Fukafuka:

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Where you go dig this picture from? this ppl una no go kill person with laugh for Nairaland. This woman is ignorant and rather than keep mute she is busy displaying it online. Me a Benue Man long ago I have never been an Arewa agenda person I have been inclined to the East. Many times when we sit out sipping beer I tell my friends to look back over the years in this country all the crisis in the North our families have been killed by the Northerners. I ask them when has the Igbo, Yoruba's killed us rather those of them that are in Benue bring development to the State especially the Igbos they build solid structures. Go to Wadata where the Northerners are it is a shit-hole you will see some northerners with a sickness that you wonder where in the universe this sickness is from. I beg make I stop here. My friends keep mute when I present this reality to them. this was before Our Governor decided to Cry out over the Herdsmen attacks on farmers. this has been on over many years and it is getting worse by the day.
The early times of Boko haram none of the Northern leaders spoke against it not until it began to hit them
Now non of them has come out to condemn Fulani attacks, at least to say "Fulani herdsmen you have been accused of stepping into someones house to destroy property, if you are the ones, Stop it order wise help point to who could be doing this" they cannot, why? It is obvious cattle enter farms and eat up crops one suffered to till the soil, plant, apply fertilizer which is hard to come by for only Fulani to bring in cattle to eat everything up.
Look, Rice farm, Yam farm do not move around but Cow does. so who is creating problems here? this is very clear The Fulani herdsmen.
about three years my child hood friend cultivated over 300 Hecters of rice he was harvesting and one night a swam of cattle entered the farm and eat up the rice. he alerted the police and arrest was made and the fulani was charged to court. these are verifiable facts if you want reply me and I will host you in Makurdi so you will see things for yourself I will take you around and I will guarantee you 80% safety. My submission FARMS DO NOT MOVE AROUND BUT CATTLE DOES.

Fukafuka:

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Where you go dig this picture from? this ppl una no go kill person with laugh for Nairaland. This woman is ignorant and rather than keep mute she is busy displaying it online. Me a Benue Man long ago I have never been an Arewa agenda person I have been inclined to the East. Many times when we sit out sipping beer I tell my friends to look back over the years in this country all the crisis in the North our families have been killed by the Northerners. I ask them when has the Igbo, Yoruba's killed us rather those of them that are in Benue bring development to the State especially the Igbos they build solid structures. Go to Wadata where the Northerners are it is a shit-hole you will see some northerners with a sickness that you wonder where in the universe this sickness is from. I beg make I stop here. My friends keep mute when I present this reality to them. this was before Our Governor decided to Cry out over the Herdsmen attacks on farmers. this has been on over many years and it is getting worse by the day.

BoneBlogger:
An estate surveyor who lives in Abuja posed with a huge snake along with a policeman after capturing the reptile. The man joined other Nigerians to make a joke about the bizarre report trending of a snake swallowing N36 million from the vault of one of its state branches.

Posing with the big snake along the road, Usman wrote online; [i]Caught at last, the snake that swallowed #36M!!!......

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-poses-with-huge-python-along-with-a-policeman.html

The digestive system of that snake is SHUPA!

1kingwriter:
Can I borrow this snake please?

Hahahahahah you are on your own. No come de run go TB Joshua later oh!

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De woman sef de put hand inside de money well infact she de swim inside any how. If not why she no raise alarm. 36mill no come one day! JUDGE DE WAIT HER FOR COURT ROOM. If she like make she go yan that apata

Benekruku:


And you didn't mention Juju which should have come first.

Haahhahahahahaha you are on your own!

Enemyofpeace:
Dis ibo people self.

Truth be told bush fok sweet die. Once you try it you no go like to fok inside house again

Hahahahahahahaha you are on your own. Nobody click LIKE for this your post. No de push person to go try something inside bush make reptile go bite am oh.

kestolove95:
person no go fuvk in peace again?..

Hahahahahah many ppl when faced with this situation will FALL FLAT. Those youth sef make area ppl do mistake leave the woman with any of them, most of them if not all go NAK de woman. ME SEF I NO TRUST MYSELF

nairavsdollars:
Apology or not, pls continue with the court case

Him for add NEPA abi PHCN inside the suit

Firefire:



http://punchng.com/sanusis-claim-that-800-fulani-were-killed-a-lie-taraba-govt-can/

I am getting vexed right now. How will you come into my land and begin to mess up. it is now clearer to me what the Igbos have seen. I stand with them. #HANDSHAKE OVER THE NIGER

Nutase:
Correct bae.

