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Education › Re: ASUU Strike Stats!!! by teekrackz(op): 5:46pm On Jan 12, 2019
Zaheertyler:
any Nigerian youth going out to vote that day is a big fool
I beg to defer....the strike should actually propel youths to make a choice on their future.
Education › Re: ASUU Strike Stats!!! by teekrackz(op): 5:29pm On Jan 12, 2019
It's fair to say a Nigerian student studying in a public university here would have at least have his/her own Fair share of ASUU Strike while studying.

So which year were you an alumnus of ASUU Strike? smiley
Education › ASUU Strike Stats!!! by teekrackz(op): 5:22pm On Jan 12, 2019
ASUU Strike Stats

1999 - 5 Months

2001 - 3 Months

2002 - 2 wks

2003 - 6 months ended 04

2005 - 3 days

2006 - 1 wk

2007 - 3 Months

2008 - 2 (1 wk each)

2009 - 3 Months

2010 - 5 Months, 1 wk

2011 - 3 Months ended 12

2013 - 5 Months, 15 days

2017 - 1 Month, 6 days

2018 - Nov 4...

The ongoing strike is proving to be a delicate one as the back and forth game between ASUU and FG is turning to be a serious love story.
Programming › Re: Jave Script Or PHP by teekrackz(m): 5:15pm On Jan 11, 2019
zerozz:
JavaScript is client side language with some frameworks you can use on the sever. Php is server side language.
programmers normally work with both languages
Bro, saw one of your post back in 2018, pls can u make your mail address available so that I can contact you, cause I need your guidance.
Sports › Re: Pinnick Wants Victor Moses Back To The Super Eagles by teekrackz(m): 6:50pm On Jan 07, 2019
Victor whohuh
Sports › Re: Help Me Understand Bet9ja Bonus by teekrackz(m): 5:59am On Dec 09, 2018
Fatasy:
dnt get confuse bro,any money deposited on bet9ja cannot be witdrawn unless u place a bet with it,dey gave u 1000 naira bonus in which u place a bet wit it and won,and they told u to deposit 10x of the bonus money which is 10k,once u deposit 10k,u can only withdraw the wining on the bonus,and u will stil have to bet wit dat 10k u deposited,dats y i said i wnt tamper with the bonus,thats one of their cunny ways.

imagine wining 2k with the 1k bonus,does it make any sence to deposit 10k to witdraw just 2k,and still bet with the 10k.

