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PoliticsRe: Escalating Cases Of Malnutrition In OYO State. by Telekinetic: 10:26am On Dec 27, 2021
CannibalTorment:
they use stupidity swear for you, the guy said you shouldn't compare your parents with others, not all parents are senseless myopic and irresponsible like you have experience, you are still using your parents life to judge others, stop ridiculing your parents by stating their shortcomings on Nairaland and thinking others will follow suit, the fact that your status made your accept #30k to behave like an attack dog doesn't mean everyone is rabies infected dog backing at the moon, if you want to write, write reasonable and stop exposing your parents and lineage.
This old fool is so jobless that he had the time to create a new moniker júst to reply me. I don’t even understand your incoherent babbling! I don’t blame you tho, you must have lost a lot more sanity from bashing your head in the mosque this morning. Blame your parents for those scars on your face, your religion of piss and shit and your failure in life and not an innocent Nairalander grin
PoliticsRe: 20% Pay Rise: Police Officers Unhappy, Indifferent by Telekinetic: 10:07am On Dec 27, 2021
dre11:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/20-pay-rise-police-officers-unhappy-indifferent/

lalasticlala
Seriously tho Nigeria needs to start treating her police better. I was at the station recently and I was like ‘My God!’ I had to pay an electrician to have one of the office fan’s fixed!
PoliticsRe: Christmas Day Tragedy: Bandits Attack Zamfara Community, Kills 7, Kidnap 32 by Telekinetic: 10:00am On Dec 27, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
Residents said the attacks started from late on Saturday, Christmas Day, to the early hours of Sunday.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/502720-christmas-day-tragedy-bandits-attack-zamfara-communities-kill-7-kidnap-33.html
Urrrgh! Can you guys just wipe out the North already?!
SportsRe: Inside The ₦230 Billion A80 Private Jet That Flies Real Madrid Players (Photo) by Telekinetic: 9:46am On Dec 27, 2021
WriterNig:
The Sun UK
The painful truth is that 99% of people in the world will never come close to this kind of luxury no matter how hard or how smart they work. That’s just life. Be content and still strive for more.
BusinessRe: Anambra billionaire owner of Xshrine Club manage by Chief Priest(video&photos) by Telekinetic: 8:46am On Dec 27, 2021
yanabasee2:
Na why una think say everybody for this forum na poor jobless Nigerian....


Telling you who I am isn't any assumption, fact that you're poor doesn't mean that everyone will be as poor as you are...


Just get sense....


#LastMention
Yes sir president of estate and private servant grin
BusinessRe: Anambra billionaire owner of Xshrine Club manage by Chief Priest(video&photos) by Telekinetic: 8:37am On Dec 27, 2021
yanabasee2:
Lol.... I live in an estate, I am a president of the estate, I own a business and I am public servant.....


You think I haven't been staying in a hotel?


I don't fancy it doesn't mean that I can't afford it... Try and get sense Biko..
Oh... Are we assuming our online identities already?!
I am Barack Obama, I used to live in the White House cheesy
BusinessRe: Anambra billionaire owner of Xshrine Club manage by Chief Priest(video&photos) by Telekinetic: 8:30am On Dec 27, 2021
yanabasee2:
It's nonsense because I don't fancy hotels and clubs....


It has nothing to do with hate...


And I am proudly rich enough to handle my bills and other exterior and interior responsibilities.....

