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kinzation:
with this,some girls still ain't gnna feel you...kilamawashey bayii oo with this,some girls still ain't gnna feel you...kilamawashey bayii oo

D idea is improving the looks..

kinzation:
with this,some girls still ain't gnna feel you...kilamawashey bayii oo with this,some girls still ain't gnna feel you...kilamawashey bayii oo

I can bet a hundred bucks dt it does, bro

britbuz:
How come I still get the girls with my stink

One word "grace"..... nd on the second thought u might as well be getting ur kind of gals

britbuz:
How come I still get the girls with my stink

One word "grace"

I know one or two things about improving your looks and consequently ur self esteem... I know becos I was once seen as an average broda but after a little work on me.... ladies be falling like termites on a blue light...
1. Pick a favorite color; it must suite ur skin tone nd eye color
2. Get a befitting hair cut nd stick wif it; haircuts differ from one person to the other if u r still unsure about ur kind of haircut ask ur barber he can tell from d shape of ur head
3. Your nails must always be clean... I know alotta ladies I v gotten with jst my hygiene
4. Pick up a good working nd standing posture, don't bend forward like an orangutan! Work erect! Nd with swagger.
5. Choose a personality, just as guys have speks! So do ladies, choose between a gentleman or a ruffian dont worry, the two personalities v their fair share of females.... but never mix it up
6. Wear fitting clothes, fitting trousers and good head wears..... picking a brand of shades wouldn't hurt either!
7. Watch a lot of good movies and reading good novels is also essential... movies not only entertain u but they enlighten u, books increase ur vocabulary, every girl likes a guy who knows wot she does not.
8. Learn how to speak gud English... ladies love eloquence nd rhetorical prowess.
9. Learn how to flirt: look them in the eye, stand close to them while talking(this is were ur scent does the trick)
10: create a ready smile.... girls r scared of uptight guys wif no sense of humour
11. Be gentle nd friendly around them, u should also learn a thing or two about generosity... girls dig dt!
12. And finally be confident.... most girls love a confident man
13. Be manly, help her carry loads, wen in class let them lean on u, open doors for them...defend them wen other guys r getting outta line...
14. Most of us don't v a nice physique... hit the gym, workout!
Tnx me later
15. Improve ur intellect, assignments, tests and study groups r ways which we get some.....

Am 10th nd dt does not describe me

emeraldknytt:
2014 jamb and na 230, ama proud alumnus of Ui studying a scintillating EEE... Call me for your house electrification... I wont dissappoint... Meanwhile, the compound's name is aluminium trioxosilicate(IV).

My broda..... bunch of showofs everywhere

parkparky:
Guy nawa 4 u o.....u jst wana show off.. 292 u stil d complain...wetin pple wey get 180 go do?

Bros u no go understand.... na me sabi wey d shoe wey I dey rock dey pain me o

emeraldknytt:
2014 jamb and na 230, ama proud alumnus of Ui studying a scintillating EEE... Call me for your house electrification... I wont dissappoint... Meanwhile, the compound's name is aluminium trioxosilicate(IV).

230? Nd u dey brag my first jamb while in ss3 got me 240, m a student of uniport studying dental surgery.. stop feeling too important........ if u r dt gud in chemistry give us an essay of not less than 150 words abt ur compound!.......ppl sef

supercent02:
292 and still complaining, #BETTER #LEARN #TO #THANK #GOD

Lol...... after all the jamming by jamb, I should be scared o

Toniwirelex:
i can giv u a 100 reasons why u should study Statistics instead of Medicine

Nd I might give u 150 reasons y I should study medicine... game on!

PaulKillerman:
then carry on, u are already a doctor....

Tnx boss..... I owe u a free treatment

Jst kidding bro...

I call this 6-deep shit,,, ya'll should check back by 4 nd learn wot a football team should be like.... jokers

Me update ni...... nd m still using it life on super sports

johnwizey:
lol.......Oga just admit say u knw sabi am

Hehehe.......... u Sabi say I sabi na

I grab pass d man na..... y I go fear

emeraldknytt:
look @ u... Swearing all for nuthin. How proficient are you in chemistry?... Alrighty, here's an acid test: whats the iupac name for Al₂(SiO₃)₃... No go check ababio o

Dts a fairly common compound a real ss1 student should know it... but I won't give u d name cos I consider ur comment sarcastic .....tnx

PaulKillerman:
depends on your post ume score , if it can match up...

Post ume is not a problem, tnx

PaulKillerman:
depends on your post ume score , if it can match up...

Post ume is not a problem

Sweetheart..... nd I v been deep shited twice cos of dt... I was toasting a girl nd almost instantly my mum called me nd wen I brought d fone outta my pocket she jst had to steal a peek! Wen she saw sweetheart she went 'so u v a main chick nd u wanna make me a side chick?' I was like 'Nooo aunty it was mum' all d players here no dts an old shit so she didnt buy.... na so I carry loose dt babe............... but all in all, mum remains my first love!

Wot of dt one dt did not know simple maths, or dt one dt is busy hyping cost of power, or d tourism nd culture man... Mehn we r bleeping bleeped up..... make I travel go Tanzania abeg, I heard dey r now better than us

I just wrote my third jamb nd to my utmost bewilderment I received a message telling me I scored 292, dt sounds cool in d average field of play but m talking medicine nd surgery in uniuyo, do I stand any chance at alll?.... I can swear I deserved 340 atleast.. do we v uniuyo students here?

No doubt god is gud.



But, if she wrote jamb by 2014, then she probably started sch by 2015 or late 2014! How cm she's in 300l
Secondly a LAW student in UNICAL will not miss his/her exams for shiii.....

It's a nice story but ADDONBILIVIT

olihilistic:
who get all those rich girls contacts??

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Do u know y they r ri

Bayelsa girls sha..... phuk phuk

Now I v to dump my jollof rice
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It's sad indeed, men r evil

Wot do u feel d word "devaluation' means?..... u can't just release cash into the economy, it's a process

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I don't care...

Hehehe........ I just dey laf...

Ooh... nw they are desperate and hungry, nd u used d substandard G..E.J's weapons to make dt happen abi u used ur yansh.........Linus!

Let d haters be hating..... even eka mi!

Boo boo...... my body is sweeting me..##singing in chigurl's voice##