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screenagerjoe: nope, buh i wish to

You will in due time.

screenagerjoe: Whats d Hmmmm 4? Am serious

sire do you know me?

illicit: i sabi now, buh dis one no look like one, u 4 don put am 4 jokes section sha

Yes sir

screenagerjoe: Tenderly1 i want to Date you, how cn I? am nt shy to declare my love for u on NL.

Hmmm

illicit: OP, u sabi lie o

You Nor sabi joke wheN you see one?

Henry praise: U talk like a dull kid. Y does she needs to be careful? Such talks are uncalled for. Talk about ur own state n pple n don't make wrong insinuations about oda states. Edo state is one of d most peaceful states in Nigeria. Even in d big brother house, Dillish has bin eulogising Osho baba, so shove ur begotic comments bak tru ur a.nus

Guy are you high on something Which Edo state are you talkiNg about? I laff ya face

[quote author=Soraya-Carvalho]It's camel toe not carmel toe[/quote]Oopps my bad,thanks for the correction

She should have worn a longer top to cover her carmel toe.

Pls it's davido's look alike. Where davido take suffer? Abeg joor oh

Jamey Maxwell: People don't seem to appreciate sarcasm

Seriously they don't

what a transformation

Ijogz K: SmH protecting a kidnapper . They are lucky that GEJ is a gentleman .

am so sad when I heard the news, they are a bunch of mukunubiN SMFH

MRbrownJAY: @OP
what you asked is the reason why so many women in 9ja are failing at life.....although the man your friend is "dating" is not ideal, he certainly aint worst than a stranger that suddenly comes back from the UK to shop for a wife. haba!!!! then you wonder why people are calling 9ja women gullible materialistic animals.

so a guy comes from the UK and he automatically is good? what if your friend was NOT attracted to him, should she also be forced to marry him? women like your friend are the best....they stand by their r/ship through thick and thin, stand by their commitment, stand by their partners and, if ever they have the desire to be with someone else, they will do what is RIGHT first.

on the other hand, we have women like yourself who will jump ship as soon as a better option comes along. we can all imagine what will happen when some guy with better attributes starts to chat you up, after some poor sod married you and brought you to good ol' UK. as i said earlier men who settle with women with your state of mind will ALWAYS FAIL........ each and every time, because any man with status and a little bit of money can buy your very easy and cheap self (no offense)!

mr jay,,you have spoken very well.

The quest to acquire education at all cost has lured more than 5,000 students into the net of a self-styled medical practitioner and leader of a criminal gang that specialises in extorting money from unsuspecting candidates seeking admission into higher institutions. The suspect, Fidelis Chukwujindu was apprehended by the police while conducting common entrance examination for the victims who reportedly purchased the admission forms at N8, 000 each.

Chukwujindu, who was later discovered to be a native doctor, was eventually nabbed at the premises of his non-existent College Hospital which has the sign post “University College Hospital Ogboko, Ideato, P.O.Box 1960, Orlu, Imo State. Also written on the signpost, which was conspicuously mounted by the roadside, is, “Present Courses: B.Sc, Nursing, Health Sciences, Education Humanities, Medical LAB Sciences. Admissions Are Still Going On. Govt. Approved. Call: 08064082750.”

The operator of the illegal college attracted students by printing flyers which he distributes to churches across the country, as most of the students claimed they came to know about the school through their pastors. But a visit to the site makes one wonder how a sane person could possibly fall for such a scam. The administrative office has just a single desk. The accused, who made several claims to buttress his competence of running the ‘college,’ which is sited opposite the proposed site of the Imo State University and adjacent to Rochas Foundation College, said he was an acclaimed Americantrained medical doctor.

He was, however, found to be a native doctor. He said that he had the permission of the State Government and Federal Ministry of education to run his non-existent college hospital. He also claimed to be a product of the prestigious Harvard University, America. According to the suspect, “I won a Federal Government scholarship to study abroad, but was incapacitated by an accident which disfigured one of my legs and I was flown back to Nigeria where I later decided to set up the college.

