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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by tesppidd: 3:17pm On Jul 15, 2020
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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by tesppidd: 3:13pm On Jul 15, 2020
The Top 10 Players With The Best Goal-To-Game Ratio In The 21st Century

The Top 10 Players With The Best Goal-To-Game Ratio In The 21st Century
FOOTBALL
Last updated 5:43 PM, Tuesday July 14 2020 GMT+1
By Mike Parrott

The top 10 players with the best goal-to-game ration in the 21st Century have been revealed. With six former Premier League players, and a myriad of players from La Liga and the Bundesliga, this list is oozing with world-class ability.

Goal-to-game ratio is a basic statistic, but can easily show how lethal players are in front of goal.

Normally the best forwards of all-time are incredibly high up on this list of statistic, so we wanted to see the top 10 from this Century including some greats from the Premier League, Bundesliga, La Liga, Serie A, and Ligue 1.

10. Ruud Van Nistelrooy - 236 goals, 391 games (0.60)

9. Edinson Cavani - 341 goals, 556 games (0.61)

8. Zlatan Ibrahimovic - 361 goals, 586 games (0.62)


7. Harry Kane - 183 goals, 289 games (0.63)

6. Kylian Mbappe - 117 goals, 180 games (0.65)

5. Neymar - 174 goals, 266 games (0.65)


4. Luis Suarez - 277 goals, 411 games (0.67)

3. Robert Lewandowski - 345 goals, 472 game (0.73)

2. Cristiano Ronaldo - 626 goals, 812 games (0.77)


1. Lionel Messi - 630 goals, 726 games (0.87)


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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by tesppidd: 3:05pm On Jul 15, 2020
[quote author=FuckDaMods post=91742236][s]Immobile you deluded messi fans use to troll him has 11 penalties too... Like as if penalties isn't part of football[[/s]/quote]

Then compare him with Immobile

Not Lewandowski and Messi.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by tesppidd: 2:48pm On Jul 15, 2020
Decolonel:
Kai.. See money!.. I will never be poor in my life. Hit like if you are in support
Nor do like Hushpuppi ooh
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by tesppidd: 1:49pm On Jul 15, 2020
This guy actually has 11 penalties in serie A this season alone.

The real penaldo right there.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Relaxing With His Family (Lovely Photo) by tesppidd:
Only yesterday i was actually calculating,

This guy and Messi both earn at least #500 Million every Friday.

He's got my maximum respect as a successful man but as a footballer,

He will always be second best to Messi.

Bants aside, if you are a true football fan and really think that Ronaldo is better than Messi then your brain is defective.
PoliticsRe: You Can't Demonize Buhari And Called Osibanjo A Saint. by tesppidd: 1:48pm On Jul 15, 2020
dignity33:
It's[s] absolutely crazy for one to accused Buhari of incompetent or making a bad policy and turn around to call his VP a saint, it never happened anywhere in the world. I don't care what people may say but the two have a joint ticket to contest in the same platform and it will be very had for Buhari to take decision without a full knowledge of VP, if it does happened what VP will do is to resign and save himself from embarrassment of being accused of conspire in a bad policy. what I see in Osibanjo is a typical clever politician who remained silence when things are going wrong and send his e-warriors from his tribe to exonerate him. Don't forget this man is trained Tinubu boy[/s].
You can actually.

You guys always insult and ridicule Osinbajo for being a figure head.
He's a stooge who has been sidelined by the cabal according to you wailers.

So how can you blame someone who has been sidelined ?


So yes, you can demonize Buhari and praise
Osinbajo.

Infact Osinbajo for 2023.
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 1:15pm On Jul 15, 2020
Meteng:
And I ask, was he not aware of this when he was crisscrossing the country, preaching to fight corruption to a standstill?
You got me there.

The only sensible response to my comment....


He is guilty therefore of deceiving Nigerians to get to power because no one can truly eradicate corruption in Nigeria. .
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 10:36am On Jul 15, 2020
Elineska:
[s]Zombie is programmed to think and act in a particular way...not surprised[/s]
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 10:35am On Jul 15, 2020
Philipxxxx0:
You are a hypocrisy, during Jonathan's regime,do you take this kind of excuse from him, now you are giving excuses why Buhari is not stopping corruption when he is the president, I ask you who appointed EFCC chairman? Why the EFCC that is so complicated and corrupt still your Buhari government refuses to sack him until he loot all the money recovers from corrupt people.
Damn!

RIP English.
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 10:19am On Jul 15, 2020
Xisnin:
[s]You voted for someone because of his supposed anti-corruption stand.
When it is time to deliver, you are making excuses.

