₦airaland Forum

TruthinAction:
This question is for ladies. I asked this because the cheatings going on in most marriages from the women comes through the nature of work some of the women do. Hence, some men insist their wives stay at home why they make the money. How would you respond to a man you loved to settle down with if he tells you stay at home or at least work from home?

If you are scared of sharing your woman's Pussy with another man all you need to do is DEVELOP AN APP and install in her toto, anytime a big black cock enters there the app will alert you.

Blackivy27:
Number 3. Dont want any guy in my kitchen sef.

see those above me. Number 7??

I'm loving this black ivy I done see Wi-Fi supersonic speed

swagguElite:
Of course, I would n can handle:
3. Bad cook: I don't even need my partner to cook for me. Me, My playlist and the Bluetooth speaker kills it in the kitchen while cooking.

4. Laziness: I grew up basically doing everything myself. Living under a Dad that preaches that "there is nothing like you can't do it yourself." He actually whooped my ass for saying things like "I don't think I can do it". And I'm happy he did. It has helped me quite well. God bless my Dad n those strict parents out there, they are always up to teaching dem children flagship values wit an effective asswhooping tactical drill.

6. Aggressive: Loool. I'm actually waiting to figure out if there is a Lady out there that can outweigh the wreck that comes with my own meteor of anger gala feast when pushed to the wall.
But before she can push me to that wall, it is of crystal assertion that there are Hundredways to kill a rat, same goes, wit killing the stubborn scalp-lock of an aggressive dutchess of Qualcomm beauty.

Funny thing is with all these rubbish ... I cannot handle nagging. Damn, yu see a woman that nag. My nihga run!!! ... run ... modarfuvka run!!

Guy 4getit! If you cock feels good in da valley she aren't got guts to nag. She tries nagging just hold her and hit the right spot eeehhhhh dat area with a G.
What the heck I'm I saying? Run for your 4xking life from a bloody nag.

Lamanii22:
Bad cook

Na him go the cook for you?

Lamanii22:
Bad cook

Na him go the cook for you?

chidemavian:
Pls I'll like to reach u, lilly val.....

My contact..... 07031009036

Tnx

Write a letter stating why you want her to contact you.

LillyVal:
Pick one default you can accept in a partner.

1. Nagging
2. Odor
3. Bad cook
4. Laziness
5. Illiteracy
6. Aggressive
7. Sex addiction

8. None

netpro:
1. Majority of those screaming online don't even earn N500,000 cash daily.

2. Any individual earning 500,000 cash daily should have a business account. His limit will become 3 million daily.

Even a stripper does not earn 500k per night in raw cash. Even church offering goes to business account and it is weekly.

The fish that hates water will end up screaming blue murder when it gets barbequed in the blazing sun.

joseph6071:
APC Nigeria in a new tweet has written about the wide spread of fake news across social media platforms. In the first tweet, they quoted Wikipedia, "On Twitter, false tweets have a much higher chance of being retweeted than truthful tweet".


Further more, they advised social media users to research more before they spread false news online, they wrote "Fake news has the tendency to become viral among the public. With the presence of social media platforms like Twitter, it becomes easier for false info to diffuse quickly. Research has found that false political information tends to spread "3 times" faster than other false news."

Source: www.musictori.com/2019/09/apc-nigeria-buttresses-on-spread-of.html

I hate seeing this non-sense media update from APC, cause APC to start with is a fake institution.

Ravon:
Multichoice Nigeria, Africa’s leading entertainment provider, on Tuesday condemned the xenophobic attack on foreigners in South Africa.

“MultiChoice is committed to uniting Africans through our programming and cultural initiatives. We advocate equality and condemn all forms of discrimination. The on-going violence in South Africa against foreign nationals is against the spirit of Africa, and counter-productive to the decades of work done by African leaders and well-meaning organisations to unite the continent.", John Ugbe, Chief Executive Officer of Multichoice Nigeria said in a statement.

The statement reads further,

"We are a proudly African company and although our story began in South Africa, today we represent the African continent in all its diversity through our presence across the region."

"We embrace and celebrate the diversity of varied nationalities, traditions, cultures and religions from across the continent and beyond. This is demonstrated through our multinational staff complement, our multicultural supply chain, as well as the local and international content that we showcase on both our DStv and GOtv platforms."

"We believe Africa’s full potential can only be realised through dialogue, peace, and unity. This is a sombre period for every African on the continent and beyond, and we urge all our customers, followers, and stakeholders to shun violence.”

SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/2019/09/03/xenophobia-multichoice-nigeria-condemns-attacks-on-nigerians-in-south-africa/

Rubbish

princfred:
What a person.

How e concern you

Lilisticlili:
Sometimes the diversity of languages in nigeria actually makes the reasoning of some English words "funny".

How can you translate "I'm having sex" to Yoruba (very funny) igbo,efik,idoma,igala etc.

Translate and signify the language.
Let learn it funny........no bashing!

