₦airaland Forum

bashir:
You do know any ldiot can edit wikipedia huh?

Same way they updated your bio....



Lol!

Lol...



I knew it.

quicyvictor:
too much of Nigeria sun is affecting your brain.

You talk too much, haba!

Nigerians....






We are so creative...............


I must surely eat pounded yam and egunshi before 8pm....

SageOfSixPaths:
Yeah! This was during the announcement of elections.. with close to 5000 members in the politics section alone..

Pictures below

Lol,




Nigerians can be hilarious.

Footba

Pebcak:
lol i have my mask on

Lol ojuju calabar.

JediGrace:
Just calling on God would do no good.

You've shown your stand.......


It's up to you......

JediGrace:
Their past records have shown terrible flaws in Character. Their best is not enough for the change people are looking for

And now, to whom do we call on- God himself!

That's if you believe in God, and if you don't.... Then you rather allow continual downtrodden.

TheChosenOne1:
Civil Unrest...

Lol...



Mouth loose?

Mouth braced?


Both has ads and dis.

What am quite sure of is, humans can't direct themselves perfectly.




Minimize your expectations so that you won't meet huge disappointments..


They can only try their very best, that is, if they so wish.

It used to....




I have sweet life to monitor, my dear brother.

Hawlahscho:
*text updated* civil WAR.

Am an illiterate... I usually find it hard to understand things like this... Biko!

tayebest:
try another one, this is a politics platform

Lol.. Then..

You were right when you said

*Text missing*

Nigerians are really hilarious!

tayebest:
When he has not been decleared?? I smell civil *some text missing*

*Text got back!*
Civil Engineering..


Or, is it kinda different?

Pebcak:
SAI BABA

OGA JEGA HOW MARKET NA
Patiently waiting for you o bros to declare BUHARI/OSINBAJO as president and vice president elect
Meanwhile I get enough popcorn to keep me awake eyes wide open ears wide open and mouth busy munching pop corn


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Ain't a politician, you might not have seen me before...





Na Goat ah dey see wey carry popcorn nah... Where you dey? Or na you? Lol.. Na Joke I dey oh.

Foreign weed lele yii oo

Lol.. Congratulations

Habayomie:
so Nokia is da Boss

Na today?



Lumia has the best camera nah.



Nokia, rocks... No hassle.

That's weird.....

perfectionist:
Nairalanders, I'm in a quagmire! About one week ago, my mother came to visit my family with her sister and a friend. After the preliminary greetings and felicitations, I proceeded to take leave of my guests in order to go and service my car, leaving them in the hands of my wife after having provided some refreshments for them.
Now, my wife and mother have no love lost between them and barely get along but the joviality they displayed together in my presence combined with the fact that my mother's sister and friend were also around made me to believe all will be well and nothing will go wrong.
No sooner had I left home than I received a frantic call from my wife to return quickly that all hell had broken loose.
Upon getting home, I found my mother and my wife on the 3-seater going at each other with both wailing. I managed to separate them and proceeded to find the cause of the fight. I was told by the two onlookers (mother's sister and a friend) that my wife prevented my mother from taking some photos of the child dedication we did a few weeks back from the photo album. This incensed my mother and led to my wife being slapped following which all hell was broken loose. My mother even sustained a deep scratch on her face.
Now, my family members have insisted that my wife must leave the house for committing this abomination (their words, not mine). Indeed, my mother has told me in no uncertain terms that mother and son relationship has ended as long as my wife continues to remain in the house.
I love my wife and has two young children with her but this whole issue has complicated things.
What should I do? Your candid advice and suggestions will be appreciated.

Will you end up marrying your mother?


See, the fact is, your family is outta your own independent family.

Don't let anyone toil with your wife, allow them to respect her.


If they should tell you, you've been brainwashed, tell them it's none of their business.... You own your family, they own theirs .......



I've been planning big for my wife... Would not allow anyone meddle in our affairs; even my own mother... I so much respect my mum and love her, but not on matters that concerns my own family...

Lol
......




Ladies ND Cash....


God bless tomiwa( my......) she's just too....

danbrowndmf:
oboi eh,omo see Shuning!

Lol, you see am
?


My eye no dey oh.

she didn't have my time.

Boss's...

Have you forgotten this popular inscription? "Fragile!- Handle with care"


Well, handle her with care...


She's fragile, you can't expect her to be perfect...




I'm presently facing same stuff..... But I've learnt to let her not feel like I correct excessively..

She's also a wife material, but just that you can't get married to a perfect mate.

Don't quote me wrong... Correct and pet her, she'll feel safe, she wouldn't see you as a nagger.

Randy91:
only one way is DAT she will swear with "AMadioha"DAT she is a VIRGEN b4 u get down on her!!!

How about swearing with her eye...." Ah go just tell her to swear with her two eyes.. That they should go blind if she hasn't been laid....... She wouldn't wanna do that.

Na wa oh..... Mama peace will always be mama peace.

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