Do you think GEJ doesn't have excuses too?
Are there no powerful corrupt people during GEJ's administration?

Suddenly, the new sheriff is afraid of impeachment.

I remember how they were reeling out real and imaginary figures
after being sworn in in 2015, many people were ecstatic that they have found the messiah and the corrupt PDP is gone.

You now remembered that we should blame NDDC and not the federal government. I suppose the alleged missing 20 billion should have been blamed on NNPC and not the previous administration.

But when the chips are down, the praise singers started making excuse while the genuine believers are confused.

Why the hell did the Buhari contested twice when he knows he is grossly incompetent at fulfilling his campaign promises?[/s]
Get over Gej already.

He has moved on.

Move on too.

Tenure for the Nigerian Presidency is 4 years.

Gej completed his 4 years.

Nigeria does not belong to Gej.


Let go.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 10:15am On Jul 15, 2020
homesteady:
From all reports I've been seeing, they are not holding him back. He is even the choosy one. He's waiting for Madrid or Barcelona to come for him. He doesn't want to go to England.
What are we waiting for then?
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 10:14am On Jul 15, 2020
Elineska:
[s]This is what Zombies do when you put them in a tight corne[/s]r
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 9:59am On Jul 15, 2020
Elineska:
[s]Is this your defensehuh
I repeat again STOP making excuses for Bubu the Mumu[/s]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:49am On Jul 15, 2020
homesteady:
Guys, Alaba transfer news has been popping up constantly.

That guy is 28 years and Barcelona should be going after him. He is fast and unarguably very good. He has also been playing CB for bayern this season and from what I've been reading, he did excellently well.

God knows I'm tired of Alba and he needs good competition. If he isn't playing LB, then he should be playing CB. We need his pace in our defence.
Would Bayern let go?
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 9:47am On Jul 15, 2020
shigoawesu:
You have said it all
Thanks Bro.
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 9:46am On Jul 15, 2020
Elineska:
[s]Stop making excuses for Buhari.
His main campaign promise was to fight corruption and end the insurgency[/s].
PoliticsRe: We Must Change Tactics On Anti-graft War — Osinbajo by tesppidd: 9:45am On Jul 15, 2020
omenka:
You guys better do so, and fast! You're fast losing some of your staunchest supporters over the gamut of slease and malfeasance reported in the newspapers daily.

Things are getting out of hands.

Tesppidd, see what I'm saying. Even they themselves seem to have now come to the realization things arent going as expected.
grin

We will wait for that angel that will come in without the corrupt cabal supporting him.

PS
Out votes don't count.
PoliticsRe: Godswill Akpabio Insist on Forensic Audit of NDDC by tesppidd: 9:00am On Jul 15, 2020
Joshmodest:
For the umpteenth time I'm saying these ..if buhari keeps fighting corruption with these folks ...
he's just putting out fire with petrol !!
Where will you bring the people from?

Heaven?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Earned $206bn From Oil In Five Years – OPEC by tesppidd: 8:51am On Jul 15, 2020
Openbusiness3:
do you know the meaning of a government using 90% of its budget to run itself and pay itself fat overbloated salaries to live like kings and gods while they continue to plunge their country into endless debts, and tax their citizens and businesses to death? Have you thought about it that maybe because your govt recurrent expenditure is about 90% of its annual budget is the main reason why your country Nigeria is a legendary SHITHOLE country grin
Relax. Shiit.

Indeed it is a zoo as well as a shiithole..

The people who are supposed to effect changes to this are the ones benefiting the most.

That is why I say all the time; Nigeria is an impossible project..
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 8:43am On Jul 15, 2020
omenka:
Take it from me, if I were in Buhari's shoes, I could do it! What is he afraid of? Death, at his age?

Come on, the case of Nigeria isn't entirely unique as you would like to believe. Our style of democracy is modeled after those of Western countries. Their presidents have friends, families, appointees, loyalists, etc, yet they don't have people recklessly plundering their national purse. Why must our case be different??

Buhari has only three years left under his belt, would you, in all honesty, say he has done well as per war on corruption if things continue along this trajectory?

I doubt anyone out there liked the man as much as I did (perhaps still do), but at some point, one's gotta tell themselves the truth.

As it stands, Baba has been disappointing me.
Death?

That's not even the problem.

The problem is impeachment (removal).


These corrupt people have got the money and the influence to influence the democratic and very legal removal of Buhari in a minute.

And if they remove him how will he fight again?

The same Nigerians he wants to help sanitize will say "Good for him"

Do not forget that these corrupt people you are taking about abound in the Senate?

Is he going to fight people that have got the constitutional right to remove him?

