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TV/Movies › Re: Court Stops Dstv From Hiking Subscription Fees by tempem: 6:28am On Apr 08, 2015

Better.....

. They really need that....

Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Shares Hilarious Post From Nairaland by tempem: 6:25am On Apr 08, 2015

NL..........

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russians Hacked The White House - CNN by tempem: 5:48am On Apr 08, 2015

"U.S. Don't negotiate with terrorist"

I always love this statements when watching movies....

Celebrities › Re: Do You Guys Know Singer Akon's Real Name? It's Hilarious... by tempem: 5:41am On Apr 08, 2015

Waoh....

That's not cool.

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious And Funny Pictures That Will Make Your Day (updated) by tempem: 11:24pm On Apr 07, 2015

3rd
And
2nd Rocks!

Romance › Re: If It Were You What Will You Ask For? by tempem: 11:21pm On Apr 07, 2015

lasstropinky:
There is this guy in your fellowship; gentle and handsome even sistos flock to have a pose with him. Somehow somehow you get close and you realize he needs help in publishing the book he has just written.

You helped him to finance his book and over a million copy was sold throughout the world. He became popular throughout the world and only then do you realize he is a potential singer.

You helped exploit his gift and just soon enough he released his album and over 5 million copy were sold in just a month. His fame was all over the world that he was termed and tagged "World best singer".

Though he has the fame he is still single and of lately has been showing affection towards you; not that lately, it has been there before you helped him. And you were aware of your feelings for him but you can't just bring yourself to tell him how you feel as he couldn't do the same because of shyness.

So one day,having no way to supress his feeling any longer said this to you "Ask one thing you want from me and I will give it to you

If It Were You What Will You Ask For?

Neatly and Nicely arranged.... I must credit that..

I'll ask for his love.....

Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Capture Alagarno In Borno State (pics) by tempem: 10:49pm On Apr 07, 2015

Raw weapon.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by tempem: 10:47pm On Apr 07, 2015

JeffreyJamez:
oya dey go

Ha!
*Felt a huge relieve* Rolls tongue in and out to test run, whether it's hasn't gone beyond its elastic limit. *
Clean my knees* went straight to the frontage*

Bang the door, saw him coming, then I ran, got to the gate, did the same... And I left. ...

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by tempem: 10:34pm On Apr 07, 2015

JeffreyJamez:
for?

I haven't been released nah....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by tempem: 10:25pm On Apr 07, 2015

JeffreyJamez:
you no well o lol

Agreed!

Let her come first...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by tempem: 10:20pm On Apr 07, 2015

JeffreyJamez:
huh?

Duh!

I mean the gun....

You thought I was asking about your body... Lol!

*rolls tongue* unfortunately, he grabbed it, knelt down and started pleading.... *
Charijee, the unofficial w*fe... Please come and plead on my behalf... *

I need to be home now, am late...