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PropertiesRe: Omemma Ojoto: Meet The Igbo Man Developing The Biggest Estate In VGC Lagos by Telekinetic: 12:19am On Feb 09, 2022
Foreigna2:
The loss of the Civil war really affected Igbos psychologically. You see them always trying to measure up and trying to show they belong. It is because of the inherent inferiority complex in them.
You never see anyone trying so hard to prove pointless points like Igbos. They are physiologically and psychologically disadvantaged.
See the dustbin this tribalist monkey is vomiting.
Obi Cubana decided to do a celebration of life for his mom and next thing you know ritual killings increased in the South West because Afonja youths were trying to keep up!
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O. Kanayo Advises Parents As He Pays Son Surprise Visit In School (Video) by Telekinetic: 12:06am On Feb 09, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Not so far from the truth.
I cohabitated with someone's daughter as an undergraduate.
She was God's gift to me to use in rehearsing what married life feels like.

Got her pregnant at least five times and served her as kola to a few of my cousins who came visiting.
She was so virtuous that she'd rather stay awake washing my underwears than reading for her exams.

It was through her that I perfected the skills of female manipulation.

I do miss her. She was such a good girl; but I'm glad that I wasn't the unlucky man she ended up with.
Because till today, she's still believing the Lord for a child.
You’re probably joking but if this is for real your own female kids go collect tire. Karma is real.
InvestmentRe: Bitfinex Crypto Hack: US Arrests Couple For Allegedly Laundering $4.5 Billion by Telekinetic: 9:38pm On Feb 08, 2022
Maverickking1:
Ozark couple lol.
That show dope die!
I just hope Javier doesn’t kill Ruth on the next part.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Shocking New Look by Telekinetic: 12:42pm On Feb 08, 2022
Conner44:
grin If him like make him tie napkin carry feeding bottle put for mouth

He can never be another Benjamin button cheesy

BAT na the only mammal wey dey only fly for night wink
Comrade reduce the volume of your vawulence grin
PoliticsRe: Be Careful Of The Fuel, You Buy In Lagos by Telekinetic: 12:20pm On Feb 08, 2022
nduprincekc:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6gMoocVz7o

Please subscribe to my channel
Be careful of the Fuel, You buy in Lagos


Be extra careful of where you buy fuel in Lagos


To avoid Had I know

This is an eye opener
And it’s this same set of people that will come on Nairaland and be yelling ‘legitimate hustle’ at the top of their lungs. Criminals everywhere!
FamilyRe: My Married Elder Brother Is Having An Affair With An Igbo gold digger by Telekinetic: 9:14am On Feb 07, 2022
NotoriousBiggyS:
My elder brother who is married have a side chik who is from anambra state. I have so much love for my elder brother wife because she's such a good woman. My brother use to call this gold digging anambra girl so much that he tells her everything going on in his nuclear family affairs even in my present I feel jealous about that because I like his wife so much that I feel like telling the wife about this. Will it be bad or good idea if I expose this mothe*fuc*King gold digger of a girl to my brother wife before she breaks her home?
Nuclear family about to go off like a nuclear bomb. Since you are obviously eyeing your brother’s wife why not light the fuse and lay the pipe in her.
RomanceRe: Brothel Quitting Challenge by Telekinetic: 9:09am On Feb 07, 2022
kenzysmith:
I was Down with 3 dangerous addictions
Masturbation
Bet9jaVirtual
Going to brothel

But I stop playing virtual Oct 19 2019 started Oct 2016
Stop masturbation Nov 19 2020 started Nov 2011
The last one is the bro is the brothel which I started DEC 2010 but is the last hurdle to go

Please am ready to fight this battle if u kW u are also struggling with brothel habit join me let encourage ourselves.
Na wa for people wey get addictions. I don’t even know what that feels like… I smoke when I wanna, drink when I wanna, f.uck when I wanna and I’ve never masturbated or actively watched porn a day in my life… Maybe it’s my upbringing!
RomanceRe: Stopped My Ex From Visiting Me... by Telekinetic: 9:02am On Feb 07, 2022
Promisecinho12:
I met the pretty lady few years ago and we were cool with each other. I was the first man in her life but distance became a barrier in our relationship. She later got married and now she has two lovely kids.

