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Romance › Re: How Can You Knw Ur Girl Is Cheating by tellwisdom: 11:42am On Jun 23, 2011
WE HAVE SUFFERED
I swear, bt na dat guy suffer pass, so tey e shout EGBAMI grin grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Hiding Some Secret From Me by tellwisdom: 11:28am On Jun 23, 2011
And funny she refused to tell me about the OP

And kept it a secret from me too
Now leave the OP wondering. NA STILL PIKIN FOR THE GAME cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Hiding Some Secret From Me by tellwisdom: 9:46am On Jun 23, 2011
my girlfriend think am a fool,she is hiding some secret from me,
, And one of the secrets are, she ate KILISHI after gud pork from 190
Romance › Re: How Can You Knw Ur Girl Is Cheating by tellwisdom: 1:55am On Jun 23, 2011
funniest part of it is dat she is in school while am in Lagos. and she will not even put her phone in ringing tones if i asked why/ SHE WILL SAID SHE DOESNT LIKE PHONE TO BE RINGING THAT IT MIGHT CAUSE SOME FORM OF SHOCK FOR HER.EHH EGBAMI
CHAIIII,I CAN SEE THE POSTER IN A SOBER MOOD cry cry men don suffer cry cry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Bad Conversationalist Needs Help by tellwisdom: 1:23am On Jun 23, 2011
humph. Tellwisdm= no wisdom. @natash, yes i need to know what to say
Now tell me one reason why you so like him dieeeeeeeee and i shal cut you the slacks of criticism


@Natasha, becareful and stop corrupting this little kid, she's to be reading her books not all these you are telling her, stop it, i beg u! shocked angry

If all these kids don go practice rubbish outside, them go come dey squeeze person mouth for advise angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Bad Conversationalist Needs Help by tellwisdom: 12:01am On Jun 23, 2011
Freeeeeee this girl, she must be up for something, she say she like him dieeeeeeee, Maybe she don smell the guy pocket!! angry angry
Romance › Re: Mystery: Great Men Fall-Outs. Is It So Hard To Run? by tellwisdom: 12:00am On Jun 23, 2011
@ op, these same people are no extra ordinary people, they re just like me and you, The difference is just their high profile in d society post,.So im nt surprised
Romance › Re: I Am Intimidated. by tellwisdom: 11:41pm On Jun 22, 2011
Is it not obvious?
What is obvious?? angry angry
Romance › Re: Searching 4 A Husband But Stil Flirt Around by tellwisdom: 11:40pm On Jun 22, 2011
Dyt you smoke Egbo ?
I was about asking her myself sad sad Please call the doctor fast cry
Romance › Re: Searching 4 A Husband But Stil Flirt Around by tellwisdom: 8:47pm On Jun 22, 2011
I hav a friend who has due 4 marriage but instead of her to keep herself descent and continue praying to God she kept messing herself up by sleeping wit single and men around. I ve tried all my effort to advice her but all my efort proved abortive. Pls wot can i do to convince her. Is not joke plsss,
It seem she's looking for a good porker for marriage cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: I Am Intimidated. by tellwisdom: 4:59pm On Jun 22, 2011
Wetin concern SECONDARY school with EGEDE?
He mention secondary school??
Romance › Re: I Am Intimidated. by tellwisdom: 1:11pm On Jun 22, 2011
Tell 190, NA EGEDE
Romance › Re: Mending Heartz by tellwisdom: 12:46pm On Jun 22, 2011
MY HEART WILL NEVER BE MENDED IN JESUS NAME angry angry
Romance › Re: Diz Abuja Girls Sef by tellwisdom: 10:28am On Jun 22, 2011
I met her at a boutique Maitama and we seemed to hit it off immediately. She was all dat- with exactly the sort of bod and features I like- so pretty, drop dead gorgeous with this cherub innocent face. I felt I had gotten the real deal. We exchanged Pins and i went off fantasizing. When i hit her up the next day, with a simple 'hey, wasup? Wen can i come take u out?' next thing was 'wat can u offer?'

A LovePeddler? I thot it was a joke, and wen i replied 'wat do others usually offer?' She replied '30k'. This was around 7pm so basically I was just thinkin a sit out anywhere in Wuse or Maitama would do, and here she was telling me she wasnt cut out for that shyt. I couldnt help wondering that if she was charging 30k at 7pm on a working day, then wat would she charge prime time on friday night?

It was later that evening when i ran into her at Krystal with a bevy of girls that i finally believed she was a LovePeddler. Those ones were even more harsh-50k, 70k, infact one was telling a guy over a bottle of Henessey that her bill for the night was $700. Even at my Tribeca or Rehab in Lagos (or YNOT, the Lagos equivalent of Krystal) sef, dem girls no dey vex like dis. Diz Abuja girls (sorry whores) don mad finish.

Blood dey dia eye.
Op, when next yu bargain, dont argue, Just find ROD attach am with your phenis!, Tell them to come!, Their mama angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Upendo 98, I Would Like To Know U by tellwisdom: 7:14am On Jun 22, 2011
This wan wey tufiakwa is on rampage now, I hope you guys wont say TUFIAKWA, WHEN ASKED TO COME COLLECT YOUR SALARY!

