Let's Laugh 😄😂😂👻
Nigerian Funny Jokes.

SHEGE 😱😩
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Shege is defined as when tenant's dog chàses landlord away from his house 🐕🤣. It is also when you and your dog gets ¢hased by the dog of a neighbor 🐕🤣
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PREMIUM TËARS 😣
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Premium Têars is when you lië to Uncle Orji 👉 your mathematics teacher that you forgot your homework at home and he decides to follow you home to get it 😭😂

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VAWULÊNCE
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Vawulênce is defined as after plugging your phone at a neighbor's house for two hours and realized that your plugged phone was not charging but there was light 😂😂😤
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PĀIN
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Pàin is defined as when you prãnk your friend by hiding his iPhone 14 and you couldn't find it again after confessing to him that you hid it 😂😂
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MI$CARRIAGE 😬😄
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Miscarriage is when you wash your betting slip of four million naira with your trouser inside water.

YOU GO EXPLAIN TIRE, NO EVIDENCE 👇👇

You go explain tire no evidence is when usher catches you putting torn N10 note in the offering box😂🤣🤭. God is not your màte 😂
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VILLAGE PEOPLE 👻👻😳
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Village People is defined as when you finish īnsultiñg the conductor, driver and the passengers in a Lagos danfo bus and you realized that, you forgot your wallet in the wardrobe 😭👻👻
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SAPA 👻😭
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Sapa is when you get īnsulted by Mama Sodiq in the presence of your crush for ōwing her money for the two cups of garri you took
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1. Do you know that too much of thinking can kill you? Just think about it.😬😬🥴
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2. In 2026, girls will be like "cynthia, are you going to Chioma's abortion party?"🙄🥺🥺
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3. Please guys, look beyond ass and breast, your kids deserve a mom that can stand up and speak fluently and intelligently during PTA meetings.😆😆😆🙏🏻
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4. Please how can I fry my chicken peacefully without my landlord hearing the "Ssssshss" sound? I'm owing him two years rent🥺🥺🥺
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5. I need a woman that will come home and see me with another woman and be like "Wow! Honey you are enjoying o"😋😊😊😊
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6. This one I'm not hearing "1k to get 8k and 2k to get 16k"
hmmm, I hope all is well?🙄😹😹😹
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7. Anytime I make my girlfriend angry, I will just use my mom's phone and text her "My daughter, he told me everything, please forgive him" and FIAM! We are good.
Sense u will not kill me oneday!!!😋🤣🤣🤣
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8. Dear guys, if you are not dating her, stop commenting "My love, My baby" on her posts, allow me to know when to shoot my shots.
I hate confusion🥺🥺😹🙏🏻

9. Stop saying she left you because you are poor, my brother, if its possible, won't you leave yourself?😬🙄🤣🤣🤣
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10. If your woman cheats, that's your fault bro, women don't just cheat for no reason.
Ladies! Are you people hearing me or should I increase the volume of the Mic?🙄😬😬
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11. So I was chatting with my Bae and I wanted to tease her by saying "Olodo" BOOM! Auto correct wrote "Olosho" then my phone shut down....
Hmmm, anywhere I'm single again.🥺🥺🥺😢
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12. Someone should help me tell these traditional medical doctors that the problem of this country is bad administration and not drugs for cholera and low sperm count.
Thank you.😊😊🥴
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13. E don happen oooo.
Wife Call police to arrest her Husband side chick. Police reach there the side chick na DPO wife🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹😹😬
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Please share before you go
14. My sister, sell that Iphone and eat, don't let hunger kill you.😢😃😃

OP Dandizzy just release an album last month

Eyah this guy wey him voice dey crack so. rip

Which country/countries did it took place

These kolos-minded party APC, members and supporters JUST CONTINUE WE DEY WATCH UNA

Make person help me sing that flavour song intro game changer as he dey e enter the crusade

Did they say white-washing? After running away with our artifact and rewriting our history. Werey people

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But naija dey worship....white Jesus black drama jesus abi

1,2,10

What abou food identity card werey people

Ritualist dey pay or they are on kolos

Na black or white naija dey worship?

Shebi the building will raise people from the dead

Brother, just say u are ready to retire and stop beating around the bush.

Shebi i tell una say i be ref with the way things dey go i will soon award a penalty to man u
#ARSENAL FAN

As an arsenal fan and the ref of this game, liverpool nor go see goal score make we climb top of table abeg.