Na TB Joshua and Olukoya I dey pity because very soon there work go just increase.

Very soon Many of these perveted patrons of this shit will start running to them for deliverance from the spirit of Chuckie, Freddy Kruger, incubus, succubus, and dollybus.

I'm patiently waiting.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi...

DarkMagic:

It is not easy
Team V in the house

Hi hi hi hi hi... Bad son of a good father.

iamJ:
whats wrong if e carry grass? abeg make una rest, like say other countries their fire trucks are not used for other purposes


bad belle people everywhere, na why una no dey progress

Then what would you say if I told you I saw a police patrol hilux early hours of the morning with empty cartoons of beer in it. It baffled me. I thought what sort of an organization is this. MY FRIEND THIS WRONG.

[quote author=ReorxTohGan post=64228707]nice art,buh who will buy this one now?

he should have crafted decorative baskets sef, that wuld have paid him better![/quote

Area Father Charlie Boy go buy am

Afribiz:


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Guy, no be GAMBLE we want make mothers de do. The truth is that 90% Nigerian Youth, Graduate, Mothers, Fathers, Leaders, Companies and the people of Africa cannot compete on the international scene for JOBS working from home. It is First the problem of UN-cooked education not even half baked, Secondly Finance, you need money to always buy data from our networks which is almost not stable. I have all the network sim just for data but resolved to stay with STINGY MTN they have proven to be reliable but they STINGY for the network no be small. I can hear someone say must it be via internet? NO! That Na another discussion. Now if YOU THINK SAY YOU BE NIGERIAN WEY SABI join me at freelancer.com let's make money in hard currency and convert to naira to enjoy it. I beg make I stop to type this stuff with phone no easy.

lokobyforch:
I dey observe in HD.

9ja theatre sure die. SARS no be police again. This country na better joke.

True talk Jare SARS Na Police. So it not about #ENDSARS cos those elements will still be in the Force exibiting the same character.

Kristchian:


pls op, what is de essence of de milk u add to de lasota @day 14?

and

what is the quantity of cowbell to introduce?

Milk dissolves chlorine in water if the water source is from the public water supply but well water can be used without milk. You can use any milk but cowbell is cheaper to cut down cost of production. As a matter of choice you can use Peak milk as your cost of production will peak up.

Trendirabingi:
u are being more stewpid dan the person u qouted.. Wen i tot i have heard stewpidity in spew of one person, then comes along the most stewpid of them all.. Illogical Hatreds on urselves, all has made many of u stewpid, attaching dis tribal slur around it doesnt make it any identifying.. Most of u all from various tribes are stewpid and lies within the confluence of most depraved, illogically selfish, lieing, callous and irrational commoners. How many of these commander in theives called politicians wif their retardd loots fight the way most of you fight here for notting.. The ediots dont even fight themselves rather they mix u lots up in tribal venom and go attend their daughters n sons weddings inviting joe and music artist, with over 50 aircraft for guest with una own money in loots... Many of una no get sense at all. There is nothing wrong with everyone or region operating as a protectorate or similar tribes on their forts as regional governments or federating unit as it used to be, dissolve n decentralise dis stupidity in abuja, while every tribe develop at its own pace and we all dictate wat we expect from abuja or d central government.. Then we can truly mount pressure as a tribe on d government we have right on our own soil to be subject to our central hope of rapid growth, change, civilisation and development and still travel to each others region to admire or inspire progress we are making as protectectorates, complementing each other... This is wat this criminals in government dont want, n instead una go fight them, una they fight una selves.. Na wa o..

Yes! You understand correctly. As simple as this is permit me to say many afonjas are yet to comprehend.
But de kind Abuse wey you throw way in your write up fit becloud powerful points you made.

davidif:


It's amazing how some people clamoring for viagra think its going to be some utopia where everything will be perfect and forgetting that it's the same people (and possibly the same leaders) with the same mentality...

Guy, u no understand, dem de use our land build kitchen, use am cook food from our land, put smoke inside our eyes, come carry de food inside big big cooler (Ghana must go) enter earroplane. Na so we go dey for ground de look up.
The SIMPLE thing wey dey VERY BIG be say everybody go build ya own kitchen and cook de food wey dey your land.
So, bad as the same leaders go deh we go handle them.
But the situation now be say Na mixed multitude Lazy ppl wey get food to cook no gree build kitchen.
Make - stop the message don de long.

