₦airaland Forum

dakeskese:
hahahahahhahahahahhaha...kai! my bro, u funny! I get ur points sha. 1luv!

Lolzzz Lots of luv from here too

dakeskese:
hahahahahhahahahahhaha...kai! my bro, u funny! I get ur points sha. 1luv!

Lolzzz Lots of luv from here

dakeskese:
My able Professor of Miracles... are u now telling me that God is not real? Since He now respects age and nature...
Tell me at what age Sarah got pregnant? Didnt God defy nature?

Alaye! ur argument is baseless...

So in your submission, God should return his age from 84 to 34 for him to continue ruling till eternity? Lol

In a sane society, bubu would have been relegated to the old peoples' home where the govt takes full responsibility of caring for them and not the other way round. There is time for everything

Greenbullet:
I believe, you are truly from that school.

It was typo bro, didn't want to stress myself modifying it. All the same tnx

dakeskese:
Such razzmatazz!!!

I am not impressed.

Where is Adeboye wen u need him?
Where is TB Joshua?
Where is Apostle Sule?
Where are all those powerful Islamic Clerics in Ilorin?

Let one of them do the needful.
Let one of them heal him.

I am so sad cus my dear President is incapacitated. I am sincerely sad.
If all those miracles are not staged, let these clerics save this country.

ONE LOVE NIGERIA!!!

Shut up if you have nothing meaningful to say.

Heal someone that age and nature has caught up with? Don't men of God die? Didn't Jesus Christ die?

When your time has come nobody can stop it

Wow

That was my school, a school that was built on a rock that never fails.

Truly shalomites are great and are really making waves wherever they found themselves.

I'm proudly a Shalomite

I read Ababio and P N okeke twice few weeks before our WAEC exam. A JSS1 Shalomite once won a reading competition for all secondary schools in Enugu state.

If you dull, SAN go sharpen your brain to the fullest. Parents were sending their kids from abroad to SAN.

I must confess the school groomed me, all thanks to the director Dr willy Onu and wife

Is he coming back to go back later? Or

Is he just coming back to be seen only on Fridays during prayers?

Is he coming back in order to douse the tension of any possible move for his impeachment? Or

Is he coming back for Aisha for the oza room things?

Is he coming back to hand over properly to his vice?

Is he coming on a wheelchair or clutches since we neither saw his picture nor heard his voice while he was in London? Or

Is he coming back to sign some documents for our dear cabals?

Finally, is he coming to take more tax payers money for further treatment?

By the time this senile old man is through with our collective wealth, davido's akant go don dey clock 80 billion

NwaAmaikpe:


Award For Best Diaspora (LONDON) Feature
"General Muhammadu Buhari" - Nigeria

Award For Achievement in Short-Music video Production
"Dino Melaye" -Nigeria


Award For Achievement in Make-Belief and Lies.
"Lai Mohammed" - Nigeria


Award For Best Actor in a Supporting Role
"Prof Osinbanjo" - Nigeria

Award For Achievement in Make-Up
"Bobrisky"

Award For Best Comedy
"Gov Yahaya Bello, APC and the Recall saga."

Hahahahaha

NwaAmaikpe:


Award For Best Diaspora (LONDON) Feature
"General Muhammadu Buhari" - Nigeria

Award For Achievement in Short-Music video Production
"Dino Melaye" -Nigeria


Award For Achievement in Make-Belief and Lies.
"Lai Mohammed" - Nigeria


Award For Best Actor in a Supporting Role
"Prof Osinbanjo" - Nigeria

Award For Achievement in Make-Up
"Bobrisky"

Award For Best Comedy
"Gov Yahaya Bello, APC and the Recall saga."

Hahahahaha!!! Walahi you this boi is nor well

Which one is "accumulated" leave again?

Thought he was already on "accumulated" sick leave all this while and if he was not then on whose expense?

This country is dead just like her president

Wow

its real

NwaAmaikpe:


Hello Chinazom,

I learnt you've been terribly upset all day because of your period.
Your dad is worried as all he has done to explain to you that this is normal hasn't soothed you. So he made a post on FB asking us to talk to you,
As if that wasn't enough somebody brought it to NL.
So I'm guessing you'd read this and heed the advice of a sage.

Sorry dear, periods are actually very normal and show you are okay; it is the shedding of endometrial tissue from the womb that is released through the vagina in the form of blood and it occurs in cycles.

I understand you hate your periods.
So do I,
So do most men too.
It is the dreaded rainy day when Johnny Bravo cannot play comfortably without getting dirty or catching something.
It is also the number one excuse given to us why we can't debbé.
It's also a sign that all the shooting and positioning were in vain.

