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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2023
Leyqute:
Anthony Martial didn't make the traveling squad for tomorrow's preseason game 👀

Ahn ahn, my top FPL striker
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 6:22pm On Jul 10, 2023
kozmicity:


cryFor this sarcasm wey you make me read this early morning, I go win am.

How's the prize?

To win am no hard like that, just a bit of heartbreak here and there.

Not sure there’s a prize though

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 6:31am On Jul 10, 2023
kozmicity:



Technically. I usually abandon my team after the first 10 weeks thus the questions. I want to say I won't abandon this one, but I know I'm lying grin

I've never finished a FPL season, I don't even think I've ever gone more than a third of the way.

Oh grin try finishing this new one, might end up winning Nairaland FPL cheesy

Also, your squad resets at the end of each season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:58pm On Jul 09, 2023
kozmicity:
My FPL. My plan is to rely heavily on my tested and trusted midfielders, and Kane. Wanted to add Haaland to the mix and sacrifice Odegaard and Pereira for two sub-par midfielders.

Hopefully this combo can guarantee me 45-50 points weekly.

Plus, do you reset at the end of each season?? Like you lose all your players and have to re-select all over again with the ÂŁ100m??

First-time FPL player? smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 3:44pm On Jul 09, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:




While united wan sign 0nana who left Camaroon squad in QATAR c0x of disagreement with coach.

Zero loyalty..
Zero patriotism!

Well, Ten Hag loves his Ajax exes and has a very strict attitude. Very low chance that Onana will misbehave around him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 3:10am On Jul 09, 2023
Oasis007:
grin

I don pass era of jubilation over new signings, until they don the shirt and prove their worth, ain't gonna celebrate anything.

Years of shege grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 3:00am On Jul 09, 2023
enemyofprogress:
DAVID DE GEA is no longer contracted to Manchester United, but still, he's waiting for Us to get a new goalkeeper before he would announce his departure.

United board had a renewal proposal on table with De Gea during the season, incorporating a salary PAY-CUT, which he accepted wholeheartedly. But after some below-par performances, the board unwisely withdraw the said contract proposal.

Any other player would've left angrily after the club Kinda betrayed him. Which if occured, United would've been left without a designated No1. This is the reason our IMMACULATE LEGEND has decided to be on standby, encase we are unable to get a new goalie due to our restricted fund budget. A GESTURE GREATER THAN LOVE.

DAVID DE GEA is a CERTIFIED Manchester United LEGEND 💯✅

In retrospect, players who put their personal interests above club interests shouldn’t be shamed one bit.

High chance that DDG would have been a 3-time UEFA Champions League winner if he had moved to Real Madrid years ago.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 2:55am On Jul 09, 2023
afrodoc:
If we end up signing Onana, every single fan should go for heart check-up before the season starts o.

This is one major reason why the Onana news isn’t too exciting. Well, hope ETH is cooking sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:58pm On Jul 05, 2023
Culer:
I don't think you understand the meaning of press resistance

Oh my bad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:08pm On Jul 05, 2023
Englishisamust:
What exactly does mount want provide for us in that midfield?? I don't even understand the signing. Which type of midfield is mount?? Is he holding or attacking midfield?? because we have fernades already..

Mount provides more edge to the midfield, in the sense that he has the work rate of Fred, the technique of Eriksen, and is very press-resistant.

Eriksen has the technique and is press-resistant, but his work rate isn’t up for obvious reasons. Fred has the work rate but doesn’t have the technique nor is he press-resistant.

If we plan to compete, and win, the Premier League and Champions League, then a player like Mount is needed in that midfield.

ETH knows what he’s doing. Hopefully the players will prove him right in the end.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 6:29pm On Jun 02, 2023
superfelix:

Congratulations Champ! 🏆 🎉 . Darth Vader had to settle for 2nd place

We go again next season 💯

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 7:53pm On Jun 01, 2023
Oasis007:
Gamwweek 2 FPL Standing for top 4 and bottom 3.