We were just conducting entrance examination in preparation to take off in a month’s time when the police swopped on us.” He told newsmen at Ogboko that to open such an institution does not require the approval National University Commission, NUC. “It is just how you manage the school that matters, not NUC or any other regulatory body. Moreover, this is a college and not a University and as such I did not obtain approval from the NUC. I went to the Federal Ministry of Education, Abuja, severally where I obtained approval and it is affiliated to the University of London,” he maintained.

Assisting the suspect, who claimed to be the vice –chancellor of the university college hospital, was a middle aged woman later identified as Ngozi Ayoha. The woman, who initially said she was deaf and dumb, caused a stir when it was found that she was the Dean of Faculty of Medicine of the illegal college.

But when the duped ‘students’ revealed that she was pretending, she decided to open up. She said that she was a drop out from a School of Nursing and that the owner of the illegal college was training her to complete her nursing profession.

It was learnt that the woman asks calls and attends to students who come to seek admission into the college. Some of the swindled ‘students’ told Saturday Mirror that they were lured into believing that the school was approved by the various information the owner of the illegal school passed to them. Judith Kanu of Ndiogbuonyeoma Uno, Arondizuogu in Ideato North LGA of Imo State said she got to know about the school through her pastor who gave her one of the flyers.

“When I got to the place I was told that the school is accredited by NUC and that it is also affiliated to a university in London. But we were surprised when the police surrounded the premises when we were taking the entrance examination,” she said. Judith, who applied to read laboratory sciences, had intended pursuing Medicine as her first choice and Pharmacy as second choice.

According to her she had always dreamt of being a medical doctor. Also speaking, Favour Nwabue of 8, Oni Street, New Benin, Edo State, who said she is from Ihiala LGA, Anambra State said her intended course of study was Nursing and that she chose the course to “serve the masses.” Parading the suspect with his victims before newsmen, the Commissioner of Police, Mr. Muhammad Katsina, explained that one striking thing about the strategy of the gang was that they carefully selected the site opposite the Imo State University, Ogboko, and adjacent to the Rochas Foundation College, Ogboko, to convince their victims of the genuineness of their business.

“This is a primitive catalogue of illegality by a self-acclaimed medical doctor who dubiously paraded himself as a product the prestigious Harvard University, America, but who is nothing but a native doctor. And more than 5,000 people from various parts of the country in search of education have been swindled by this young man.

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[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]You kuku just want to let us know that you're a software developer Back pain ko, crotch pain ni

Anywaz, are you in the USA? Send me a few internship ideas [/quote]if you don't have any reasonable idea to offer, i suggest you keep quiet.

huh Wtf is she saying They don't owe her any explanation for that list,if her name is not on the list it means she is not doing HER JOB as the first lady of my great country NIGERIA.

Komedy: Something wey dem plan for house already.good actors

Abi

[quote author=ella.b]Keep calm[/quote]October

4words: Are u serious he would forget you guys... *Frowning @bolaino right now*

Maybe,i just feel that when a girlfriend don't call her boo's family i wonder what she will do when she becomes the wife.

bolaino: I don't need to give u any reason, I love her and that's all that matters.

no problem oo. Tell her to try and call us. I know when you get married you will forget us

4words: Please counsel him... He needs to see clearly beyond those blinding feelings of his, because marriage aint 100% of love, many other things count. Be wise.

4words, you know he does not listen to any body. Bolaino give me one good reason why i should welcome her into my family.

HMMM # SHAKES HEAD#

Ojukwu finger,it's a brown pyramid shaped candy, that's what we used to call it in warri. Ice cream in white nylon sold for one naira each.

Ur teeth complete
how ya goveernment.

Your sheet dey smell wel wel

freecocoa: Tell yourself whatever you will but we all know what you meant, adding "wetin" to a comment like your own only means one thing in naija and that is that she mentioned him too much.

hey if you have a prob with ij pls tell her. Btw there was ntin negative in her post.

Rocktation: While learning to cook is a great idea, generally, learning to cook certain kinds of food isn't.

Why in the world would anyone want to learn how to make fufu, just for chops sake? This thinking might lead you to want to plant the cassava itself and even start frying garri.

what is wrong in learning how to make fufu?