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Well...Our admiable Vaseline crew... shall we

YOUNGSTUNNA:
Reasons why you should sleep with your phone.
1. While you work your ass up all day long, we control our clients at night.
2. Nothing can't amount to that joy, when you hear that notification alert and you realize you've just been paid. sleep will come naturally.
3. Money must be made before dawn, cause bills ain't gonna pay itself.

I'll have love to continue, but.... I'll be tag....

oga, I dey greet o

timilehin007:
Actually midnight

Lolzz no mind me no auto typing cause am

lol I know, just making jokes

timilehin007:
Morning speaking

speaking in d afternoon or evening??

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philosophie:
Davido be like if I comot 4.9billion for my 30billion I go still get like 25.1billion, in fact ah go buy am two

Naija politicians be like: It's not even expensive sef

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softwerk:
Who is screwing this small girl into accelerated maturity?!

you be kolo o

Lmao

So Jose was asked what does he have to say to critics this season after his win over Ajax, trust Morinho na, he gave a badass answer... watch



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzrrKYFE9_Y

ivolt:
Talk true,
do you really want to marry a slay queen or just looking
for a mugu ?

give me mumu abeg... m ok wit dat

Current slay queens will be ignoring guys upandan...until dey are over 35 den u see dem attending Shiloh every year

jejemanito:
Never allow your battery to go below 40% and it's best not to charge it above 80%

It's called the 80-40 rule in the tech world

Google it

in Nigeria? With which light?? Or which country u dey talk?

Una no get tire wen una no dey use again Una dey even waste time, oya put him on a bus to warri, let it be dat u pple caught in on our behalf...sharply, tire, fuel nd matches... no time Abeg

thunderbabs:
I gained feedin mai eyes and imagination with that assssss....

lol u join d Vaseline crew shey

Please o what did we gain from this news

Naija police be like: So u mean to tell me dat I shouldn't drink, how I wan take confront robbers na?

Hmm

Change my foot.., no b only change, let me come and be going abeg

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It's okkaayy

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akon247:
u see ur life? despite booking space u still didnt make it to page 1

lol I just tire

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Make dem check that well o, maybe d name is just a distraction, we need to be sure in case dere is need to blow whistle

EFCC oooooooooooooo