You people will just come online and be looking for someone to quote and spill trash...
Words no one will ever say... Clubs I can understand. But let’s just say it as it is... You don’t fancy hotels cos you can’t afford them! grin
PoliticsRe: IPOB Plans Massive Protest In Israel Tomorrow - Pictures by Telekinetic: 8:24am On Dec 27, 2021
udele1:
I chased his ass from UK down to DSS. Im fulfilled... grin grin grin
You’re fulfilled yet you keep piling up political section with lies about him?? Either you’re dangerously stupid or you’re gay for him! grin
BusinessRe: Anambra billionaire owner of Xshrine Club manage by Chief Priest(video&photos) by Telekinetic: 8:09am On Dec 27, 2021
yanabasee2:
Nonsense
Yes I know it hurts...
The poverty is heavy in your heart...
End it all today...
Get drunk on Sniper...
PoliticsRe: Sagay: PACAC Not Under Abubakar Malami, He Has No Power Over Our Activities by Telekinetic: 8:05am On Dec 27, 2021
bolaayenimo:
By Temidayo Akinsuyi


https://independent.ng/pacac-not-an-agency-under-malamis-supervision-sagay/
Na wa... This Malami na real life Kingpin.
PoliticsRe: Escalating Cases Of Malnutrition In OYO State. by Telekinetic: 7:30am On Dec 27, 2021
GreatTormentor:
Hope these baby factory ritualism, drug traffickers scammers and human flesh eaters are not trying to blackmail people to start eating human flesh like them, we know their stupidity, they try to blackmail the northerners calling them almajiris where as they are the real poverty ridden capital of the south
I understand the need to channel the hate you have for your parents onto other people for scarifying your faces with nails. I sure hope you don’t murder them in their sleep and mine their skulls for money grin

PoliticsRe: Escalating Cases Of Malnutrition In OYO State. by Telekinetic: 7:26am On Dec 27, 2021
Investigative:
Malnutrition after dealing with afonja
Lol... Reminds me of Zazoo Zeh! Very stupid set of people!
PoliticsRe: Victor Umahi: I Believe In One Nigeria And I Love President Buhari by Telekinetic: 7:23am On Dec 27, 2021
Wisdomkosi:
Source : https://igberetvnews.com/1410449/believe-one-nigeria-love-president-buhari-gov-umahi-tells-northern-governors/
This one na clear case of ‘I opened my yansh and he licked it clean’
PoliticsRe: IPOB Plans Massive Protest In Israel Tomorrow - Pictures by Telekinetic: 4:57am On Dec 27, 2021
Tingotoe:
Cannibal Nyamirin terrorist feeling funky with protests grin
God punish you and Muhammed piss and shit be onto his name grin
PoliticsRe: IPOB Plans Massive Protest In Israel Tomorrow - Pictures by Telekinetic: 4:33am On Dec 27, 2021
Tingotoe:
Lol. Your protest will still end in futility. The Israelis cant do nothing to help you grin
Aboki go back to yanshing that boy. Focus on the Northern wastelands, people are being murdered everyday in your territories but you’re busy wanking off to anything Kanu! Is that not dangerous stupidity??!
PoliticsRe: IPOB Plans Massive Protest In Israel Tomorrow - Pictures by Telekinetic: 4:27am On Dec 27, 2021
udele1:
Is Israel holding the FENDI FIGHTER? Why not go to ABUJA?

Confused Canibals.
Of course the deported sex trafficker never misses a chance to pour his cum over anything Kanu. You better go and look for real work instead of chasing Kanu’s ass up and down.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Plans Massive Protest In Israel Tomorrow - Pictures by Telekinetic: 4:21am On Dec 27, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
Bello Turji is a mere business man going about his legitimate business... IPOB is the terrorist group.
I really don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or dangerously stupid! But in case it’s the later, I pray your mother and daughters does business with this man soon.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Plans Massive Protest In Israel Tomorrow - Pictures by Telekinetic: 4:17am On Dec 27, 2021
Tingotoe:
Protest in heaven all you like your terrorist leader will still remain our prisoner indefinitely and there's nothing the Israeli's can do about that
F.uckin Fulani terrorist... Shey your grand patron has just one more year left. F.uck all the schoolboys you want now o! Cos e go soon red for you and your kinsmen!
PoliticsRe: Hisbah: The Poor Man’s Police by Telekinetic: 2:15pm On Dec 26, 2021
explosiveskull:
Hisbah should not be blamed solely, it is the religion it is representing. A religion deliberately designed to fit in the libido of one sex starved demon god that has never failed to remind his urchins that any act of terrorism is a service to him and rewardable with 72 pointed breast virgins.

