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I wanna get a dell studio 15 with 6gb ram, 320gb hard disk, core i7 (Quad core) processors, and Windows 7 OS. Is there anyone or anywhere in Lagos or Abuja where I can actually find what I'm looking for?

Seriously Urgent!

LOL. Apparently all the man is doing is appealing. I work in UNIJOS and so far no agreement has been reached. ASUU members were not even present at the meeting with the UNIJOS council. The situation unfortunately remains the same. No school. No work.

i don't have any info on any medical breakthroughs but i can tell you that it's not worth the trouble. split up and have one less thing to worry about. no amount of love can take away the pain of watching your kids suffer.

Hey ppl. I'm a computer science major due for my IT in about 9 months. I work part time as a php/mysql web developer at the moment. Anyway I need your opinions on a good place to do my IT anywhere in naija. I'm not obsessed with money or anything because the experience to me is priceless. All I need is a place where I really get to learn new things and do real work.

However I'd like to do something outside the php/mysql so i prefer not to be in any place where web development is the only thing done.

If you have any suggestions please let me know and just give me a hint of how to go about getting the job. Thanks!

Stumbled upon something interesting and I think it's worth checking out. For anyone who is a chat, IM or social networking lover, it's a must have. It's called DIGSBY. Basically it lets you chat with friends from GOOGLE TALK, YAHOO, MSN, AIM, ICQ, JABBER, all at the same time (seamlessly). It also lets you recieve all new email notifications across multiple email platforms. Finally it is also a social networking tool that alerts you about updates on activities of your friends and colleagues.

DOWNLOAD FOR FREE AT: http://www.digsby.com/download.php. However you need to send them an email to request for an invite code which takes about 2 or 3 days.

Try it out and let me know what you think!

I don’t know if there is any nairalander that is an MTN employee but MTN is probably the worst thing that has happened to Nigerian telecommunications since…well since ever really. Recently things have gone from bad to worse. Sometimes I feel like smashing my E50 against the wall (poor phone, like it’s the phone’s fault)…Anyway as you all know MTN is trying to forge ahead with the whole 3.5G thing (quite a joke I think). The stupid part is that they haven’t even mastered the 2G techniques. How the hell can you implement video-conferencing and Live TV if you can’t even connect voice callers. When you finally get through (after about an hour of trial), the line sounds like someone is grinding beans in the background. I mean, does MTN even have a clue about all this? What the hell are they doing about it then? Is there any customer feedback service or something?

In a nutshell, MTN sucks more than a bitch right now and if they don’t shape up then they should get the hell out of the country. Its really annoying paying for trashy services.

Finally, I want to bitch slap all the technical operatioins staff working for MTN. They all need it.

there is no law in or out of the bible that states that marriage must be performed in church in order to be valid in the eyes of God. Marriage is marriage no matter how it's done as long as the 2 parties involved are true to whatever commitments they make and witnesses are present.

if u think that u will be able to cope when she starts dying and are ready to possibly die with her and let all your dreams go to the dust then go ahead and get married. otherwise flee the crime scene immediately and make sho u leave no fingerprints behind

50 cent for thinkin he's better than kanye! saintkola men u got it all wrong

ikechukwu- for doin the "IKECHUKWU" video with groundnut oil all over his torso

I have had several brontok attacks but right now i've been able to get rid of it permanently.


Currently I use Sophos Anti Virus. If you can get hold of it, then u can configure it from the configure menu to automatically delete every instance of brontok on ur system. that way you never have brontok. if u still cant lay your hands on sophos AVG also does a good job and u can get a free version off the internet.

Also make sure you are careful with flash drives. they are the chief carriers of the virus

Addictions, like almost every other thing on the planet, closely abide by the laws of nature. They usually start out like most babies do, probably after a moment of feral passion or probably because of a mistake (broken condom, forgot the pill) or maybe even just out of sheer curiosity. Of course if the baby addiction isn’t terminated (all pro-lifers say “NAY”), then it is birthed and at first it probably seems like a bundle of joy (now don’t most habits at first?)! Sooner than later, you’ll find out that the little devils do lots of crying and shitting (pardon my French) and can really be a thorn in the arse (the sleepless nights, the hangovers, the bronchitis etc).

The more you feed the pesky little mongrels, the more insatiable they become. Soon you’ll be entirely overwhelmed by how big they’ve grown and you’ll find out that you can’t boss them around anymore. In fact, when your addiction becomes a teenager, it basically becomes wild and it just doesn’t listen anymore. You no longer call the shots and everything attempt to tame the wild beast proves futile eventually.

Once your teenage addiction becomes a full grown man (or woman, for my female readers), then it exists independently from you as an entity. And the worst part is that at this point, it is way stronger than you are (now can’t most 40yr olds beat up their parents?). It just cannot be stopped. You just have to live with it. However there is hope. Just keep reading dammit.

Anyway when your full grown addiction turns about 65, it develops a hunch back, bad skin, funny body odour and the like ( y’all catch my drift right?). It starts waning and it finds out that it just can’t do the things that it used to do when it was 25. Now if you managed not to out-age your addiction, then you’ll probably be able to knock it over the head when it’s not looking or something like that (if anyone knows better ways to kill an old man please feel free to chip it in the space provided over here………………………, ) and well that ends the life of your addiction. You go Scott-free.

However in some very rare and annoying circumstances, the addiction manages to stay alive and all efforts to put it to rest once again seem fruitless (now you know those old people that everyone prays that they die…yes those ones…the ones you try to suffocate or poison but still stay alive). At this point you are left with the old smelly man in the next room that keeps you up all night because he’s trying to use the loo or you keep putting too much sugar every time in his coffee that you’ve been trying to make for the past 2 hours. Now you wonder why you didn’t get rid of the damned thing before it was even born (or use a rubber or the pill and all that….feel free to chip in other methods of contraception). Classic case of the devil and the deep blue sea (with sharks, if I might add).

You die asking yourself this question: “Which one is easier to kill? A Baby? Or A very old man?”


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mine is still 5.0 on a 5.0 scale but this semester's results aren't out. hopefully it wont drop below 4.8 amen

sounds like you guys shud just be swingers

well that can be annoying. u gotta let her know how u feel about the situation. communication is important