Whenever she visits her parents, she always wants to visit me too but I don't usually allow her to enter the room with me cause am scared that okafors law may work on me

Recently I told her to stop visiting me that she is married and I don't fancy her visiting me and she called me all sort of names pls I don't know if I did something wrong for telling her not to visit me again.
Lol… The earlier y’all stop deceiving yourselves with these monikers like ‘married’ and shit and know it’s all just formality, the better for you. Man! F.uck that bitch, heaven won’t fall if you do!
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho In Trouble As Benin Republic Extends His Detention By Six Months by Telekinetic: 8:44am On Feb 07, 2022
headSmasher:
I know baby factory criminals and drug traffickers cannibals will gather here to cry and lament their misfortunes, 6 months is a set time not just an indefinite period of uncertainty that was granted to Kanu, kanu's fate will be decided by the incoming president, he can't be left of the hook soon, but according to intel, igboho will be released during the heat of election from his exile as agreed by former president Olusegun Obasanjo in Benin Republic. he is hid in Benin Republic just for the time buhari will leave the government
Lol… Old fool that lives in Ikorodu with 8 kids all out of school and somehow still finds time to be on Nairaland 24/7.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After UK Trip by Telekinetic: 3:55am On Feb 07, 2022
Fernandeswagger:
Lol...so baba na special agent?!

Was even thinking he's CIA grin grin grin
Agent and asset are totally different terms! An asset is like an insider in an organization.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Returns To Nigeria After UK Trip by Telekinetic: 11:54pm On Feb 06, 2022
[quote author=wwwihy post=110014546]https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/just-in-2023-tinubu-returns-to-nigeria-after-uk-trip-continues-consultations/%3famp[/quote]Lol… That’s how they’ll force another MI6 asset down our throats.
PoliticsRe: Reno Swims In Tobago’s Spiritual Healing Hole In Tobago That Cures Diseases by Telekinetic: 6:17pm On Feb 06, 2022
PerformOrResign:
The Spiritual Healing Hole In Tobago That Cures Diseases


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTArS9aSoE
Hmmmm… Tobago of all places? Sha make dem nor extraordinary rendition you o… The govt of Tobago is for the highest bidder.
Christianity EtcRe: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by Telekinetic: 11:06am On Feb 06, 2022
jesusjnr2020:
What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-Yahoo In A Cafe

God literally gave Him a big knock on his head that brought him back to his right senses otherwise my friend would have been a yahoo-yahoo boy or much worse today.

It happened several years ago when his close friend who was into internet fraud was about to teach him how to do it inside a cyber-cafe.

It was during the days when blackberry phones were still trending, so at the time, his yahoo friend was able to acquire them through the proceeds of his fraudulent activities.

One was a blackberry torch which his friend showed him, and told him that it was through yahoo-yahoo that he got the money to get it. He told him he was going to teach him how to do it, and my friend was very interested.

So they had arranged the day and place where that would take place, which was a cyber cafe somewhere in Lagos. Everything appeared to be going according to plan as they had gone to the cafe as planned on that day, and his yahoo-yahoo friend had taken a seat in front of a computer while my friend had sat next to him.

But my friend said, as the yahoo guy was about to start teaching how to go about it, he had a knock on his head and shouted and held his head. His friend sat next to him heard him and saw him holding his head, but didn't know why exactly and what had happened to him.

But my friend didn't need any more knocks to bring him back to his right senses, as he immediately left the place and went back home. But even after he had reached his house, he was still feeling the painful effect of the knock.

That was the first and last time he ever attempted such a thing but his yahoo friend continued, and once his friend came to meet him and showed off some of the money he'd made as a result, but said he wouldn't give him any of it since he refused to follow him and learn.

But my friend told him off, that he should take his money and go, that he doesn't want!

So his yahoo-yahoo friend left and kept making money via the fraudulent trade, and was said to have built a house for his dad amongst other luxurious things he acquired as a result.

However not long afterwards the law caught up with him, as he was said to have been arrested by SARS officials and taken away.

My friend says that when the father of his yahoo-yahoo friend sees him, knowing that he was his son's friend, but had resisted the temptation of taking the same path his son took, he greets him respectfully as though he were his elder. He said that the man would be crying because of his son as he had turned into something else and brought much reproach to his family.

My friend may not have had the money or riches of his yahoo-yahoo friend, but he has something much more than that, which is his integrity intact.

He says that his yahoo-yahoo friend, is now a hemp addict and behaves as though he has mental issues.

He feels really sorry for him but perhaps that would have been him also, but for that timely knock from above.

Perhaps God ought to be giving more of such knocks, slaps, blows, etc., to those who are about fall into the devil's trap to bring them back to their right senses, as he did to my friend when he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life and become a yahoo-yahoo boy.

For that's how many get trapped for life. Once they take that first step and become involved is such, it becomes very difficult or impossible for them to come out of it and go back.

May God help us not to fall into such traps of the devil just as he did to my friend. In Jesus name. Amen!

