@Ms Potato, I mean up and doing is d meaning of Upendo and not My name. By d way, today's My Birth-day.

Ms. Potato:

Yes. Its like an expresion oremitodun


Mo wa pa oo. Kilon shele? Longest time sweety

noting much, jst missing you, what's up with reed?

tellwisdom:

Im i safe?

LOL! Why wouldnt you be safe?

Emeka 7.:

@Ms Potato, I mean up and doing is d meaning of Upendo and not My name. By d way, today's My Birth-day.

Are u and Upendo from the same country? What kinda language is Upendo?

Yes, I know its your birthday my dear. I hope you are celebrating it well there.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-695270.0.html#msg8558186

yusuf_@:

noting much, jst missing you, what's up with reed?

U miss me? Reallllyyy?? Wow! Im touched just hearing that from you Reed has been very busy. I guess he is more busier than me.

Damn I have been away from this site for 2 long I know I have missed a lot of things, whats good yo,

^^^ Baby, why u no go greet me no more?

@potato .More interpretation pliz

Go chop?
Mugu?

Go chop - go eat
Mugu - fo.ol

@potato1

So now whats the diffrence btw, MUMU and MUGU??

cz I know mumu is a not so smart person.
and now mugu is a fool?
they are the same arent they?

Yes I guess so. Like Maga is also like a fo.ol too only that I hear people calling someone a maga if they are the victim of a 419 activity

lol

Okay so you can either be a mumu, a mugu or a maga!!
cool. Adding to my list of newly learnt words.
Unfortunately am only learning the crzy ones first.

lol! I am learning myself too my dear. But I think if you really wanna learn, its always best to learn from a Nigerian

lol ur the nigerian from Malaysia! Very unique being u are.You must be some celebrity in Malaysia
I thought MAGA meant MAGGOT.
This english makes me laugh a lot. especially whn one says 'I tire O'

upendo 98:

lol your the nigerian from Malaysia! Very unique being u are.You must be some celebrity in Malaysia
I thought MAGA meant MAGGOT.
This english makes me laugh a lot. especially whn one says 'I tire O'

Celebrity in Malaysia? Nahhhh. . . :-XIn reality I have different characters to match what Im doing in the real world but on NL, I get to be myself most of the time.

LOL! at Maggot being Maga

Have u ever dated a Nigerian?

Let me teach u a word which I always use in reality and in here. LOL The word is Tufiakwa means God Forbid

Thank you wisdom
mugu/maga= not so smart person
mumu=Dullard

Wisdom,what do u call a wise person?

@ Potato lolest You are very funny.

TUFIAKWA LOL I thought it meant something like Jihad! it sounds like war!
okay cool cool.

wise person, sharp guy

Jihad? LMAO!!!! Well, I know Tufiakwa is an Igbo word. I was telling someone to wear his underwear outside his pants for his birthday that year and thats when he said Tufiakwa! with an angry face so I ask him and he told me. I immediately remembered that word till this date. LOL!


So uhmm. How old are u?

@ potato!! TUFIAKWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its criminal to ask a lady her age on a public profile like this!! Tufiakwa again!!!!

This word is like a shoot out.'tufiakwa,tufiakwa.'

Its all there on my profile. I am a very very senior citizen. Infact am now a very special senior citizen.

They are all meaning gullible fools.

^^^^
Hey give us updates how did ur birthday go?
Dont tell us ur a year older.Tht we know.
Tell us about the party

upendo 98:

@ potato!! TUFIAKWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its criminal to ask a lady her age on a public profile like this!! Tufiakwa again!!!!

This word is like a shoot out.'tufiakwa,tufiakwa.'

Its all there on my profile. I am a very very senior citizen. Infact am now a very special senior citizen.

Ehem! 81? I didnt know an old lady sabi use Nairaland. LMAO!

Common now. How about if I tell u my age you tell me yours.

tellwisdom:

This wan wey tufiakwa is on rampage now, I hope you guys wont say TUFIAKWA, WHEN ASKED TO COME COLLECT YOUR SALARY!

