Properties / Re: "Please Piss Here, Ogun Needs It": Hilarious Inscription On A Fence In Jos! by temitope277(m): 9:21pm On May 26, 2017 |
bukit05:
Jos na yorba land? ogun is a god in yoruba land, so na yoruba man get dat house |
Properties / Re: "Please Piss Here, Ogun Needs It": Hilarious Inscription On A Fence In Jos! by temitope277(m): 9:20pm On May 26, 2017 |
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Family / Re: Stop Gambling, Bet9ja Virtual Almost Destroyed My Future by temitope277(m): 9:19pm On May 26, 2017 |
datgoaldigger1:
It might seem like big money but that natural tendency in humans to gt something without effort will creep in again and you will go back and this time you might not be so lucky do you how much i bet to won that money?#100, and since then i've never stake more than #100 on a game |
Religion / Re: If Jesus Was God, How Could He Pray To God? Was Jesus Praying To Himself?” by temitope277(m): 9:14pm On May 26, 2017 |
he's just trying to teach us how to pray |
Celebrities / Re: Kokomaster, Dbanj Welcomed His First Child by temitope277(m): 8:58pm On May 26, 2017 |
congrats |
Romance / Re: Reason Why You Have A Small Joystick by temitope277(m): 8:58pm On May 26, 2017 |
my own is 1 ft |
Family / Re: Stop Gambling, Bet9ja Virtual Almost Destroyed My Future by temitope277(m): 8:55pm On May 26, 2017 |
what is this one saying? I once won #500,000 |
Foreign Affairs / Re: I Wish All Muslims A Joyful Ramadan – Trump by temitope277(m): 8:53pm On May 26, 2017 |
FieryJustice: Muslims be very scared coz that didn't come from his heart. ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) FieryJustice: Muslims be very scared coz that didn't come from his heart. |
Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Nigerian Man Shares Photos From His Traditional Wedding by temitope277(m): 8:17am On May 22, 2017 |
Arsenalholic1: That guy's moniker should be ding bat. I've seen most of his input here -- very shallow and petty.
Even if this man doesn't have money and the woman married him for love, that doesn't mean there aren't countless women out there who are after a man's money.
So why should that shut the mouth of the men who state the obvious (that (most) women are after money)?
i can bet it with u 95% of them chase money |
Celebrities / Re: Billboard Music Awards: Drake Breaks Adele's Record With 13 Wins by temitope277(m): 8:01am On May 22, 2017 |
nice of him |
Romance / Re: Police Are Now Bible Students!!! by temitope277(m): 7:57am On May 22, 2017 |
sexybbstar:
A police officer stopped a pastor for speeding. The Pastor seeing trouble, yelled back: “I am a pastor going to church not a thief” The officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing out. Anyway, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it.” The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to prove his honesty and to be freed.
“Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me.” Said the police man. Incredulously, The Pastor opened the recommended text and it reads: “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny” The perplexed man of God upon interpretation “QUIETLY”made an “offering” of 500 Naira to his newly found “preacher. ”
The Officer collected his bribe and said to the pastor, “End of the matter. Go quickly in peace and never argue that policemen collect bribe. We only settle matters quickly and peacefully with all offenders instead of taking them to court to be thrown into prison. It's part of our job."
*just a joke* ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) sexybbstar:
A police officer stopped a pastor for speeding. The Pastor seeing trouble, yelled back: “I am a pastor going to church not a thief” The officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing out. Anyway, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it.” The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to prove his honesty and to be freed.
“Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me.” Said the police man. Incredulously, The Pastor opened the recommended text and it reads: “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny” The perplexed man of God upon interpretation “QUIETLY”made an “offering” of 500 Naira to his newly found “preacher. ”
The Officer collected his bribe and said to the pastor, “End of the matter. Go quickly in peace and never argue that policemen collect bribe. We only settle matters quickly and peacefully with all offenders instead of taking them to court to be thrown into prison. It's part of our job."