For example, Potato, come and take some money for your hairdo and clothings, You say TUFIAKWA!, u don miss be dat cheesy cheesy

Upendo, you need some money??: You say TUFIAKWA, cheesy.
Romance › Re: if u are beautiful, r u likely to be a sad person?/ by tellwisdom: 10:02pm On Jun 21, 2011
Now yua boi comes in:: Can anyone tell me one reason why those men cldnt get her in marriage??, Reasons best known to them! NOT YOU, NOR ME
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Emeka 7. by tellwisdom: 9:48pm On Jun 21, 2011
happy birthday dude, many more yrs
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Upendo 98, I Would Like To Know U by tellwisdom: 7:52pm On Jun 21, 2011
wise person, sharp guy
Romance › Re: close this acct Seun by tellwisdom: 6:21pm On Jun 21, 2011
Old thread, still havent gotten a solution yet?? shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: In Love With Two Brothers by tellwisdom: 6:15pm On Jun 21, 2011
op
dis is not a problem,
if dey re truly brothers dat understand 1 anoda,

both of dem should keep fu-cking d babe 2gether.

Dere is luv in sharing
grin grin na tue ooo shocked
Romance › Re: Temptation by tellwisdom: 5:35pm On Jun 21, 2011
if u love some1 and your spirit tempts you to do something else, how do you avoid it?
Im just tired off these sick people posting poo here, now tell me which kind spirit are are you talking about??

spirit tempts---what is-SPIRIT -TEMPTS, OMG angry angry
Health › Re: 85 Years Old Grand Mother Is Pregnant by tellwisdom: 5:28pm On Jun 21, 2011
APRIL FOOL cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Are Skinny Lepah Girls So Jealous Of Girls Who Have A Big Batty? by tellwisdom: 5:12pm On Jun 21, 2011
dity looks means giving mean looks , like you know how your mother give your frds these mean looks if they don't look like good kids.

lol this
OMG, ENGLISH PROBLEM DISTURBING OUR GURLS OO, What is Dirty look?? and what is mean look?? now BOUNCEEEEEE.,, MUMU PIKIN angry angry

Dirty looks means giving mean looks, for your papa dictionary
Romance › Re: What Do You Do When Your Friend Tells. You This by tellwisdom: 4:57pm On Jun 21, 2011
Insert Quote
You called to say hello to your beautiful friend whom you are planning to date. She says she is broke and needs 20k. What do you do
SWEAR FOR HER! angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Skinny Lepah Girls So Jealous Of Girls Who Have A Big Batty? by tellwisdom: 4:27pm On Jun 21, 2011
well i will have to admit i don't have much of a back side , but i learn to not be jealous of others and congratulate who have a god blessed body.

Anyways back to my story my sister has what i like to call the beyonce body.So during this weekend  we both went to the club together and these lepah girls kept on giving her mean dirty looks,(i obviously didn't like that because she's my sister). So i went to confront them and these lepahs went crazy , yelling that my sister looks like a Ashawo, she was  slutty looking, shes fat(when my sister is not even close). also my sister can't help that she attracts a lot of guys, shes beautiful too.

Long story short the  yelling got out of control that  they asked my sisters  ,her frds and i to leave,same thing with the other   world vision starving Africans looking girls.

the reason why i am mad is because they could of just kept their opinions to themselves and not ruin me and my sister's time there. Now i don't even think we are allowed to go into that club anymore.
You said it yourself, and WHY DIDNT YOU TELL YOUR SISTER TO BATH BEFORE COMING TO THE CLUB??, That exactly the reason for the look, and not the TALES BY MOONLIGHT STORY you posted here embarassed embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Upendo 98, I Would Like To Know U by tellwisdom: 4:13pm On Jun 21, 2011
MUGU AND MAGA ARE THE SAME, AND IT SIMPLY MEANS: NOT SO SMART PERSON


AND MUMU IS A DULLARD
Romance › Re: Between A Rock And A Hard Place by tellwisdom: 4:09pm On Jun 21, 2011
Good that means you wore the mans shoes.
So in your case u would cry. Then what ?
Sorry how much was the offer?? me badt guy, wld just go get a smalley and start a new life with!, Not even ready to die young
Romance › Re: If You Were In My Place, What Would You Do? by tellwisdom: 4:06pm On Jun 21, 2011
OP

Is your name amefi, dsense or reality101

Quote from: High_Chief on Today at 01:16:08 AM
While you are still in the room, try and look for a strong rope and a chair. Tie the rope on your ceiling fan, get inspired and place the noose around your kneck and kick the chair away. Trust me your problems will disappear.

Thank God the innocent gal resisted you and your evil plans and ran to her room.

The only advice you need to follow
grin grin grin@op, abeg when you see or hear 190, OMO TAKE OFF!
Romance › Re: Pls Help Me Nl by tellwisdom: 1:23pm On Jun 21, 2011
How you go fat when na only Amala in the morning, amala in the afternoon, garri and dry fish at night, month after month, Ohhh!! cry cry  A pity

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