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HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by Telsidelake: 7:04pm On Sep 23, 2020
I wanted to write 'love yourself' 'vanity' etc and all that sh*t. But i deleted it. Nowadays, women go to plastic surgeons to change the way they look. Why not men?

My brother, it seems you are not earning an income yet.

Focus on your studies (if you are in school) so you can get a good job or start a business when you finish.

When you start making money, you will start eating well, dressing well, smelling like a bouquet of wood spice.

Naturally, you will gain weight. If you don't gain and you still have self esteem issues, you can try out weight gain pills.

In the meantime, love yourself. Develop the courage to laugh at yourself. It's not that deep. Comedians who are ugly use their ugliness to make jokes. By so doing, they are in control. You can't make jest of them because they acknowledge and accept their flaws.

All the best.








DaSkinnydude:
Good day Nairalanders

I'm posting this here cos this is one of the most active sections. Please I need your advice

I'm 20 years, normal height, decent looking, but I'm skinny AF.
I have very skinny wrists (and legs).
Heck, slightly below my rib cages i even have holes on both sides.

Even when i'm with friends, I don't pull off my shirt.
I've been having insecurities and self esteem issues because of this.


I love short sleeve shirts but I can't wear them.

I can't even wear a wristwatch.

I'm someone who likes a well built muscular body, but as of now I can't afford to maintain a steady diet (say a particular amount of calories a day).

To the body builders and health experts in the house, here are my questions -

(WITHOUT A STEADY DIET)
1 - With my current body, can I gain more muscle/weight through rigorous exercises (like calisthenics)/ gyyming ?

2- How can I make my thin wrists and legs thicker ?

3- To gain more weight, are there supplements I can take with my normal diet?

Cc: Neduluiz, Pansophist

Thanks in anticipation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Barnsley: Carabao Cup (6 - 0) On 23rd September 2020 by Telsidelake:
I miss Jose Mourinho undecided


Protect your income from devaluation and inflation.

Check out my posts and signature for how.

BusinessRe: What Can Five Naira Note Buy Nowadays? by Telsidelake: 3:33pm On Sep 23, 2020
There is a lesson to be learnt here for those willing to learn.

INVEST IN DOLLAR DENOMINATED INVESTMENTS.

DO NOT SAVE BACKWARDS.

Go to my posts for more info.

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Telsidelake: 3:29pm On Sep 23, 2020
Is there any hope for the future like this?! Govt say it is citizens that are at fault. Citizens say it is the fault of the Govt. Which way Nigeria??

And we don't even have a charismatic leader. There is a way you can be talking bullshit and people will believe because of how you present it and the force of your personality. Now most Nigerians do not have faith in the Presidency so why won't they hoard dollars? Why won't they japa to Canada? Some are even in Ghana under victimization.

Which way Nigeria o!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lokoja Tanker Explosion: Pupil, 9 Others Dead (Viewers Discretion) by Telsidelake: 12:56pm On Sep 23, 2020
God help us. May their souls rest in perfect peace. Death is not the end.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Telsidelake: 9:15am On Sep 23, 2020
Timekeeper:
AwesomeJ, I don't av a dorm account ooo..

But how do u guys invest in these things?
Honestly I need a good tip on how to invest at least btw the Range of 50k to 100k naira...

Pls what do u suggest I do and how can I do it??
You can check out my posts on dollar denominated investments.
InvestmentRe: Crowdfunding Investment Platforms And Options (non Agritech Categories) by Telsidelake: 10:38pm On Sep 22, 2020
enigmatique:
Hi everyone. So I did try to share what I've found about Rent.crowdy during the weekend but I got banned in the process. That was very sad.

I'm going to try again now. If you don't see the post, then it means that I've been banned again. That would be even more sad. But it is what it is.
Remove any website links from your post. Maybe that's the issue.
AdvertsRe: 5bedroom Architectural Bungalow Design For One Plot Of Land by Telsidelake: 2:32pm On Sep 18, 2020
@RayRay06677

Sir, you can try Volition Capital for that your investment you are confused about where to put it. Google Subomi Plumtre. She is a popular finance/investment person.
RomanceRe: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by Telsidelake: 6:52pm On Sep 17, 2020
jansonn:
Kai, maybe you should forward the story to segalink, ruggedman and police complaint on twitter, perhaps they can help!! Nigeria is just funny!!
Bros wey sabi. You are very up to date. This is the right way to solve this issue.
InvestmentRe: Talk naira: Scam Or Real? by Telsidelake: 3:55pm On Sep 15, 2020
Oyibo talk say there is a sucker born every minute. It is the people that invested in an obviously scam site i blame. How can someone generate such high rates of interest in a few days when he is not Aladdin. The site does not even look professional. And all the terms i am hearing about here "opportunity provider", "official exchanger" "provider collateral" etc points to an obvious scam venture. There are certain scams that are not obvious but for this one, over obvious dey worry am. I am sure those who invested were hoping it was a well established ponzi that would last for years. Nigerians love ponzi. If you are lucky, you double your money before it crashes. Unfortunately this one is more of scam than ponzi. The scammer is now feeling fly. I hope the authorities get him soon.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Telsidelake: 11:23am On Sep 15, 2020
emmanuelewumi:
Nothing.

Find out if your deposit is insured by NDIC.
Thank you.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Telsidelake: 11:13am On Sep 15, 2020
ahiboilandgas:
i dont have time for excuses ..Nigerias will alway remember why it will not be possible ..but Indians and labanese will always get the job done...
The Indians and lebanese leave their countries to shine in Nigeria. While Nigerians leave their country to shine in Canada. Sometimes it's about where you are not who you are. So you leave to the place that gives you that extra edge. Perhaps because the Nigerian Govt treats foreigners much better than their own citizens, that's why they do so well here.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Telsidelake: 11:04am On Sep 15, 2020
pluto09:
Can you provide any link to Carbon business website?
Recognizing a legit business is not that difficult.
It is getcarbon dot co Or google Payvest carbon. I don't want to put link.

The anti-bots in this place are kolomental.

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