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TheFacelessMan:


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Years back, at Ijebu Ode, I and my friends decided to do money rituals...

The herbalist asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight.

4 of us went to the cemetery that night and i shiver recalling the unspeakable things that happened that night...

It was dark and so silent we could all hear our hearts beating fast.

Halfway through our walk, we heard a horrible guttural sound

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A hyena was snacking on a fresh corpse

We interrupted him eating dinner!

Have you ever heard a hyena laugh ? It sounds like music Satan would dance to in Hell

After a long walk through a maze of grave stones... we got there.

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The Babalawo instructed us to all strip naked and choose a tomb to stand in front of...

We each carried a calabash on our heads containing the offering and Baba started chanting.


"NO MATTER WHAT, you MUST NOT LOOK BACK" no matter what! Baba said.

"Eyin oku ati eyin alijanu, omo ni momo eworks, eworks yeeee!"

After 20 minutes of incantations, his words started twisting and became strange and...

I clearly heard the concrete slab shift beneath me

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What happened next is difficult to describe...

You know the chill felt against your legs when you open the fridge ?

The temperature dropped to subzero... i am not ashamed to say this, i felt something warm trickling down my legs as i peed on myself

The cold crept up my ankles... to my calves...my buttocks... waist.... back

I felt a presence practically inches behind me and then cold hands of bone on either side of my neck...

My hands started trembling with my eyes screwed shut!

" AHHHHHHHHHHH" .... and i heard a sound of calabash crashing down and breaking, approximately 2 graves away!

That sounded very much like Shola, his nerve must have broken!

I heard what seemed like a woman's high pitched evil laughter.


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And Shola started making gurgling terrible sounds like he was being strangled...

I ran forward without daring to look back chanting " Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" zeetee

To be continued .....



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Kings999:
Guy keep quiet, fulanis are the problem in this country....

greatiyk4u:
Lolz

Freedom fighter indeed

No more oduduwa republic?

If yourubas stay in their own, laziness go kill them all.

Kings999:
The way fulanis comes on nairaland to tackle the Igbos as if Nigeria is there country, one useless fulanis guy was saying on a thread the army should kill all the igbos, I don't understand...
How stupid the Nigerians can be,
A fulani from Niger Republic is our president, we have fulanis in our government, we have fulanis in our military, fulanis are the one deciding for us how to rule our government, the money we get from oil from Southern Nigeria is sent to the fulanis and Niger Republic.. even if igbos didn't cause trouble in there land the fulanis will do so.. fulanis are the one to decide for Nigerians what will happen, I'm ashamed of this country..

THUNDER FIIIIIRRRRREEEE ALL THE BUHARI SUPPORTERS....

PlayMaker14:
I remember how Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) in this forum went all out to call former president Goodluck Jonathan unprintable names when the Naira fell to 180 per dollar at the official market in 2014.

Now, the lifeless Baba they enthroned, thinking he was the next best thing after Nelson Mandela promised to make the Naira equal to the Dollar....



And you still remember, oga una no go make heaven
We can now see how "Equal" the two currencies are in the market..

hakeem4:
The son looks like him. I wonder how his NURTW boys would look at Oluomo children bagging academic degrees, while they are bagging various degrees of injuries