decrease.

When you're resting, your body doesn't need to work as hard or pump as much blood, so these systems slow down. Blood pressure needs to dip at night so your cardiac muscle and circulatory system have time to relax and repair.

It's especially important for people with high blood pressure to get at least seven hours of sleep to experience that temporary drop—it reduces the risk for heart disease.

5. Your muscles are temporarily paralyzed.

Sounds scary, but it's actually what keeps you from acting out your dreams.

That "can't...move...another...muscle" feeling comes from the fact that all sorts of normal physiological processes slow way down at bedtime, like how many breaths you take per minute and how quickly your heart beats. Even your muscles and organs chill out. The intestines quiet down in the nighttime, and the liver goes from trying to detoxify during wakefulness to trying to build and synthesize when you're sleeping. There's also less adrenaline pumping through your veins, since you won't be needing your fight-or-flight response between the sheets.

When you sleep, your throat muscles relax, causing your throat to get narrower and your breathing to change. Some people’s throats get too narrow though, which is why they tend to snore.

6. Your eyes twitch.

During REM (aka rapid eye movement) sleep, your eyes dart from side to side, not that scientists know why exactly. Dreams occur during REM sleep, so it can be disconcerting to wake up during this deep—not light—sleep stage. You might feel most refreshed if you wake up right after you cycle through all the sleep stages, with REM occurring toward the end. Though it varies from person to person, one sleep cycle usually lasts 90 minutes, so try sleeping in intervals of 90 minutes. For example, you may find it easier to awaken after sleeping for 7.5 hours (five cycles) than after 8 hours (5⅓ cycles).

7. You get sexually aroused.
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Just as men get erections during REM sleep, women become sexually stimulated then, too. Your brain is more active during REM sleep (since you're dreaming), so it requires more oxygen—as a result, blood flow all over the body increases. There is natural clitoral engorgement because blood rushes to that area and causes swelling, according to research.

8. You're more likely to have gas.

You won't be happy to hear this, but during the night, your anal sphincter muscles loosen slightly, making it easier to let out a toot or two. Luckily, your sense of smell (and your spouse's) are reduced while you sleep—that's why fire alarms were invented, because it's hard to smell smoke while you're snoozing. So even if you experience flatulence, rest assured: Nobody is likely to notice.

9. You may have a full-body spasm.

As people fall asleep, many of them experience a full-body jerk, and it's totally normal. As many as 70% of people experience this phenomenon in which muscles suddenly contract. Some experts think that these spasms may have to do with anxiety and/or an irregular sleep schedule, while others think they're unavoidable. So if you like to snuggle with your spouse as you wind down in bed, be sure to pry yourselves apart before you're both out cold, or else you may accidentally shake each other awake.

10. Collagen production in your skin increases.

Collagen is a protein that strengthens blood vessels and gives skin its elasticity. When you're asleep, you're in a fasting state, so growth hormone is released to tell your fat cells to release energy stores—as it turns out, growth hormone also stimulates collagen growth. "Since collagen production spikes while you sleep, moisturizing facial creams that contain retinols and retinoids are best to use before bed because these products boost collagen turnover, combat pigment problems and fight fine lines and wrinkles," says Melanie Palm, MD, a dermatologist in Solana Beach, CA, an assistant clinical professor at the University of California, San Diego, and a staff physician at Scripps Encinitas Memorial Hospital.

11. You aren't sleeping deeply most of the time.

Not all sleep was created equal: When you first drift off, you get only very light sleep, then progress deeper and deeper into dreamland. The sleep cycle starts in what's called non–rapid eye movement or NREM stage 1 (the kind of sleep you might nab if you were the type to doze off during your college lectures). Then you move into a deeper NREM 2 and then to the deepest, NREM 3, also called slow-wave sleep. Finally, you land in rapid eye movement, or REM, sleep, the wild part of the ride when most of our dreams occur. The whole cycle usually takes somewhere between 90 and 120 minutes, so on a typical night you'll cycle through four or five times, waking up for just a sec (even if you don't realize you're awake) after REM sleep before starting over in stage 1.

As the night goes on, you spend less time in that deliciously deep stage 3 and more time in REM sleep, which explains why your alarm so often wakes you up in the middle of a totally bizarre dream. REM sleep may somehow prepare you to get your butt out of bed.

12. Your brain cleans house.

Our brains are "on" throughout the night, especially in that dream-heavy REM sleep when they're actually almost as active as they are when we're wide awake.