IgboSubmarine:
Fake news that has no video evidence backing it up


What stops these interviewers from recording the interview on a video template and then posting it on YouTube

Haba Dem say Na LETTER naa! But the line of doubt Wey you dey I too de doubt dis letter, Nairalanders are so crafty the person Wey post am go de read comments de laugh for one corner.

obailala:
After destroying Nigeria for 16 years, the same shameless PDP rogues still have the guts to criticise a 2 year old APC which is still confused over how to fix the mess created by PDP. No be their fault, na APC I blame...

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@Oballala abeg no kill me with laugh, I wan stop but I no de fit.

holluphemydavid:
Truly Nigerians are missing PDP

Future generations will question your analytical reasoning based on available information with you.
Who is PDP and who is APC
American politicians have shown the example that has been drumed into your ear but it seems as though you need North Korean leader to blow it into your skull.
An American politician believes an ideology locates the party that suits him and remains there.
No wonder I came to see nairalanders call *NG* Zoo. Where the politicians and their mumu followers jump like monkeys from one party to the other. Make I no talk plenty.

[/color][color=#000000][quote author=neky2016 post=59404301] a 20-year-old patient tested positive for the virus and has been moved to one of the isolation centres set up by the state government.  

Hem hem Nigeria de use better English say Qua wetin? Na throw way Dem throw way the boy make e die. Family members make una begin beg oyibo ppl to come help una pikin oh!

geez18:
now, these are salient questions to answer.
is there a stipulated time frame a president is allowed to stay away from duty outlined in the constitution?
what should happen if a president overstays his allotted sick leave?
and finally, has he (Buhari) overstayed his allotted time?

now, if you answer these questions without equivocation, i'm sure we all won't have cause for further altercations.

Weldone Bro. You know see dier Oga head? Area father. Abeg Bros add sense for them.

bashydemy:



LOL have you forgotten they represent the people? PMB have never broken any law of the land..

Bro, weldone Jare, @Zombie deh use MTN midnight data Dats why the message be like dat. After a hard days work him no allow the brain cool b/cos of night cheap data.

MrIrohKenedy:
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keep crying yeroba Muslim

Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
awolowo is a rat poison king
abiola of cursed memory is a rifraf
kiss the truth

This MrIronKenny must be an Egbo man (Igbo) His other name will either be Fes-TUS or Agus-Tus or Elli-Tious or Alphon-Sus and what ever TUS, FUS, SIOUS you may make it Emaka-Sious.

There should be no secret voting in the Senate and House of Rep. It is high time Nigerians knew who voted what on the floor of the Senate/House of Rep. Over time of voting each Senator or Rep. Member could be analyzed from his/her pattern of voting to ascertain
1. Their comprehension of the bill voted for or against
2. If each is representing their constituency and Nigerian masses as a whole
3. If such Member is fit to return to Senate/House of Rep. or sit back home
4. Who is the enemy of Nigerians
5. The group that is out for selfish gains at the expense of suffering Nigerians

uwa1:
Our Senate has lost focus since 1980....

what does your Village meeting say in your constitution about Chiarman and Vice Chiarman? Do you even have a copy of the Nigerian Constitution? How has Senate lost focus on this issue?

xandy84:
Legally, there is not power vacuum but morally, who leave his post for 3 months and not lose his or her job? Buhari has shown average Nigerians that he is more corrupt than any politician because out of job for months and still getting paid is worse than corruption..

Don't you think you need brain surgery? This man ruled as a youngman and did not loot this country. Make I no talk sef.

moninuola65:
Things get worst day by day, and innocents souls lost daily, can't we have rethink on the criminal law to safe innocent souls.
It's hard to lose love ones!

Oga, are you referring to the Senate? The whole NASS, Sarahpi and Dogbara

babzlim:
This generation is in deep mess, as old as he is he still came out to do your duty for you.

Oh NIGERIA.

check your brain! At the point Nigeria was having vampires in different clothing like those that held Okwunjo Iwaela to a stand still collecting forcefully our common wealth in the name of feul subsidy. Could YOU have been able to tame them. Check your brain!

abbaapple:
He must finish wat he strtd old fool.

Something de worry you for HEAD? Na question oh! This man as a young man held postions in this country where money flow but you hear say him steal our common wealth? Check your head.