₦airaland Forum

Oyehomie:
Lol...ma queen...u no suppose see dat nah.....u no sabi act movie self.....
Oya talk say u no c am

Aieboocaar:
*goes on my knee*** pls baby don't go!!
deres no nid for concern... am sure that BOD meeting doesnt concern us, if dem wan shift am dem suppose don do am since, not two days to printin of CUL!

daudae1:
NYSC BOARD of Directors Meeting Holding on wednessday..i doubt those ppl that say dey collected their callup letter from school.

GROOOVE:
ha! maazi ebuka, and yet we saw u knocking on teemakagu house at 10pm, was it for bible study or wat?

Oyehomie:
Lol...for ya mind abi....na aieboocaar i dey arrange am for joor

Fraiser:
naso baba may 21st almost here already... States choosing are kaduna, abuja, enugu nd lagos... Btw gudmorni bawz

jubrealguy:
Friday's here already......good morning

Aieboocaar:
u see my dear, just as d sun was made to brighten d sky, and d moon was made for night so too was i made for you...and no badbelle for dis village fit put assunder

Aieboocaar:
walahi as u just dey mention all dos qualities, all i dey hear na aieboocaar!, aieboocaar!!, aieboocaar!!!


chei...i no fit ansa dis kin Q woo.. buh i go try.. aieboocaar, aieboocaar, aieboocaar, aieboocaar, aieboocaar, nd aieboocaar r d primary qualities i want in a man

Oyehomie:
Who does dat......''guess what'' will neva be a notn....after such brain work abt ya man qualities.....! Abeg if na joke make u stop am o...i no lik suspense joor

Oyehomie:
He won't joor

Oyehomie:
U re damn cunny...if it were to be yes...... Give me d go ahead first joor

Oyehomie:
Ahahaaa...don't be like daat nah....u askd me to guess what......no worry ur msgs re encrypted.. He won't see dem....

Oyehomie:
Hmmmmm....oya i noo guess again....so what is it?

Oyehomie:
Actually... All ds attributes i possess...even more self...so also are ma friends of life....it's jst me encouraging you dat dose men exist....soooo...if dats wat u want, build urself up in dat line nd blive me u will b amazed......u will be wooed anyhow nah....u re pwtty...lol....now....may i be privileged tu hook u up with an e-husby here in d village, wat will u say to dat?

Oyehomie:
Actually... All ds attributes i possess...even more self...so also are ma friends of life....it's jst me encouraging you dat dose men exist....soooo...if dats wat u want, build urself up in dat line nd blive me u will b amazed......u will be wooed anyhow nah....u re pwtty...lol....now....may i be privileged tu hook u up with an e-husby here in d village, wat will u say to dat?

Oyehomie:
Hmmmmm...u re engaged abi? That's me guessing o

maccabi:
Abeg make we hear the secondary qualities u need ... Ma ??

Oyehomie:
Hmmmm....kinda cool.....but all ds quality in one guy scarce o...shey u re very aware sha

Oyehomie:
Hmmmmm...indeed....it is all well nd gud....cos u ve been in ghost mode that's y guys avent hijacked you..i trust ds village guys....soooo...if i may ask, wats ya kinda guy? Don't be shy o

Oyehomie:
Like today today, u re ready for any questions..... So, why av yu been in ghost mode until now

Oyehomie:
Ahahaaaa....c dis man o.....ahaha...lmao....make i leave u to continue the questions? Teemakagu, u don dey get toaster alredi o....ray talk say make i leave u alone o.....aieboocaar, shey u go allow make dem carry ds one too? Na u sabi o...

Oyehomie:
Hmmmm...like for real....? Re u jst joining us in ds village....abi u re always yu nd yu alone ni?



..cc Aieboocaar...

Oyehomie:
Lol......who be ya husby for ds village joor? Na ma question be that

Oyehomie:
Lol..... Oya have u eaten?

Oyehomie:
Lol...ahahahaaaa....u can always assure someone u will give an answer to whichever questions asked nah.....don't be nigeria jawe.....oya will u answer me?

Oyehomie:
Wait joor...it's a yes or no answer jawe.....will u tell me?

Oyehomie:
Iyama...see her teeth... Y u con open teeth like dat nah? Hanhan........no worry, I'm aware of d fact that u've gat set of white teeth joor....lol....
I am gud o.......
Sooooo...now tell me.... Will u?

Oyehomie:
Meaning

Oyehomie:
Oooooohhh are yu kidding me....? teemakagu...i jst did...wow...hmmmmm...make i no talki o

Oyehomie:
Oooooo....that will be good....i kinda like to eat cake o...it will be appreciated.....
Hmmmm...lemme check ya new dp....I'm comin