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You will you never truly understand naija politicians unless you are studying Zoology as a course in school!

U say u know english abi? Oya translate this pidgin english to correct english
E don tey wey water pass garri*

I tip Ronaldo to win it!

Pls if u have been given admission to study accounting pls signify so that we can talk! I ve also gained admission to study Account!
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[quote author=torres2]Report reaching me says that after the list only one more list is coming which is the the supplementary list for change of course student. [/q
uote]. It seems u R right!

An Igbo man would rather put his head outside his car window to shout instead of using his CAR HORN!

With the 2012/2013 Uefa Champions League already started, who do you think will be the highest goal scorer? Is it the three consecutive winner in person of L.Messi or the sad C.Ronaldo, probably it might the the charged up V.Persie or his team mate Rooney or will it be an unexpected player like Torres?

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jakesund: congrats. . . What course bro??

The only time a man thinks and recall all the girls he has spelt wit is wen his HIV/AIDS status is being delayed!

Koboko night crusader! O boy devil don enter am for 9ja

Here you ll find series of funny quotes!

*God is watching: u dey chop 4 ur house u cum update ur facebook status as chilling wit A-KON. God dey o!


Father: ow R ur grades son
Son:underwater
Father: wat do u mean
Son: Dad they R below C level.

*to be continued

Here you ll find series of funny quotes!

*God is watching: u dey chop 4 ur house u cum update ur facebook status as chilling wit A-KON. God dey o!


Father: ow R ur grades son
Son:underwater
Father: wat do u mean
Son: Dad they R below C level.

Stale joke mtcheeeeeew!

*laughs silently

Thanx God! I have gained admission to EKSU, atlast!

Nigerians lyk criticism but those critic actually knows nothing. Is it a must u read d joke? U negative pple re just postn irrational comments!

This is good!

There are lots and loads of animated movies(N.B not series) of cartoons which are fantastic but which of these do you consider the Greatest amongst these:-  1. The Lion King 2. Sherek 3. Mulan 4. Pocahontas. 5. Ants

Arsenal welcome AC Milan to the Emirates Stadium today at 8:30PM for the 2nd Leg of the Champions League. Arsenal will need nothing less than a miracle to overhaul a 4 goal deficit in other to progress to the quarter finals but Arsenal has been in tremenduos form since last month, winning 3 out of 5 games(unbeaten) most noteable ones are 7-1 win over Blackburn, 5-2 win over Tottenham and most recently 2-1 win over Liverpool and Van Persie his in the form of his life. AC Milan is also doing good winning their last match by 4-0, Ibra scored a hattrick his first in 240 matches. Do you think Arsenal has a chance?

In Tom and Jerry you'll always see Tom chasing Jerry but Scooby doo the story line is more mature cause u'll want to know the person behind the Ghostly scenes.

On Sunday evening the Nedbank Cup in South Africa's premier league reach it round of 32 but the taking point is of two teams that played on the 4th of March 2012, Mamelodi Sundowns Vs Powerline fc a game which Mamelodi won 24 - 0. A player John Kelingo scored 6 goals (two hattricks) in 20 minutes and almost all the players of Mamelodi scored except the keeper and two other defenders. The Coach Powerline FC resigned today with four other players, one of them Udoka Ibekwe who his believed to be a Nigerian![color=#990000][/color]

Scooby doo has a unique feature Tom and Jerry doesn't have.

It is Scooby Doo for me!

[color=#000099][/color]Which of these cartoons has the panache and flair to the called the Greatest Cartoon of All-Time:   1)Flinstones.  2)Scooby Doo. 3)Tom and Jerry. 4)Superman.

Mourinho is at the front line in taking Chelsea's hot seat next season. The Galatico boss has been seen recently at England's capital on a number of occassions and it is believed he on house hunting in London. The R.Madrid boss his stirring is team to success in La Liga with 10 points above 2nd placed Barca but it is believed that he is at loggerheads with some directors at the Spanish capital. Guardiola and Rafa benitez are also firm favourites.

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south west ll gain a lot being b most popular state in Nigeria, Lagos will blend with other economy giants and sw will b great.

he is d founder but he had gud intention!