Best thin to do is to acumulate the bonus to 10k.
This guy just dey confuse people.... If u don't know say u don't know
Politics › Re: Wike Raises Alarm Over Alleged Plot To Plant Guns In Rivers by teekrackz(m): 9:31am On Nov 25, 2018
Which kain Tom and Jerry film dey happen for naija like this??
Crime › Re: Man Who Raped 9-Year-Old Girl In Ondo Cries As He Is Taken To Court by teekrackz(m): 4:30pm On Nov 19, 2018
Tears no even show fr him eyes..castrate d niccur
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by teekrackz(m): 4:38pm On Nov 09, 2018
As anyone gotten feedback msg or email..pertaining to this process?
Politics › Re: Fayose Tried To Lease Fountain Hotel Days Before Handover (Video) by teekrackz(m): 8:15pm On Nov 06, 2018
montumonami:
I saw the dude come around the pavillion today during cds cheesy. And he couldn't drop a dime
Here you go a youth corper ready to sell his future for a dime
Celebrities › Re: Betty Jennifer And Chris Attoh Wedding Pictures And Video by teekrackz(m): 6:29am On Oct 08, 2018
kollins3:
OMG..... Wen will I be FTC?
When the sun rises in the west and set in the east....when the mountains blow in the wind like leaves.
Politics › Re: Adebutu Acceptance Speech On Being Nominated As Ogun PDP Governorship Candidate by teekrackz(m): 10:56am On Oct 03, 2018
Sey na baba ijebu pikin be this one
Career › Re: Risks Of A Accounting Career by teekrackz(m): 7:35am On Sep 18, 2018
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NYSC › Re: August Allawee Don Show? by teekrackz(m): 2:46pm On Sep 03, 2018
kes4glory:
August allawee don show, pls if you don receive make you signify the state and the bank
Guy I don dey sotee I dey lose weight oo
Politics › Re: Dr Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah Is 47 Today by teekrackz(m): 2:41pm On Sep 03, 2018
Happy Birthday still so young and so rich
Webmasters › Re: 10 Cost-effective Ways To Promote Your Website by teekrackz(m): 9:11am On Aug 28, 2018
Effective
Sports › Re: Gonzalo Higuain's £49M Move to Chelsea Takes a New Twist by teekrackz(m): 2:25pm On Jul 31, 2018
googlelove:
Mention me if you can write football articles like this.
Any business proposal?
Nairaland General › Re: Between Reno Omokri And A Not So Friendly Fan by teekrackz(op): 9:40am On Jul 23, 2018
Lol......he get one "even though am a Christian" guy wey dey always troll am, be like say mods don block am.
Khd95:
has anyone on NL ever partronized this bbq seller guy huh huh
Nairaland General › Re: Between Reno Omokri And A Not So Friendly Fan by teekrackz(op): 9:37am On Jul 23, 2018
Lalasticlala
Nairaland General › Re: Between Reno Omokri And A Not So Friendly Fan by teekrackz(op): 9:19am On Jul 23, 2018
A critic that cannot stand criticisim
[quote author= post=69625534]Lol cheesy, this coward can't be on Nairaland o, we have been told we are paid to support My President 13,467 here and we IGNORED it all.
Somebody told this one he is being paid to talk against my President and he quickly blocked the person.
Anuofia!
Coward chicken that can't take critism but can talk rubbish about my President 24/7.[/quote]
Nairaland General › Between Reno Omokri And A Not So Friendly Fan by teekrackz(op): 9:10am On Jul 23, 2018
Reno omokri giving his #RenosNuggets while a twitter user had a different opinion about his political opposition stand

Nairaland General › 10 Ways Mobile Phones Has Ruined Our Lives. by teekrackz(op): 11:30am On Jul 22, 2018
Although these devices add entertainment to our days, in the long run I think they hurt our quality of life. In the material sense, there is no debate that they improve life—you can make more money with a phone than without one, you can stay in touch with more people, stay up with current events. Below are some detrimental spillover costs, which despite not being able to be seen directly for the most part, overall counteract the benefits of carrying around these soul-devouring pests. Cell phones, iPhones specifically, convolute our lives more than they improve them.


1. You can’t be where you are

One of the key aspects of inner peace is the ability to teach your mind to stay where you are. If you are in your office, your mind should be at the office. Your mind should not be carrying you over to the hot girl on Instagram whose always in Southern France in a bikini (does she ever work, by the way?). Another irksome situation develops when you’re out one night, having a good time up until you discover that your other friends, at some other place, are also having a good time. Say hello to jealousy and FOMO! The mind craves to be in two places at once—which is impossible, yet the insane mind addicted to 21 st century gadgets seems to think it’s not.



2. People don’t pay attention

You choose to unveil your feelings about something deep, hoping to elevate the mundane level of the current conversation. Awaiting your reply, you see that your conversation partner is miles away, sucked in by some dumbass pictures on whatever the latest deplorable app is. Listen—I’m your friend, and we’re here, trying to bond underneath the mutilating struggle that is life. Can we all accept that none of us are doing things that important on the phone, and to save stare-into-phone-act-important times for when we’re actually alone?

3. Charger woes

At least two to three times a week, when my guests arrive at my apartment, it starts like this: “Oh my god! Do you have an iPhone 5 charger? Please, tell me you have an iPhone 5 charger.” Judging by their facial expression, it would seem as though me not having a charger would entail their slow death by starvation. Yes, I have a charger. Relax.