The first grand patron of this religion was a rapist, it is on record how he was penising a 6 year old without remorse but met his doom with rat poison with another jewish woman. He died a miserable death like a rabid dog, was buried but scavenging pigs exhumed his petrifying carcass and ate almost half of his body especially snacking on his scrotal sack like groundnut. The idiot is now pig shit somewhere resting in pieces cos his religion is one of piss.

I no call any religion ooo but the mindset of the people who practice this worthless religion especially in our country is 80% of why Nigeria is still lurking in darkness, imagine what these guys are bothered about and you will see that these guys are not ready for any development, but allow others to go their free way so that you can keep your terrorist religion and enjoy it well like afghans are enjoying theirs, they will say No but lord lugard, let me see how you will make heaven with this abomination you committed.
Damn bruh!! You really exploded my skull with laughter... Make religion of piss people nor find you see o grin
CultureRe: Dancing Igbo Egedege Music With My Russian Girlfriend by Telekinetic: 8:12pm On Dec 25, 2021
afrorossiyatv:
Happy Christmas my people! This is Tochi, your favourite Naija Boy in Russia reporting directly from Putin's land grin

You guys know how much I love promoting the image of Nigeria and culture here in Russia. I'm crazy about ogene music and all traditional Igbo music so I decided to introduce my Russian girlfriend to our beautiful egedege music remixed by Flavour, Phyno, Larry Gaga and the legendary Queen Theresa Onuorah.

So here is a short clip of me and my girlfriend dancing to egedege, hope it will bring a smile to your face this Christmas smiley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFnZlG1lFzs
Lol... The girl stiff die!
Beautiful by the way.
PoliticsRe: Ned Nwoko Gifts Regina Daniels ₦27 Million For Christmas (Photo) by Telekinetic: 8:10pm On Dec 25, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
Must she post every nonsense they are doing igbo people self nonsense.
Is it her fault that you have to suck Tinubu’s balls for Christmas??
PoliticsRe: Ganduje: We Need Help, Our Forests Now Accommodate Terrorists, Bandits, Robbers by Telekinetic: 12:57am On Dec 25, 2021
Insecurity:
We need help, our forests now accommodate terrorists, bandits, robbers — Ganduje begs Buhari

Ganduje Appeals for more military institutions in Kano forest


By Johnbosco Agbakwuru

The Kano State State Governor, Abdullahi Ganduje, has appealed to President Muhammadu Buhari to come to the aid of the state as its forests have been taken over by terrorists, armed robbers, bandits and criminal elements.

Speaking to State House after meeting with President Buhari at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, the governor called for the establishment of another military training base in the forest bothering the three states of Kano, Kaduna, Bauchi and Plateau, to check the activities of the criminals.

He said he was at the Presidential Villa to brief President Buhari about the security situation in his state, describing the current security challenges in the country as unfortunate.

According to Ganduje, “First of all, I came to see Mr President and briefed him on the security situation in Kano.

“There are challenges all over the country that are unfortunate, but we believe Mr President is doing his best with other stakeholders in order to curtail the situation.

“We need the helping hand of almost everybody, especially governors and chairmen of local governments. We have observed that the security situation now, our forest are the major problems because they accommodate bandits, they accommodate terrorists they accommodate armed robbers and they accommodate those who are criminals.

“In Kano State, we have taken some measures. We have two large forests the Falgore forest, which is bordering Kano, Kaduna and Bauchi and also not far away from Plateau.

“In that forest, we established a military training ground in conjunction with the Army. And there’s a lot of military training going on in that forest using the facilities that we have provided.

“So, that is helping to checkmate the activities of bandits in that forest and I have requested Mr President to also establish another institution within that forest and that forest will be liberated completely.

“Also, we have introduced technology within the forest, from the office of the DSS in Kano and the Office of the Commissioner of Police and even from my office, we are able to monitor what is happening in that forest.