Among other things, they may be taking out the trash. That's one of the more exciting new ideas about the purpose of sleep: A 2013 study in mice found that waste removal systems in the brain are more active during sleep.

Your brain's also busy cementing new memories while you sleep. The brain is processing the information we gained throughout the day and filtering out the information we don't need, which may be one of the reasons we dream. The theory goes that maybe connections between brain cells are strengthened or weakened during sleep, depending on how much we used them during the day. The important stuff gets reinforced while the factoids we just don't need get trashed.

13. Sleep regulates your hunger hormones

If a frosted donut has ever looked particularly tasty after a night spent tossing and turning, at least it's not just you: Most people reach for higher-calorie foods (and more of 'em) when they've logged too few hours of sleep, which can in turn, of course, lead to weight gain. Researchers believe that the hunger-regulating hormones leptin and ghrelin get out of whack when we don't sleep well.

14. You might walk, talk, or even drive.

There's no good reason for these so-called parasomnias, or weird behaviors known to happen during sleep, but luckily they're mostly harmless. Sleepwalking and similar midslumber activities occur during stage 3 sleep, making it tough to rouse a sleepwalker from deep sleep but not dangerous to do so. (In fact, it can be dangerous not to wake them, considering their next move could be to try to get behind the wheel.) Sleepwalking, talking, or driving is usually due to sleep deprivation or is a side effect of certain medications and occurs in anywhere from 1 to 15% of us, according to the National Sleep Foundation. While it's definitely most common in kids, you probably don't have to worry if you find your spouse has migrated to the living room.

15. Dream

Some people cannot remember their dreams in the morning, while others wake up remembering a bizarre sequence of events that often seem real. Many dreams are based in reality, with elements of the person’s thoughts or the events of the previous day featuring prominently in what they dream about. Psychologists have offered several theories to explain why we dream, but so far there is no consensus. Some people even have recurring dreams, where they experience they same dream either in a short period of time or over several years.

16. You May Grind Your Teeth

Many people grind their teeth together or clench them while they are asleep, a condition that is known as bruxism. If you suspect that you may be grinding your teeth at night, you should go to your dentist and get fitted for a mouth guard immediately, because the habit could leave you with cracked teeth and sore jaw muscles.
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Properties / check out this pix, you work and are still broke!! by Teekay123(f): 9:12am On May 05, 2016
#SustainabilityOfLivingInLekkiPhase1AndEnvirons

Dear Fellow Lekki Peninsula Residents (Especially Men),

To have sanity living in Lekki don't fool yourself to live here. If you have no business living here move to Epe or Ogun State, because even the mainland you are coming from is no longer cheap. Remember it was the 2 years rent on the mainland that pushed you here, since the mainland landlords and agents charge 2 years rent upfront and 30% agency fees, 30% legal fees and 20% legal fees.

Remember that service charge is not for the weak, buying Diesel is not for the faint, Asa Official is building a beachfront mansion/studio in Okun Ajah via Abraham Adesanya, you are forming you can't go beyond second round about.

You have breakfast at Maple Cottage, lunch at Sailors, dinner at The Place and hangout at all the hotels that are not less that $50.00 - $200 a night on a daily basis. It is very easy to waste N45m and have a balance of N450.00, which can lead to jumping into the Lagoon after paying N 300.00 toll gate fees .

What have you invested in? Oh your wife said you must live in Banana Island, whalaitali give a woman a house to call her own, she would appreciate anywhere it is as long as it is her very own home with all the grandeur, just try and make arrangements to make sure she gets to her place of work/business easily, get a driver or something.

You are still waiting for N100m to hit your account to buy your wife a house in Lekki, do you know if you buyer her 20 plots of land at Kuje in Abuja in her name and those of her kids, and handover the documents to her, she would make you a happier man and you would live longer.

In my short life, I have come to realize that women are moved by what you can do for them, that would give them a quantum leap, that other men would consider to be stupid, hence all my ex-girlfriends be it married or unmarried appreciate me as a friend, as we are able to see the truth in the truth I was preaching while dating them..

A man/woman who owns a house in Ikorodu, Lagos who takes a ferry to Lekki/VI/Ikoyi to work is happier than a man/woman who wakes up in a serviced apartment in Lekki that is thinking about how to pay the next rent in millions in a crappy house. I have lived in a N6m/pa 3 bedroom apartment in Lekki Phase 1, so I can tell you I woke up angry everyday, waking up in N20,000/a day apartment even though I was not the one paying.