4. Texting has ruined interactions

Via texting, people have turned dumber than toddlers. We, 21 st century humans who pride ourselves on intelligence, place mating and procreation—the future of our existence—on the basis of who knows how to write seductive text messages, and if you’ve really hit the jackpot, maybe even emogi icons.

Read that over again.

5. You drop them and you cry

A cell phone is just another thing that you get attached to, and all attachment will eventually bring you down. It’s very simple. They drop, they crack, you get sad, wonder why you suck, spend money, you drop them again. Buy a new phone, drop it again, talk about it, etc.

6. People always have access to you

You’re having a great time, and some asshole texts you about something you’re just not trying to deal with. You can do what I do—press the lock button, put it back in your pocket and act like it never happened—but it’ll get back to you. You’ll bump into the person whose message you just ignored, for example. Now you’re the asshole, but you technically didn’t do anything wrong!

7. Group texts

Am I the only one who finds these very annoying? I’m not. Right. So why do they happen?

8. Car accidents

Unlike the previous points which revolve mainly on my pontificating egocentrism, this one is actually a fact. After running a Google search I found the estimate to be 1.6 million text-related auto accidents per year. Now, that’s definitely a lie, but however many it is, it’s still too many. Shit, I’ve almost gotten in a few of them myself. And if not car accidents, the traffic! If you notice that when a light turns green in LA, it takes people a minimum three seconds to actually start gassing. 9 out of 10 times it’s because these people are staring at the phone instead of the road.

9. Something very bad is going to happen to all of us…

I might have no idea what I’m talking about when it comes to science, but I can’t imagine keeping this radioactive device next to my balls and head all day is going to cure my future illnesses. I try to take it out of my pocket for as long as I can, so it’s not next to my sacred realm, but what happens is whenever I take it out that’s exactly when work calls storm in, because sometimes life is that way.

10. You will never be happy with the one you have

Apple will always one-up you with the latest thing, rendering the one you just dropped dough on to a useless sack of shit, basically.

www.love.com
Politics › Re: ‘why We Sold Our Votes In Ekiti’ by teekrackz(m): 5:15pm On Jul 21, 2018
The Topic should be "Why we sold our future in Ekiti"
Travel › Re: It’s Not Our Responsibility,brt Staff React To The Dirtiness Of Their Bus(photo) by teekrackz(m): 5:47pm On Jul 20, 2018
This is why must sectors fail in Nigeria.........it's not my duty syndrome
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sends Juventus Fans Wild After Undergoing Medical (Photos) by teekrackz(m): 1:52pm On Jul 16, 2018
Ororo
Crime › Re: Father Burns His 8-Year-Old Daughter's Hand For Stealing In Kaduna (Graphic Pic) by teekrackz(m): 12:40pm On Jul 16, 2018
WTF.........I'm not sure he's really the father of that kid, this is too brutal.
NYSC › Re: Corper Turns Her Khaki Into A Long Skirt, Rocks It In NYSC Camp (Photos) by teekrackz(m): 9:20am On Jul 12, 2018
ehinmowo:
The other girl has a future FULL of promises.
Illusion at work bro... Check well
Sports › Re: Breakdown Of Cristiano Ronaldo's Contract At Juventus by teekrackz(m): 7:54am On Jul 12, 2018
This year is also my breakthrough year.......watch out
Celebrities › Re: Tupac’s Murder: Keefe D Confesses As He Is Dying Of Cancer by teekrackz(m): 8:07pm On Jul 03, 2018
oluwasegun007:
Whatever evil you do, you must Rape it and not some innocent children...
Abeg no "rape" evil oo
Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Reunites With Family In London After World Cup Elimination. Photos by teekrackz(m): 4:08pm On Jul 03, 2018
No time
Crime › Re: African Migrant Arrested With A Shotgun Concealed In His Pocket In Italy. Photos by teekrackz(m): 7:01pm On Jun 21, 2018
This is a staged arrest by the populist party......
If you know you know

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