“And there’s effective communication between the DSS and the police and those who are managing the forest; the checkpoints and various places that security agencies are manning.

“Also community policing, we are making it a very important agenda. The traditional rulers right from the amas, district heads, village heads, ward heads, Imams and major stakeholders; are holding regular meetings and the security agencies get a lot of information for the local people that are helping Kano state a lot.

“Also in Kano metropolitan where we have eight mega local governments, we are establishing some technology. In particular, we’re improving the network system within metropolitan Kano. We’re laying over 100 kilometres of optic fibre within Kano metropolitan.

“So that CCTV cameras will be more effective. So that we can manage the whole megacity in terms of security and also in terms of improvement of the network.

“We have also constituted what we call an enlarged Security Committee. Because limiting it to the Air Force, Army, Police, DSS Civil Defence, I think the security network in terms of the flow of information, requires much more than that.

“So we are including Customs, Immigration, Correctional homes, those involved in Human Trafficking Prevention of Human trafficking, NAFDAC, even the NDLEA, because of drugs, even the Federal Road Safety Corps, even our own local traffic managers, Karota, the Vigilante group, all these we put them into one committee where we hold meetings and exchange information, Ganduje noted.

“And they constitute subcommittees that relate with community policing. And through that, we have a lot of information and that is helping the system to be effective and efficient.

“Also, we introduced technology. As earlier mentioned, we have the most powerful tracker in the country. Through that one, even some people who escaped to the Niger Republic, Cameroon, we’ve been able to trace them and connect with international security agencies for their arrest.

“So, Kano is the most or one of the most peaceful states in the federation, because of this multi-faceted approach that we have adopted in order to secure the state and we shall continue to do that,” Ganduje said.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/we-need-help-our-forests-now-accommodate-terrorists-bandits-robbers-ganduje-begs-buhari/
Old thief júst shut the f.uck up! The dollars in your babanriga is more than enough to hire foreign mercenaries to clear your forests. Do the right things & stop wailing!
PoliticsRe: Military Airstrikes Kill Abou Maryam (ISWAP Commander) & Other Fighters by Telekinetic: 12:46am On Dec 25, 2021
Islie:
https://prnigeria.com/2021/12/24/military-airstrikes-abou/
Lol... Public Relations Nigeria atleast show us pictorial evidence! If e reach ESN body pictures go surplus, e reach northern terrorists you go dey hear dumbest excuses like ‘for the sake of humanity we cannot upload their photos’. Thunder strike that una audio airstrikes!
PoliticsRe: The Yoonity Of Nigeria Is Non-negotiable by Telekinetic: 1:30pm On Dec 24, 2021
Man! See as Conductor dey hit these yellow blooded, claw faced afonzuzu yoonity beggas gbas gbos!! Dey knack am for their heads like say na 2by4. Keep it up brotherly!! Send them crying back to Tinubu!!
HealthRe: Nigeria Has Detected 49 Omicron Cases - NCDC by Telekinetic: 1:07pm On Dec 24, 2021
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants, Oil Prices Affected My Performance: Buhari by Telekinetic: 9:10am On Dec 24, 2021
ijustdey:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday in Maiduguri blamed Niger Delta militants and reduced oil earnings for his challenges in office.



https://gazettengr.com/niger-delta-militants-oil-prices-affected-my-performance-buhari/
Theres something about this man that reminds me of Patrick from SpongeBob.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Syndicate Who Buy Cars With Fake Bank Alerts In Enugu by Telekinetic: 7:00am On Dec 24, 2021
OptimmusPrimme:
Point of Correction: It is not some people, it is a whole tribe. Delete or obliterate them from Nigeria and Nigeria’s problem will reduce drastically by 90%.
I agree with you. Wipe out the North, every last man, woman and child. If you think otherwise then you must be dangerously stupid and should have both your ancestors and generations bleeped into a million Thanos dust.

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