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@Jeovy
Let me try u then.Abi

Gives ben a nice cool Hugs[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Yes i sell come use the money buy some boxers for u becos u had non.
Why you want make we dey wash our dirty linens for public ?

Is someone trying to jump into a case close or What Becos " I can't shout o"

Am also on line with the joke. I dey gbadu u. I dey roll along with u.

I can't even Kiss u becos u grow up with the burnt teeth and the offence odour

In that case, I Close U. NO more transaction btw us. No more cash or Kind Again.Case Close.

I don't mind modelling for close up . Olodo
But u can't becos ur teeth is burnt and has an offence odour to back it up.

@ben
Y don't u too enta bike come Nig
Y are u confused

@ben

@clem
Do we have amebo in this room

@ben~jay
U're not serious

@Alex
This laugh irritate someone talkless of kiss it NA die straight

@ ben
So i think u like me so u want me to mount bike from Nigeria here to ur so called Ghana Accra. THank u

Ok i'll get it for u. Where do u want to collect it.

@ben~jay
Did the guy tell u what he was dreaming about. I will like to know what the DAy dream is all about in the condition.

Ur place will be a better place. there will be no distraction, I'll be able to pay in KINd very well. So how can i get to ur Place Mr KINDER

@ben~jay
Na only go see that but u wouldn't see that the short guy is not comfortable

So how can i pay this.

Am sure there are not paying the same amount If yes then the short man is a FOOL. Imagining that

@ben~jay
Na u i go pay to. When do u intend collecting it

I enjoy the joke but i didn't understand the last joke. Keep it up

@clemcykul
How many boxer do u want i can u get as many as u want from my guy

@jaymobb

so ladies do not b discouraged or heart broken e go reach every babe 4 here
[quote][/quote]Including ur babe too abi.

@ oranges
But ur girlfriend also kiss him. So i know u've kiss her too So u'll be admitted too

Na true talk be that

U made me laugh

In some area not even a flash. After 5mins light they will surely hold it as they name is Power HOlding for 2days. Power Holding Indeed

[my granpa told me this jokes 99 years ago
[quote][/quote]When ur granpa told u this joke 99yrs ago so what are u waiting for becos my now u've expired

Nice cartoon u got here. BUt do u read the news in d newspaper or u read cartoon?

Anyone that is ready to kiss that lip of him should be ready to be admitted on a sick bed for at least 2weeks And everymin there will be a toothbrush , chewing stick, original pako beside

The Italian tomato Garden

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and describes his predicament

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my trouble would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear dad,
Don’t dig up that garden.
That’s where I buried the bodies.
Love Vinnie

The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding the any bodies. They apologized to the man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That’s the best I could do under the circumstances
Love you, Vinnie