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Nice jokes u have there. Keep it up i dey enjoy u

mohawkchic:
~Your point been



~You know its real easy to just go to the next post if you've read it before,am sure there are people out here who hvent read it!!

You guys should just try and appreciate for once. Of course if've read it b4 u can move to the other post without commenting at all.

That is exactly true

ituen:
the guy is a big idiot. na wetin the woman get wey go make am jam motor?

The guy na real fool becos there is no exposion or whatsoever that can make him look and go die like that

A HOle indeed.

~Wait . . make his head come out ask am!!
[quote][/quote]exactly make the head come out make u ask the head waitin he dey look for

A nice question to asked

ituen:
my wives allow me to flirt

They take the decision on who i'll marry

Did u say ur wives allow u.Y wouldn't they allow when there are more than 1. Just take it easy o.

I can now prepare some meals

I work presently as a receptionist but the take home is nothing to take about i've being managing it but now it is afecting me.

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=147649.msg2459302#msg2459302 date=1215169393]hmmmmmmmmmmmmm '''Thinking of where to start from'' [/quote]Start from somewhere

Good one

That is Cool

BENEFIT OF SMILE
Smile shows friendship
Smile makes new friends
Smile makes other people’s day brighter
Smile improves your day
Smile looks better than a frown
Smile puts other at ease
Smile is always enjoyable to give and take
Smile leaves favorable impression
Smile makes you look happy, confidence.
So, my dear friend… Never leave the smile from face
Keep Smiling…………………………….

I never believe say na like so grammar be. No grammatical error in all. Correct English

A relief indeed.

That is a good lesson

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore.
They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that that they should returned to the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30 pm. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairway under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.
After 1st sardarji finished his story in the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, “I have a sad story to say, but I will tell at the end only”. Then the 2nd sardarji finished his story and 3rd finished his story finally they reached the 100th floor. Then the 1st sardarji asked what the sad story was. The 3rd said “I forgot the room key which is on manager’s table”.
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the 2nd sardarji after crossing the 33 floors from said “I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”. They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the 2nd sardarji said “The keys were in my pocket only”
With anger and full tired, they once again started from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the 3rd sardarji said, “I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”
Then they reached the 100th floor and they asked the 3rd sardarji about the sad story, he replied;
“This is not our hotel, it is on the other side of the road, opposite to this….!!!

There must be a spoken good english teacher for this place.

Hi,
Some people are of little faith. If u beleive u know he can do it He will surely Do It for U.So, those may be true depending on the person's faith and believe.