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Cool |
Are u a lucky or unlucky teenager |
What's next |
I don't understand the joke who be the bushmeat and the hunter for here |
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kate.' |
The dog want to pray too. Abeg don't disturb o |
Does that mean after 14 bottles u still det kanpe |
That was cool. Nice one |
The kid try to obey his sunday school teacher. Not his fault. |
Nice one |
;d |
Bask Mask Mash Dash Sack Lack Mops Cops Soup Tops MOps Poke Pose Lose Poet |
lexicon:Exactly she go enter stock market and go plc straight |
My Bday is 14th Dec |
I don't mind too.This is my mail. t2dtop4eva@yahoo.com |
Must Lust Tuts Puts Bars Cars Stab Tabs Stub Bust |
Today was be really bad for u. i can see that omo u need special prayer. But 'm sure for the next 2days u would sleep close to ur wife. Pele, Sorry ![]() |
Mist List Last Fast Star altar Bats Cats Bits Hits |
Or like this Stow Host Most You can only change one letter Can i change HOST to HOES THEN THE ANSWER IS M O S H O E S S T O W |
Can it be this stew hast must |
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived together One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get drowned. Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. Every feeling boarded the boat Only 1 feeling was left. Love got down to see who it was, It was EGO, Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also the water was rising. Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was made to love dies with ego on the island, At last all the feelings escape and Love Love is ready to Dies because of EGO So, Kill ego and Save Love Who is ready to do that |
A good eyesight with a bad memory. What is the important of him then |
It can't me . The slipper is in between u and clem |
That is cool |
who come get the slippers. Clem or Kay |
I'll go for the rich man since he is impotent.With time i'll teach him how to be sexually active. |
That was nice post |
I wonder o .What will be the tittle of the drama |
That is nice.Plenty food(grass) is excess |
Old joke but cool |
Still nice to laugh at |
That was a long conversation oooooooooooooooooooo. |
