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must you quote

hehhy, so you dey vex lyk dis....
abeg small small ooo ma

to stop reading thread like this!!!

watching: Onila the movie....
starring:
sapphire86..
introducing:
aguiyi..


let d movie begin!!!

really

hell yes!!!

d question was directed to me, so i'm directing to u guyz!!

i will try to contain myself for now and tell you
why i am asking this question
i am nigerian but born and bred in london. many
nigerian guys come here and i have had the
misfortune of falling prey to their lies and selfish
ways too many times. i am only 22 but will now
avoid them like the plague. i know many guys mess
girls around but nigerian guys actually have a
saying that goes 'women like to be lied too'.
is that not just evil?
i don't get it. this is not an unfair generalisation- i
have seen and heard too much. only 4% of
nigerian men have a concience. they make me sick
and it makes me soo sad to say that.
and as for the ones who claim to born again
christian - well they are the worst so beware.
i want an answer to the question. i don't want
people talking PC shite like 'treat them as
individuals' because i am too intelligent to ask a
question like this and not KNOW what i am talking
about.
for the few nigerian men out there that have good
hearts then i apologise, but this is directed at your
mates and brothers

OMG, this is ............
let me call Hon. Patrick to say sumtin

hell yes!!!

READ ON JARE!!!
1. Halima says....Waiter,please, I
like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2
bottles of
SHAWARMA.
2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me
your PIN let me call you.
3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just made my hair in Shop-rite
today
4. Rejoice...more replies......Really?? I want to spend my summer in London this
Christmas period.
5. Cynthia explains.......I just bought my BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t collected the PIN.
6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I always like d window seat cos I open it for fresh air.
7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2 UK during winter.
8. Fatima says.......Hmmm, u can’t even imagine, I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like
most about it is the double back
pockets
9. Mary orders.... Please if you
don’t have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.
10. Amaka laments.....in our house eh, we use to have 3 swimming pools, until armed
robbers stole on.
Add # more

waiting for them.....

what do you want?

lol...we no hold u nw....
jst stating d obvious

Let the record reflect that just because we find some of these unattractive- does not mean we will not attempt to sleep with you. Sleeping with you is a different ball game when compared with attraction.

The two are not mutually exclusive!

1. Desperados!

These are the sort of girls that you find at every party, in every bar or night club. And if you’re confused; here are some pointers. They are wearing thick make up, chewing violently on fake gums and standing ALONE clutching unto their little purses! So we can already tell that they either don’t have cars or they didn’t come with anybody they could trust enough to hold their bags. Desperados don’t want to dance of course; except you have a striking age resemblance with their dads back in the village or if you’ve got a tommy to remind them of theirs’ before they got an abortion. But not dancing doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate drinks!

‘Can I buy you a drink?’ “Of course”.

And while you do; she pretends to receive a call in front of a loud speaker!

Listen I’m not saying there’s anything wrong in being bought a drink for; but women who act as though they are entitled to a man’s wallet have got to go! It’s unattractive and it’s downright classless!

2. Blackberry Beggars.

How a classy lady can turn from her ‘whatever’ attitude before you got her PIN to posting sad and teary icons on her blackberry profile, beats me. I mean come on girls; whatever happened to your pride? I know you’re broke- but must the world know? Do you have to post all your problems to the new dude?

But I trust my Naija guys to say-

‘Eeyaa! It shall be well!’

Jokes apart; one thing is certain; if he helps you with some money, he does so out of pity- which is not something you want a man dating you to feel for you. He should feel respect for you; so please respect yourselves. If a man starts giving you money immediately after meeting you, please don’t go running to your gossipy friends 6 months later to tell them how wicked men are. He’s just recouped his investment dividends for 6 months! And if you must tell them; please start such stories with how greedy you were.

3. Gbabes:

Granted that most of us want girls who have Indian blood running in their veins; but we’re not stupid enough to know that we can’t all have that. Gbabes are girls whose hairs remind me of the psychiatric hospital opposite my church!

I know you can’t all afford to wear the expensive lace wigs and Brazilian hair that Omotola or Patience Jonathan wears- but why not thank God for the Aba boys? They have made some extension braids and ‘Brazilian hair’ affordable for peanuts…

4. Unkempt Private Areas:

*Hums* “Sometimes I shave my legs sometimes I don’t’. That’s cool and all but I’m going to need you to shave under your arms and the other place (you know where.) I am not scared of using the P word but this is a family friendly website- and I’m sure you get the gist. We may be bush men here in Nigeria, but please give yourself an edge up by keeping it like a well-manicured lawn rather than like a jungle safari in the middle of Niger Delta!

5. Loud Mouths:

Some girls know all the lyrics of all the tracks in Terry G’s or Wizkid’s Album. I once danced with a girl who took me through Timaya’s discography while wearing a smile. She even knew what the upcoming tracks were! Now, don’t get me wrong. It’s all good.

But what’s not good is that the Naija guy, you’re dancing with or rapping at, has already formed an opinion of you! You’re a loudmouth in his head. And you seriously can’t fault him for this assumption.

What the average Nigerian who wants to have something serious with you- thinks about is; “what will my people say about this girl?”

Truth is; if I can’t bring you home to momma we can’t roll. I can’t stand a woman whose every word is a curse; mothereffer this, son of a —– that et cetera. Kindly have at least; an ounce of class and act like a lady not an Obalende conductor!

Peace out and love to Nigerian ladies, I think you’re all beautiful. These observations are not meant to offend any of you; but a little dose of

woww, u dont av to do all dis for me...i love u too

noted

4/10..

NL Babes with supercilious attitudes...
who am i? i'm teewai!!!
who ar u?

nd who told u i love it, u're ok to me,swthrt

hmmm

no mind them joor...dem too dey form

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really?? ok l hear u....

lol....bad son of a bad father

hmmm, guyz do insult themselves but they dont mean it, while girlz do compliment themselves, but they dont mean it either

dats y a perfect man doesnt exist,....

tru talk

9 characteristics of a perfect man
A perfect man doesn't drink
A perfect man doesn't smoke
A perfect man doesn't gamble
A perfect man doesn't snore
A perfect man doesn't watch soccer
A perfect man doesn't keep late
at nights
A perfect man doesn't ask for
s*x
A perfect man doesn't have
female contacts
A perfect man doesn't exist.
True or false