*just a joke* |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Christian Militias Slaughter Up To 30 Muslim In Central African Republic by temitope277(m): 7:42am On May 22, 2017 |
bkool7:
Don't be cruel na me do am? u dont have to tell me that,go to central africa rebuplic. |
Romance / Re: Physically Challenged Nigerian Man Shares Photos From His Traditional Wedding by temitope277(m): 7:31am On May 22, 2017 |
dingbang: This picture will shut the mouths of those saying women are after money who told u that man has no money |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Christian Militias Slaughter Up To 30 Muslim In Central African Republic by temitope277(m): 7:26am On May 22, 2017 |
IJOBA2: AHH YOUR AFONJA MUSLIM BROTHERS WILL PLACE FATWA ON YOUR HEAD NOW ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) i dey wait for dem 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Wins Four 2017 Billboard Music Awards by temitope277(m): 7:17am On May 22, 2017 |
i love this guy, may god bless you more |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Christian Militias Slaughter Up To 30 Muslim In Central African Republic by temitope277(m): 7:12am On May 22, 2017 |
very good 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Gets Jumbo Share Of N1.4trn Q1 Allocation by temitope277(m): 5:32am On May 22, 2017 |
let me see what akeredolu will do with that 10billion |
Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Gorgeous In New Photos by temitope277(m): 5:28am On May 22, 2017 |
she is beautiful 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: See The Complete List Of Winners At The Billboard Music Awards, Wizkid bags 3 by temitope277(m): 4:53am On May 22, 2017 |
incredible! I love wizkid, more blessing to your elbow |
Politics / Re: Nothing Must Happen To Fani-kayode, South/middle Belt Group Replies North by temitope277(m): 4:47am On May 22, 2017 |
end of part 1 5 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: This Naming Of University After Some People Can Be Funny O! Imagine This... by temitope277(m): 8:54am On May 21, 2017 |
wat of federal university oye-ekiti(fuoye) now turn to general adebayo adeyinka university(gaau) 1 Like |
Education / Re: Okun Land Full Of Professors But No Single University In The Land. by temitope277(m): 8:48am On May 21, 2017 |
wow! Wonderful |
Car Talk / Re: What's The Taxi Brand In Your Town? by temitope277(m): 7:38am On May 21, 2017 |
nissan,mazda,toyota |
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Celebrities / Re: I Went Through A Lot To Become A Better Person – Tiwa Savage Husband Teebillz by temitope277(m): 4:17pm On May 20, 2017 |
wetin corncyn me |
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Kills Two Soldiers In Borno by temitope277(m): 7:00am On May 19, 2017 |
go to sahara reporters |
Politics / Female Suicide Bomber Kills Two Soldiers In Borno by temitope277(m): 6:01am On May 19, 2017 |
Two soldiers have been killedin a suicide attack at a military checkpoint in konduga,borno state,the police said on thursday. The female suicide bomber,according to a statement by the spokesman for the police in borno state, victor isuku, donated the explosive strapped on her at a military checkpoint just in front of an internally displaced persons'camp. Isuku said"information received from the police in konduga has it that on wednesday,17/5/17,at about 7:30pm,a female suicide bomber detonated an explosive strapped to her body by mashimari by a military checkpoint behind the internally displaced persons camp at konduga. The police spokesman said the attack claimed two soldiers. he said the scene of the crime was visited by the EOD team of the police. Isuku said normalcy had been restores in the area while the area was still being monitored.
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Nairaland / General / Re: Unbelievable!!! Wetin Buhari Find Go Church For London? by temitope277(m): 10:16pm On May 18, 2017 |
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Celebrities / Re: "I Still Want My Woman To Serve Me Food And Kneel Down—9ice by temitope277(m): 5:57pm On May 17, 2017 |
i support it too |
Food / Re: Report: Nigeria Leads In Beer Consumption by temitope277(m): 5:50pm On May 17, 2017 |
hmm?naija |
Phones / Re: . by temitope277(m): 9:10pm On May 16, 2017 |
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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerian Drug Dealers Arrested In U.K. by temitope277(m): 6:36pm On May 16, 2017 |
NCANs Ondo branch 1 Like 1 Share |