₦airaland Forum

izzou:
The cost of running this country is very high. The problem of this country is not really about what party rules, but the fact that we spend so much maintaining irrelevant positions.

Thats just the fact bro! Some positions need to be scrapped..

Gurumaharaji:
Doctors have wash bitter leaf wit some girls womb thru abortion...It just a way to avoid story dat touches d heart
meanwhile, testing is allowed b4 buying goods

so after u test nd see it as bad goods, you'll now throw it away shey?? Y won't she chase you for dream...

Gurumaharaji:
Doctors have wash bitter leaf wit some girls womb thru abortion...It just a way to avoid story dat touches d heart
meanwhile, testing is allowed b4 buying goods

so after u test nd see it as bad goods, you'll now throw it away shey?? Y won't she chase for dream...

Gurumaharaji:
Doctors have wash bitter leaf wit some girls womb thru abortion...It just a way to avoid story dat touches d heart
meanwhile, testing is allowed b4 buying goods

so after u test nd see it as bad good, you'll now throw it away shey?? Y won't she chase for dream...

Pastafarian:
Suffer, suffer for world
Enjoy for Heaven
Christians go dey yab
"In Spiritum Heavinus"
Muslims go dey call
"Allahu Akbar"

Open you eye everywhere
Archbishop na miliki
Pope na enjoyment
Imam na gbaladun


Archbishop dey enjoy
Pope self dey enjoy
Imam self dey enjoy
My brother wetin you say?
My brother wetin you say?

My sister wetin you go hear?
My sister wetin you go hear?
Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca
Archbishop dey for London
Pope dey for Rome
Imam dey for Mecca

Amen!
My people them go dey follow Bishop
Them go follow Pope
Them go follow Imam
Them go go for London
Them go go for Rome
Them go go for Mecca
Them go carry all the money
Them go juba Bishop
Juba Pope
Juba Imam
Then them go start to yab themselves

wait oo, is this hip hop or R&B or reggae?

ajalawole:
All na for show off, when bro don jazzy dey do the needful. Wizkid grow up jawe

reverse is d case for u bro! U knw notin abt him nd hw he show love to his pple, so never judge.

lifestyle1:
Don Jassy gave a follower 95k today for his school fee.

nd hw can dat bring back our bubu

brightballer:
Yes. Any problem with that?

Not really! But u smell one.

brightballer:
.I laugh at these one calling Olamide Baddo a finished artiste.
Olamide will continue to be the grandmaster of street rap. He doesn't need to sing RandB or Gospel before you appreciate him.
He has paid his dues and has brought many to limelight.
If anyone disses him, just Pepenazi and LilKesh are enough to kill them with diss tracks.

seems u'r one of d street he's talking about...

GreenMavro:
Streets b like...egbon Olamide, who u epp?




Don't ask me who is the bread winner of my family.. None of my family members has ever joined a bread competition.
Ever had sex with a stammerer.You will think she is laughing not knowing she is trynna tell you"harder."You will hear,"hahahaha"

Lol, werey re ooo

DonCortino:
Y

Why are u insulting me nah? Are you the op?
Did I mention you? Did u even read what d op posted? Why the insult?

ok no vex but u shld av exclude d other celebrities nd face d op nd tekno alone.

DonCortino:
Y

Why are u insulting me nah? Are you the op?
Did I mention you? Did u even read what d op posted? Why the insult?

ok bo vex but u shld av exclude d other celebrities nd face d op nd tekno alone.

op! Abeg go sit down. Did wizkid announce d amount he was paid or did sony even announce dey've signed him

DonCortino:
E dey pain u say davido n wizkid never get dat kain deal?

#Fool!!! Na rubbish u just dey talk for mouth.
Wizkid neva announce any sony deal neither did sony announce any deal with him, so whats d characteristics of ur adversity??

DonCortino:
E dey pain u say davido n wizkid never get dat kain deal?

#Fool!!! Na rubbish u just dey talk for mouth.
Wizkid neva announce any sony deal neither did sony any with him deal, so whats d characteristics of ur adversity??

Virginkpekus:
According to the Oxford dictionary, digital penetration refers to the forceful insertion of a digitally powered device into a virginkpekus

if i slap d hell of mary K out of ur shaky foundation u'll see analogue powered device ni..

ShitHead:
Which one is digital penetration again Nigeria?! He fucck am through Skype ni? Next we go hear again nah pumping machine penetration.

Lol, e be like say na through Snapchat e take penetrate am.

Epositive:
muslim clerics and their lust for teenagers is quite alarming
#positivevibes

dey shld just castrate this unfortunate mad man dat call himself a cleric.

(In reeky's voice) your problem is your problem, you go join hands togeda nd solve am..

Kusoko:
The problem with you people and Nigerians are,1) You don't like the truth.2) You listen to rumours.3) Get Rich quick syndrome.

that is why you went and paid 15k and pull out before they explained how the biz is ran,(rumour) because you heard that GNLD is selling drugs, After you will go and sink your live in MMM or ponzi schemes going on now,when your money is taken from you ,you will blame burhari. I am GNLD Diamond and in a South Africa trip as i am writing to you. Why they use aliases is people like you have cursed the name of GNLD so much that most still have this archaic one track mind of stagnation in live thinking. GNLD ha moved on from selling drugs from house to house. you better go back and let them teach you the buisness. It is not a quick money buisness but a good solid investment. Give it a trial the next 6 months you will thank your stars. Best luck.

i understand your point, but as a student who i'm, my problem is that am nt finacially stable to continue the business, not that i opt out completely...