For example, Potato, come and take some money for your hairdo and clothings, You say TUFIAKWA!, u don miss be dat

Upendo, you need some money??: You say TUFIAKWA, .

if you ask me take some money for my hairdo and clothings Im surely to say tufiakwa! Cause I dont liketaking money for such things. Infact, I have a very low soending when it comes to things for myself but if you say come take money for the homesless, the hungry and the needy I will say ok I will do so gladly!

Emeka 7.:

They are all meaning gullible fools.

Emeka, u didnt tell us how was your buffday and are u going to send us some buffday cake?

upendo 98:

^^^^
Hey give us updates how did your birthday go?
Dont tell us your a year older.Tht we know.
Tell us about the party

LMAO!!!!!!

@potato

81 is too young!!! See at 81, am on FB,Twitter,Skype,I Blog,etc etc. I have tentacles everywhere.I have to catch up with my great grandkids lol
Old in age young at heart is my policy.
Okay seriously, anything personal, I don't disclose on Public forums. See its not like politics.No,you never know who's out there. I fear the Americans.
I keep private stuff in my private box. Once our friendship gets to another level then is not a big deal anymore.
Now tell me dear.Why do u really want to know my age? You got some dude for me?

Hey potato,I learnt a new word today,its called,

'MUMURITY' - I guess its a state of foolishness at its climax? Like the saturation point of a MUMU?

upendo 98:

@potato

81 is too young!!!  See at 81, am on FB,Twitter,Skype,I Blog,etc etc. I have tentacles everywhere.I have to catch up with my great grandkids lol
Old in age young at heart is my policy.
Okay seriously, anything personal, I don't disclose on Public forums. See its not like politics.No,you never know who's out there. I fear the Americans.
I keep private stuff in my private box. Once our friendship gets to another level then is not a big deal anymore.
Now tell me dear.Why do u really want to know my age? You got some dude for me?

The reason why I want to know your age because Im doing this statistic thingy on online forums to see the group of people with a certain age behaving like a certain way on online forums.

upendo 98:

Hey potato,I learnt a new word today,its called,

'MUMURITY' - I guess its a state of foolishness at its climax? Like the saturation point of a MUMU?

yes exactly. I know the Igbos usually like to add a slang to it and I guess they are the best when it comes to Pidgin ENglish. Like before I use to come out with the sentence " U are a Mumu from Muguland" and the4 Jokes section use to use it very often here 2 years ago. LOL! 

And in reality, I use to tell Nigerian here like Hey you! You are so mumufied that you look very magalicious!

;d ;d ;d

upendo 98:

;d ;d ;d

What kinda face be this sef?

^^ Supposed to be laughter but the smiley refused to show.
Its mumu.
So what do people in Kuala Lumpur eat?

upendo 98:

^^ Supposed to be laughter but the smiley refused to show.
Its mumu.
So what do people in Kuala Lumpur eat?

Uhmmm. . . . Not sure. Im not from Kuala Lumpur

Malaysia?
lol I must be dreaming.I thought ur from malaysia

Yes I am from Malaysia but not from Kuala Lumpur.

You see, there are 12 states and 3 Federal Territories in Malaysia.

12 States:-
Johor, Kedah, Kelantan, Melaka, Negeri Sembilan, Pahanh, Perak, Perlis, Penang, Sabah, Sarawak, Selangor, Terengganu

3 Federal Territories
Labuan, Kuala Lumpur and Putrajaya

Its like u know in Nigeria they have Washington DC and New York and Texas and in Nigeria they have Abuja and Lagos and Victoria Island. . . .

Malaysia is the same too.

Im from Labuan. Its a very small island filled with oil and gas, fishing, chcolate, cheap car rates and water sports.

Are u from the States?

@ lol potato sorry I made you explain to me the geography.

Thts always my way of speaking. See if u tell me your from Nigeria I will ask so how is lagos! yet I am very well aware there are other cities like Abuja
Or if its UAE I ask howz  DXB?.yet i know there are other cities there. I use the capital as an icebreaker.
YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND??
Thats my dream.it must be really cool there. eating chocolate.

NOW DID YOU JUST SAY THERE'S WASHINGTON DC IN NIGERIA? AND TEXAS? TOO?  So there are casinos in Texas of Nigeria?
I need to visit this great country.