You don't have to send your kids to multi million naira schools and not pay school fees for months, you don't have to take the summer trip to London, France, Dubai and the USA on credit. I am sure the kids are even tired of the trips already. Go to your village, the witches and wizards have not caught you yet, it is not until you see them that they would do you 'strong thing', okay if you are scared of your village go to mine.

Stop paying for drinks at the lounges to impress people, even if you have the pictures of you in the club for a presentation, it can't get you a loan at a bank.

Be your wifes best friend o! Except she spends too much on Aso Ebi, Shoes, Bags and Travel. Infact shop for your wife, oh you don't know her size right? Oh well read the labels on all her clothing's and get her something nice as often as possible. She would glow and be proud expect she is pure evil.

Even with the rising cost of food stuffs, there is nothing as heartwarming as a man being able to call his wife after a hard days work to expect something sumptuous for dinner, not sharwama for dinner now, which can be accompanied by ladies from Cameroon, Kenya, Liberia, Sierra Leone that are competing with Nigerian girls who are hustling hard and blending well with the Lekki crowd, they also rent an apartment for millions so when they ask you to pay N50,000 to N100,000 don't be upset.

All I can say invest your money and stop being a loser. I am not pointing fingers at no one, I am just observing and shedding light on my views. I am being honest because I also living in Lekki but with sense. Mainland living in Lekki.

Meanwhile when are we all going to protest to PHCN, I am tired of generators, o well it is a countdown to convert all petrol generators to gas. As my other Lekki Big boy would say insulate yourself from the bullshit.
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Adverts / Re: See This Baby Born With 15 Fingers And 16 Toes by Teekay123(f): 12:51am On May 04, 2016
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Family / Why These Couple Still Kiss Even With Mouth Odour by Teekay123(f): 12:50am On May 04, 2016
Bad breath odors vary, depending on the source or the underlying cause. Some people worry too much about their breath even though they have little or no mouth odor, while others have bad breath and don't know it. Because it's difficult to assess how your own breath smells, ask a close friend or relative to confirm your bad-breath questions.

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When to see a doctor

If you have bad breath, review your oral hygiene habits. Try making lifestyle changes, such as brushing your teeth and tongue after eating, using dental floss, and drinking plenty of water.

If your bad breath persists after making such changes, see your dentist. If your dentist suspects a more serious condition is causing your bad breath, he or she may refer you to a physician to find the cause of the odor.

Causes

Most bad breath starts in your mouth, and there are many possible causes. They include:

Food. The breakdown of food particles in and around your teeth can increase bacteria and cause a foul odor. Eating certain foods, such as onions, garlic and spices, also can cause bad breath. After you digest these foods, they enter your bloodstream, are carried to your lungs and affect your breath.
Tobacco products. Smoking causes its own unpleasant mouth odor. Smokers and oral tobacco users are also more likely to have gum disease, another source of bad breath.
Poor dental hygiene. If you don't brush and floss daily, food particles remain in your mouth, causing bad breath. A colorless, sticky film of bacteria (plaque) forms on your teeth. If not brushed away, plaque can irritate your gums and eventually form plaque-filled pockets between your teeth and gums (periodontitis). Your tongue also can trap bacteria that produce odors. Dentures that aren't cleaned regularly or don't fit properly can harbor odor-causing bacteria and food particles.
Dry mouth. Saliva helps cleanse your mouth, removing particles that cause bad odors. A condition called dry mouth or xerostomia (zeer–o-STOE-me-uh) can contribute to bad breath because production of saliva is decreased. Dry mouth naturally occurs during sleep, leading to "morning breath," and it worsens if you sleep with your mouth open. Chronic dry mouth can be caused by a problem with your salivary glands and some diseases.
Medications. Some medications can indirectly produce bad breath by contributing to dry mouth. Others can be broken down in the body to release chemicals that can be carried on your breath.
Infections in your mouth. Bad breath can be caused by surgical wounds after oral surgery, such as tooth removal, or as a result of tooth decay, gum disease or mouth sores.
Other mouth, nose and throat conditions. Bad breath can occasionally stem from small stones that form in the tonsils and are covered with bacteria that produce odor. Infections or chronic inflammation in the nose, sinuses or throat, which can contribute to postnasal drip, also can cause bad breath.
Other causes. Diseases, such as some cancers, and conditions such as metabolic disorders, can cause a distinctive breath odor as a result of chemicals they produce. Chronic reflux of stomach acids (gastroesophageal reflux disease, or GERD) can be associated with bad breath. Bad breath in young children can be caused by a foreign body, such as a piece of food, lodged in a nostril.
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