Kusoko:
The problem with you people and Nigerians are,1) You don't like the truth.2) You listen to rumours.3) Get Rich quick syndrome.

that is why you went and paid 15k and pull out before they explained how the biz is ran,(rumour) because you heard that GNLD is selling drugs, After you will go and sink your live in MMM or ponzi schemes going on now,when your money is taken from you ,you will blame burhari. I am GNLD Diamond and in a South Africa trip as i am writing to you. Why they use aliases is people like you have cursed the name of GNLD so much that most still have this archaic one track mind of stagnation in live thinking. GNLD ha moved on from selling drugs from house to house. you better go back and let them teach you the buisness. It is not a quick money buisness but a good solid investment. Give it a trial the next 6 months you will thank your stars. Best luck.

i understand your point, but as a student who i'm, my problem is that am nt finacially stable to continue the business, not that i opt out completely

Need some xplanation ooo, i taught Tecno phone was owned by chinese. How come its nw a Nigeria owner

AshawoGirl:
Who will take me out this val?

would u like to go to iya dunni??

desquad:
please o, what's the difference between the fornicating on 14th and the fornicating every other day?

Lol, its more legal on the 14th than any other day.

madridguy:
What are you waiting for? Run to the hospital and stop using your friend as a proxy.

Caught in d act..

Atmmachine:

Why are you looking for job ??

You're just greedy

Upon the 30k monthly money Buhari is giving us, you still want extra income

Next week Buhari will start giving school children free meal

I pray that Buhari will rule Nigeria for 100 years

E be like sau thunder wan fire you!!!

06013276dc:
Pls Excuse my poor writing (narrating) skills.
After so much time on nairaland, i had gathered so much knowledge of how to recognise GNLD coys, what their recruitment invitation looks like and all that. For all these while i never fell victim of their tactics.
But like they will say, Man proposes but God disposes.

Shebi jejely i was in my house when someone called me that he spoke to someone about my joblessness and was told i shld come for an interview in some company. Truly the person he spoke to called me and gave address, when i asked what d name of d coy is,she said i shldnt worry,its an international coy,i shld jst come for the interview. Searched the address on nairaland but couldn't get any tangible info.
So, i went.
I couldn't leave even when i noticed upon stepping into d building people were registering the code such as Admin/HR in dia text invite so my supposed helper wont say i concluded too fast.

We were ushered in, given 10 objective questions to answer. After then a guy came in and spoke about attitude blablabla, then d supposed HR personnel came in and started with her own lecture too...on how irrelevant dia grandfather's (nt mine) certificate wont fend for them, on how graduates develop too much ego to fflw business opportunities. After lyk 3hrs, the CEO came and said how she made 250k on her first business trip and how beneficial grabbing dia business opportunities is...blablabla...at the end she said team leaders wld get more opportunities to make money dn team members so to be a team leader, you av to pay their franchise levy of #14,000 immediately while team members can pay later.
I sha spent approximately 4hrs in dia and ended up having severe headache.
I am not angry oo...Cos mehn, those guys got awesome presentations and re-orientation skills...I just pity those that fell for them.. #wehdohsir #wehdohma
In conclusion, the name of their coy is ICONIC ACE Integrated Services and they are located at 98,PalmAvenue, Mushin (Hillstar Hospital Building)

GNLD!!!!! better u don't fall coz av learnt my lessons oo. I never knew its was a networking business, it was introduce to me through a leaflet. Nd i end up wasting 15K for registration, never knew it was all abt selling drugs. Since i couldn't continue d stuff bcoz of financial capability i had to pull out. Meanwhile, to bcom already DISTRIBUTOR u had to spend close to another 15-20K, since den i've vow never to go for any anyworking business or ponzi scheme again. Though d woman who introduce me to d stuff do call me till today but didn't pick her call.

you like eating with spoon all the time nd i dnt like it. Its over..

Edwinmason:
1) 16 missed calls? you have killed my battery so you are capable of killing me
it over!!

2) you dont even have respect am talking and you are busy breathing
it over!!

3) i told you i like my food hot and you didnt warm the ice cream...
it over!!

4) i called you by 11:59pm and you didnt pick then you decide to call me by 12:05am..why did you wait till the next day..you are not caring
it over!!

5) i call you darling and you call me honey..so you mean my mother is a bee...you lack respect for inlaws
it over!!

6) why did you serve my food with red plate when you know am a chelsea fan...enemy of progress
it over!!

7)how can you be watching the television with the volume on...do you want to finish the subcription
it over!!

i called you and you picked immediately...you lack patience
it over!!
feel free to add yours let the fun continue

haha!! Number 2 is very alarming!!!!!

Vickiweezy:
Suspicious ke?
We know he is critically sick and will probably die soon.
Just look at the photo he took with Gov. Amosun, he looked like someone who was set upright in a dining room to take a photo.
He cannot even stand, without assistance.
Nobody is stupid.

na u go kill am.

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
get lost Stephen

but to be candid, d protest just need to go on, we tired of these political instability, poor state of infrastructure, lack of maintenance, masses suffering, hardship etc. Revolution is the only way

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
get lost Stephen

baba i no lost @ll, i dey my house gallant..