You really shouldn't be upset with your body, you should be upset with your dad who does not know that some things should not be discussed on social media where uninhibited thinkers and talkers like me live.
Now, we can even draw your menstrual calendar thanks to your dad.

I know this makes you hate him more... You really should.

Just in case your dad didn't enlighten you, please note you can stop your periods for as long as 9months.
All you have to do is creep into your parents' room each time you hear their bed squeak and watch or you could learn from a few educative sites on the internet.


Do have a beautiful day Chinazom


Yours Sincerely,
NwaAmaikpe Akweke NwaAroOkeigbo!

NwaAmaikpe NwaUtobo Nwangene NwaUturukpa.....

You started off well but ended badly. Although most times i love to hate your posts but this piece really cracked me up big time

Piiko:
You were going to collapse our economy good thing you were kicked out, maturity is you going back to pay homage to someone you outed in the past, karma isn't nice

Hahahaha! just look at this kid "collapse your economy"? . If i may ask how has your so called economy faired under the vegetable?

Piiko:
You were going to collapse our economy good thing you were kicked out, maturity is you going back to pay homage to someone you outed in the past, karma isn't nice

Hahahaha! just look at this kid. If i may ask how has your so called economy faired under the vegetable?

fiftynaira:
What's is toscana??
It's tuscanny more spellings fall on you

What's tuscanny again?
I guess you left your sense inside your mama's womb.
No offence tho

Of course nobi only 30 years old, na 03 years old em dey.
These guys should fear God for once

edenhazard:
How can I join the hoc family

You always put on flat slippers on your breasts

edenhazard:
ojukwu is in hell

Why are you wearing slippers on your breasts?

Yes I'm loving this!

Very soon it will dawn on you almarjiris that no can stop what is about hitting Nigeria

Just imagine this midget saying that buhari has restructured Nigeria. I guess he meant restructured into poverty, hardship, social injustice and inequity, disobedience to rule of law etc..

This child molester and empty-headed cow should take several seats abeg

lartty:
Oh thanks for the enlightment.

You're welcome dear!

If not skull hunters who else
NCAN nationwide chairmen over to you

lartty:
Please who are the NCANS u people are emphasising on.

NCAN- Name Checkers Association of Nigeria.

They have branches in all the 36 states of the federation headed by the president or chairman as the case may be.

They have the responsibility of checking the names, regions and tribes of achievers or culprits in crimes as the case may be
on nairaland.

What sort of name is this?

They knew this news would get to nairaland FP with the speed of light.

I strongly suspect a deliberate act to frustrate the teeming NCAN members on here

mayemmie1:
The man should not have brot his mom to the house in the first place.
he should know that it's difficult for wives and mother-in-laws to cohabit. Not that I'm supporting his wife's actions.

Common sense not common at all.

So he should have rented an apartment for the mother because of fear of the woman he used his money to marry?

From your comment you are justifying the action of that insane woman, I bet you try that with me and know if you will live the next day to tell the story

You are not any different from that devilish woman

lolita1020:
is this man okay?
i doubt

Another evil genius on the loose

Evaberry:
the mother in law is indeed a witch
that's why she's paralysed..


the man needs to be castrated that's why I keep saying men are scum

only a foolish man will protect his witchcraft mother

You're half human half devil.

I really pity the people around you.

NwaAmaikpe:


The woman's husband is very brave.

There is nothing more painful than seeing a man who can't stand up to his wife when she disrespects his family.

To think she dragged a woman (mother-in-law) paralysed with stroke on the ground calling her names and even starving her.

Kudos to her husband for his job on her eye. Now it won't be so easy for her to identify witches.

The very first time you spoke like a human being, i sincerely hope it won't be your last tho. Keep it up

Jazzlite:
You bought this car for less than 700k... So what's with the million Naira price?

I tire o. I shocked when i saw one million, I was like what da fuccck!

pathfinder 2003?

SirWere:
How exaxtly was Nigeria built on Wickedness??
why do you folks always seek to speak evil about the country you reside??
Funny enough, if a European call you stupid dumb African, you go vex

Who is this dumb fellow again? You should answer these pertinent questions sincerely

Was the southern and northern protectorates not fused together by British for their selfish and wicked interest?

Who wrote the constitution of Nigeria and was it not coined from the onset by the military to favour a particular section? Is that not an act of wickedness?

If your beloved country wasn't founded on wickedness, why the agitations everywhere since its invention?

People with different ideology, culture, attitude, upbringing, language, mode of dressing, food, stature and posture etc...are held together against their wish, what is it if not wickedness?

And so on and on....

So kid if you ain't got anything to say don't embarrass yourself further and keep shut

ItuExchange:
Oh Lord. Please grant us peace in this country!



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There is no peace for the wicked. This contraption called Nigeria was founded on wickedness, so tell me how she can have peace?