Final Standing. Congrats to All.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 6:43pm On May 29, 2023
Ellexy:
We can talk Giggs and Beckham later. Is Ronaldo a midfielder remains the question?

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 5:47pm On May 29, 2023
eph12:

Oh lol

So what was Beckham and Giggs?

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:49am On May 27, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨🏆| Pep Guardiola on Manchester United:

"I was impressed by #MUFC yesterday, we have to prepare well (FA Cup Final).".

[@BeanymanSports]

Pep please grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:32pm On May 26, 2023
Leyqute:


What level is it now, baba oko mi? grin

We dey tell you say your head no correct that day, you dey argue say na lie, you don’t live at yaba left, you only spend most of your time there. Idiott

Omoh grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:52pm On May 17, 2023
Kick them out grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 8:39pm On May 17, 2023
Bernardo!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:58am On May 17, 2023
Oasis007:
Sheikh Jassim Offer:

• 100% takeover
• +£5B in one payment
• Remove all debts
• Invest in mens, women’s and youth team
• Refurbish Old Trafford & Carrington
• Regenerate local area

Sweetener:
• Host some Glazers NFL team games in Qatar.

Hope this pulls through.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:20pm On May 15, 2023
Leyqute:


Don't talk about your captain like that.

odizeey:

A whole United legend?

We throwing hands if that guy remains at this club next season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 8:30pm On May 15, 2023
Randomly remembering how Maguire got us kicked out of Europa. That guy better get sold this summer. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 8:26pm On May 15, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Prime Neymar will not dare to come man u. Man u should stop buying names rather than players that have future ahead of them

Highly doubt ETH will sanction any purchase of Neymar and his likes especially after his earlier row with Cristiano.

Man will rather bring in all his Ajax boys. Not exactly sure what’s up with VDB anymore though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 7:15pm On Apr 30, 2023
Oasis007:
grin

This is DDG our GK, pls don't aim shot at him or net behind him.

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 8:37pm On Apr 27, 2023
larride:
Look at the high line we are playing. 😳

Even funnier when one realizes we’re playing away from home. Maybe it’s ETH implementing a new style.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 8:24pm On Apr 27, 2023
Sancho ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:10pm On Apr 26, 2023
TeslaFC:


Most likely Arsenal.

Increasingly looking like this won’t happen. City’s fate is in their own hands now and that’s not a good thing for the rest of the league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:40pm On Apr 23, 2023
Lana1:
You can always count on United players to score their peanlties. In our last 3 shootouts I think an outfield player has only missed once. Yet we have only won 1 of those shootouts. We all know why.

If the other team no miss penalty we can forget about winning.

Hope we win in normal time and don’t enter shootout with City.

At worst, Ederson isn’t really one to fear in a shootout sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:09pm On Apr 23, 2023
odizeey:


It's about penalties. You talked about our players playing top-notch penalties while Brighton's players playing weak penalties. That's my focus.
You guys want to use top-notch pena to exonerate Sanchez [Potential replacement].

As a potential replacement you should be catching like two PKs to pass interview.

Potential replacement? Exonerate?

Oh well. Hope we don’t enter shootout with City sha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:05pm On Apr 23, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Degea saved a penalty against westham last season. Penalty is not an easy thing to save.

No one is arguing against this. It’s just that the way he goes about penalties does not inspire anyone.

There’s very little confidence that he might actually catch one in a shootout.

Being a top team doesn’t end at 90mins. They also need to be a force to reckon with in shootouts.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:52pm On Apr 23, 2023
odizeey:


Who argued that pena is his strength?

How many Brighton keeper catch?

Potential De Gea replacement cheesy

Has the discourse not been about penalties?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:40pm On Apr 23, 2023
odizeey:


Cos they didn't use shot?

Enjoy your win and leave De Gea out of it.


There really is no need arguing this. De Gea has been here since 2011 and penalties are clearly not his strength.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:23pm On Apr 23, 2023
odizeey:


Na Brighton pena no top notch?

At least 3 of theirs wasn’t. See how they were just rolling the ball to the right side of the post.

Try that against Martinez and Co.

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