Immabong:
I NOR WON BREAK TABLE SHA,BUT NA SO WE SEE AM.
90% of girl in Nigeria has 4 boyfriends.. Bestie, Boo,Big head and Shuga Daddy (3BSD take note in case you see it in waec or jamb)]
Bestie- Usually a childhood friend or high school boyfriend or someone they meet online or a social media acolyte or a church member. Nigerian girls are more fund of this person, share secret with him and they're very free with this guy even tho they know he can't marry them. They can come out of the shower naked while he is sitting on her bed pressing phone. He's usually the guy that satisfy her when she want to prove to Boo she can stay 6 months without sex. They usually cheat on their marriage or relationship with this particular person. In Nigeria, Bestie dey shift pant. Bestie cannot make heaven
Boo- The official boyfriend.The one they post his picture on social media and tag. He is usually financially balanced and takes care of little needs. He is d one she is hoping will propose and give palm-wine to her village people. Every girl has atleast one boo in Nigeria. He is also sometimes d beneficiary of shuga Dadies generosity.
Boo will make heaven
Big head- That innocent guy who loves them and are really ready to spend on them, they see guys like this as ATM and will always like to tease him with some funny names like big head and all that to make him feel involved but deep down their heart he has no place in their hearts..Sometimes when bestie and boo disappoints, Big head becomes important... Big head is also d one they ask to keep quiet when their phone rings.Big head can never get head or sex, big head can only get a Peck after they receive an alert.Big head is usually d MUMU and MUGU. Big head never gets angry because he is hoping that she might love him back someday. Big head is d one they save his contact as big head,Client, idiot, mumu etc in their phones.
Big head cannot make heaven, there's no place for fools in heaven.
Lastly is SHUGA DADDY
Almost every girl in Abuja, Lagos, Ph and other big cities has shuga daddy. He is d one they call Zaddy. He is d one they call uncleeeee or hunkuuu, he is d financier, the real maga, he is d one that takes her on trips to Dubai and Ghana. He is d one that calls her even @ midnight as she will leave u with your konji. When Zaddy calls, she must answer. Zaddy is d one that pays house rent, dstv sub, skool fees, Christmas shopping.
Zaddy is d one she calls when she has police case or landlord harassment. Whenever they re with Zaddy, they put their phone on silence. Shuga Daddy can never make heaven.
Guys, Is the volume okay? Una good afternoon ooh Immaobong, thing akpaniko ise, edike obongete anamde fi ntem ndi Oyo fon? |
Romance › Re: I Nor Won Break Table Sha,but Na So We See Am. by Tendency86(m): 8:00am On Sep 08, 2019