God bless.
It’s funny how everyone is comparing their lives with yahoo boys esp on NL. Are yahoo boys supposed to be a measure of success or is it just low self esteem??
Christianity EtcRe: What God Did To My Friend When He Was About To Learn Yahoo-yahoo In A Cafe by Telekinetic: 11:04am On Feb 06, 2022
Bamzyriches451:
Damn!!
I don't believe this story smiley
Lol… Nor lemme call Bamzy for you o. Better change your moniker!
Christianity EtcRe: Is There A Section Here For Jews Or Those Who Practice Judaism On Nairaland? by Telekinetic: 12:36am On Feb 06, 2022
Fucktensei:
Hello everyone. I have always wondered if there's a section on nairaland for those who practice Judaism like myself. I've not met anyone here who is into Judaism. If you're a Jew, pls signify sad undecided
How can I go about converting to Judaism? There aren’t many gogues in this country.
PoliticsRe: From Hideout, I Saw Policemen Hack Dad To Death, Shoot His Nephew Dead by Telekinetic: 10:03am On Feb 05, 2022
AdeOri99:
The men are mumu, two grown-up men are looking until a policeman hack them down, don't they have a hand? Or can't they fight back?

This sounds disgusting.
Afonja men are mostly cowards. The only thing they know is jazz.
CrimeRe: NigerianYouths INVOL'VMNT IN Ritualist:CAN Be Curbed By Banning THE INTERNET. by Telekinetic: 3:57am On Feb 05, 2022
Christmasdon:
Thats it. this is the solution we can use to all escape this menace.
So your solution is to take us back to the dark ageshuh All these Fulani herdsmen with phone these days fa!
CrimeRe: Photos Of Soldier Donatus Vonkong Killed By Drunk Policeman In Borno by Telekinetic: 9:07pm On Feb 04, 2022
BuyAndSellStuff:
Na only am dey do well from inception sef. The rest na freeloaders.

Even dat Lloyd Banks never made it.
The Game been Dey try. Na when e comot for G-Unit him career end. Even Lloyd Banks was doing okay but the life not just Dey him body. I still vibe to some of his songs.
CrimeRe: Photos Of Soldier Donatus Vonkong Killed By Drunk Policeman In Borno by Telekinetic: 8:45pm On Feb 04, 2022
BuyAndSellStuff:
G-Unit!!!
Lol… G-Unit that year… Na only 50cent Dey do well now
PoliticsRe: 2023 : I Have Fulani, Yoruba And Igbo Brains To Lead The Country -sen. Kalu by Telekinetic: 8:35pm On Feb 04, 2022
Wisdomkosi:
2023 Presidency : I Have Fulani, Yoruba and Igbo Brains To Lead The Country - Senator Orji Uzor Kalu

By Wisdom Nwedene

The Chief Whip of the Senate, Senator Orji Uzor Kalu has said that he has all the brains needed to lead Nigeria to the promise land in 2023.


Speaking during an interview with Channels Television moniorted by 9NEWS NIGERIA on Friday, the former Governor of Abia State said he has Fulani brain , Kanuri brain, Yoruba brain and other brains needed to lead Nigeria.


Senator Kalu revealed that when he becomes the President, he will tackle the issue of terrorism, bandits, and equally give Nigerians the confidence they need.

According to him, I will tackle the issue of terrorism and bandits when I become the president.

More details soon....

Source : https://9newsng.com/2023-presidency-i-have-fulani-yoruba-and-igbo-brains-to-lead-the-country-senator-orji-uzor-kalu/
Na wa o… Na so dem take erase Hausa from Nigeria’s existence!
PoliticsRe: 2023 : I Have Fulani, Yoruba And Igbo Brains To Lead The Country -sen. Kalu by Telekinetic: 8:34pm On Feb 04, 2022
ProphetAjasco:
Insha allah you will be president, So I have seen And So shall it be.

but president of what? That's what I have not seen.
Lolzzz… You nor well
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Government Watches As Chinese Companies Violate Labour Laws, Workers’ R by Telekinetic: 9:24am On Feb 04, 2022
Thanksful:
You don't counter stupidity
Get well soon.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Government Watches As Chinese Companies Violate Labour Laws, Workers’ R by Telekinetic: 9:19am On Feb 04, 2022
Thanksful:
Some of you are just plain stupid.
You’d be dangerously stupid if you didn’t counter the argument rather than derogatory comments.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi - I Will Die For AGPA. No Anambrian Should Vote For The PDP. by Telekinetic: 9:14am On Feb 04, 2022
beerfraud:
I wish Peter Pandora Obituary can get PDP ticket so that Hausa Fulani can treat his fvckup immediately
But you and I know that Tinubu Cocaine Baron will never be president of Nigeria. Think about that for a minute instead of masturbating on a man that hasn’t declared his intentions yet!

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