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Phemour:
Do your smile means you've agree to be f**kd by me?

My smile means that I sympathize wit you for you know not what you are doing, I no wan fork abeg

Phemour:
Can i have your used Pad?

Chei! Winch

romade:
taxi is in lurf

For wia?

See a whole mod. talking. Lead by example o

tkb417:
mba

typical 9ja

Uncle Pomade, aunty Clumsy sent me to call you

@ OP
It has not happened to you yet, when it happens you'll be singing a different song

Funny thread

Phemy you are sick

Babalawo ke? Blood of Jesus go scatter dat babalawo of yours

Loooolest

@ OP
First impression lasts bros. If you portray yourself as a moneybag from the word go, then you give a lady the mandate to suck you dry. It does not hurt to let a lady you want know where you stand financially if you are not very stable. If you tell me that you are not financially stable then I will not lean on you but make leaning unnecessary, unless the lady you picked is a money sucker

Because na you be Nland bullies, abi? No let the strike of Seun catch u

for visions

Gossipers and rumor mongers dey

Welcome in small girlie

Hmmmmmm. . . Acidrop d curious babe

Awkay, Mr. Superman. I wan waka for Nland in peace

You dey craze for yansh Bed ke? I have my own abeg

Phemy Olaiya

Lol. acidrop my gal, make you help me take am for sometime until I sort meself out, then i go pick am and continue from wia you left. I dey fear men and dem wahala

Being craze doesn't necessarily mean collecting garbage for streets You wan bite me?

Good afternoon this morning, madam sylve. Na ingrish dey commot for ya nose dez days?

Benji no allow am get to you

I wan be peacemaker for Benji and Phemi

yes edogram, i be kenyan.

Phemour:

See am, advertising big teets. Abeg go and sleep o, jare

You again, dey follow follow me for evrywia.

Kai! Phemi, which kain chase be dis naw? Y you no let me rest me in peace? I don tire for you sha, ya marathon chase be klassic one

I lyk washing my car myself, make I reconsider

God is watching

@OP, dhtml & tiniyata

Na wah o.
Laughter wan kill me die. Sorry for d' romance you recieved as kids

I feel for you poster, but that doesn't make you a lesser human being. I also got burnt really bad on my right leg when I was a kid and used bio oil, right now you can hardly see any marks. Try seeking medical advice, if that'll boost your morale and self esteem. After all it's not all about who will love you; it's about how comfortable you are with yourself, once you accept and love yourself for who you are then everything else will fall into place. All the best

Ewwwwww. . . E don start again