Nkung itid

TheIjeleNwa:
u goo fear language,the word alone can turn off my diick during show

I guess your language is an aphrodisiac.
I hate nonsense.
Ibio eporo

LillyVal:
Sure if you got the cash for a weekk

Inbox me

LillyVal:
IF u want A Relationship make it Clear. IF Sex is what u want just make it Clear. IF u just need to talk to someone when ur partner is Acting up just make that short Clear. IF u want Him / Her for Money not Love just make it Clear. U Guy's should stop breaking peoples heart.

Lillyval may I rent you for a week?
Every time I see your post on CL konji wan mess me up. Pls waiting for your reply asap

Immabong:
Just a soft reminder that one can safely induce an abortion at home with abortion pills if the pregnancy is 10 weeks and below

The pills are Mifepristone and Misoprostol

If you need to learn more about this

https://safe2choose.org

This is called a medical abortion.
Please read up before you reply..

The site will give you more information about this and how its carried out and link with a professional!!

Medical abortions are also called self induced/ self managed /abortion with pills .

Have you tried it?
Has it worked?
What are the side effects?
Just curious�

Prettyvhickie:
Lets hear from the guys

Mountaineering is an amazing hobby. The feeling up there is out of this world not to talk of the view that is a wow�

Sunofgod:
Nice publicity......take advantage of xenophobia to promote your airline!

Na wa ohh.....morality?

Most you post nonsense?
Was the airline unknown at first?

acidrop:
what a pig the husband is, and a dog the teacher is, datz total home braeker, i would do the same kill the teacher, and beat the shit out of my husband

This is a loud noise. What is piggy about in the man, abi him for come to you to cure him konji?

Blackivy29:
Oh God! Save my heart. And body too. I am so tempted.

Even the word. Men. Is enough to drive me crazy. I hate to fall inlove but i am. I need someone. I dont want to but i do.

im so weak. Deadly desires of the flesh. Im falling badly with no one in particular.

I miss having a boyfriend. suh much.

Babe you stire something in me
I don't know why but you are doing the unthinkable to me
Can we connect?

funmisticqueen2:
so all you want is the kitty, that is nice to know. you are the first guy that has answered the question. so thanks for your input.

I don't need to ask, but when a girl try's to be a gel one got to be frank.
Abi no be by consent her juice go show?

Lamanii22:
That question shouldn't be asked in the first place... Some people's first time was horrible..

Was it?

ImaIma1:
Table indeed. It's not every girl they can ask that question.

Hmmm! My love my love, how could you say that?

Prectega:
From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description.
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My autumn song, the church in which I pray,
Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru.

This is suicide
Guy how could you disgrace guyhood so badly�

funmisticqueen2:
when you ask a woman this question, What are you bringing to the table?, some of you add this 'apart from your kitty'.

what does the question mean?
what table are you talking about?
have you asked a female this question in real life?
If you have, could you please share your answer with us,

Many thanks in anticipation of your responses.

No trolling, no war or the sexes or body/money shaming allowed.

let's go

The answer is not far fetched
It takes a good cock and a good Pussy to have a good fuvk na.
If you are not ready then we can call it a day period.
I hate nonsense

State001:
The Presidential Tribunal sitting in Abuja, on Wednesday, stroke out the petition of Atiku Abubakar, alleging that results for the Feb. 23 presidential election were electronically transmitted, Igbere TV reports.

Igbere TV recalls that the former vice president and his party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), had alleged that INEC deployed servers for the last general elections.

But delivering judgement, the presiding judge, Justice Mohammed Garba, said the coalition of results for the national election were done manually, based on evidences.

The Tribunal also ruled that the petitioners failed to evidently prove their allegations that the third respondent (INEC) deployed its servers for the said elections.

More details soon...

http://igberetvnews.com/977003/inec-server-collation-of-results-done-manually-tribunal-overrules-atiku-pdp

I do not care if Atiku wins or loses, however, this assession of proof beyond doubt is a rape of justice.

This assession proofs a doubt on the existence of a justice system in Nigeria. How can you claim no proof when the umpire body made budgetary provision for server as well as training of personnels to it use.
The judiciary is Nigeria's dilemma

We have no justice system in Nigeria.

Immabong:
DELAY IN MARRIAGE...1

Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.
1. I'm too young for that.
2. Who cares about marriage.
3. I'm focused on my books.
4. I want to gather some money first.
5. Marriage is full of problems.
These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age.
But these girls will be having serious & series of sex relationship with small boys of their age, because at that age, they always have high rate of boys, guys and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose those boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not young to have sex with boys.
No problem, God is watching you.

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Immabong:
You took a lady to an occasion getting there you met your wife with another man.

What will you do?

Take both to my hotel and the rest is....

Blessinzy:
I need a cool, real n romantic guy to chat with ,, must be a graduate, working class... funny n loving... What's app only plz ***"

Up to something?

i was like "(Ass)ses" urself

Ohhhh! You are such an ass