Guy aswear you nor know the country wey you dey.
E be like say movies dey deceive una.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Earned $206bn From Oil In Five Years – OPEC by tesppidd: 8:35am On Jul 15, 2020
Openbusiness3:
why is govt recurrent expenditure 80 to 90%. Is that not a useless hopeless government? grin
[img]https://media1./images/71723718b530ae28530c9e36ad9ea89e/tenor.gif?itemid=13200133[/img]
Do you really know the meaning of recurrent expenditure?

If you do you'd never make this comment.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Earned $206bn From Oil In Five Years – OPEC by tesppidd: 8:33am On Jul 15, 2020
IpobAntidote:
Do you even know that this is a small change when it's all distributed to all the States? DO you know that all these will simply go towards recurrent expenditures and almost nothing left for Capital projects. Nigeria and most States are spending about 80 to 90 percent of their income paying salaries and other recurrent expenditures thereby leaving only 10 percent for Capitals projects, hence they end up borrowing for Capital projects.
For a country of 200 Million people, this is NOTHING. If the population were to be about 5 to 10 million, then you can say the country is rich.
They don't understand.

We have too many illiterates and deluded people having data nowadays.

These are the kinds of people that hear 1 million dollars and tell you that the FG can share 100,000 naira for every Nigerian as palliatives.
Just like someone told me last week.

If anything this breakdown from OPEC shows how poor this country is.

Myopic people who can't see beyond their noses.
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd: 8:23am On Jul 15, 2020
Jack005:
Bro,i understand your point but the president should not have appointed such a corrupt man as Akpabio to head such an Agency, a man who has so many corrupt cases hanging on his head. Buhari keeps appointing corrupt people into agencies due to party affiliation and tribe.
You guys simply do not get the hard facts and hard truth of our democracy.

Lemme tell you!

Without 80 percent of these corrupt elements Buhari will never be president

And without 80 percent of these corrupt elements Buhari will be removed from office.

We have a corrupt cabal who are kingmakers in Nigeria. This cabal will be around for another 20 years.

Only a millitary dictatorship like the Ghana experience can flush these people out.

For now even with Buhari, these people are untouchable. Because Buhari is a democratic President now.

I expect a lot of bashing for these because I know that only a few will understand and accept this bitter truth.

And those who think I am only trying to exhornorate Buhari could never accept this submission.
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd:
omenka:
You don't get it bro. If Buhari had, from the word go, out his feet on the ground dealing decisively with errant appointees, going forward, others would have been discouraged from putting their filthy hands in the cookie jar. He failed to do that!

That flop somehow emboldened would-be crooks to do what they've been found doing.

Anticorruption fight shouldn't be about taking actions after the deeds have been done (even on this, very minuscule progress has been made), is should ESPECIALLY be about PREVENTING those acts of corruption.

It is just like the bible admonished: spare the rod and spoil the child. Buhari spared the rod, and the child unavoidable became spoilt.

This is just the truth.
Take it from me;

In our current Democratic structure and dispensation, it is practically impossible for any Nigerian President to go against their appointees and croonies.

Lol..

Imagine Buhari using the EFCC to go against Tinubu, Amaechi, El Rufai, Malami, Magu, Akpabio, Sylva, Wike, Oshiomole and hundreds of others.

And perhaps half of the Senate.. .

And half of the judiciary.....

(We all know how much corrupt elements we have in these places)

Now tell me sincerely; Will Buhari survive another 6 months on seat?
(It's a goddammn democracy not an autocracy)

What you guys ask of Buhari is practically IMPOSSIBLE.

90 percent of the politicians with any form of electoral value have been involved in one act of corruption or another.
The few Nigerians who could be "clean" have got little or no electoral value and they cannot win an election for Mr President.


Bro this is the sad fact in our country.

If Buhari has to go against his appointees and croonies he'd have to go against 90 percent of them.
They shall fight back! And He will not be President.

The only way that Buhari or any President can fight this fight the way you guys want is by becoming a military head of state all over again.

No President can emerge in the Nigeria of today without 70 percent of these corrupt elements on your side.
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by tesppidd:
omenka:
They system is rotten not just to the core, but to the atomic level!!

Buhari, you have lost the anticorruption war, the premise upon which some of us became staunch supporters of you!

All you needed to do from day one was show a few examples, making every subject under you understand there'd be no sacred cows. In the beginning, everyone was terrified to touch what wasnt theirs, but to their greatest surprise, you let them nibble without reacting. Seeing your aloofness as they nibbled, they turned their nibble to a mouthful bite, leading us where we are today.

To say I am disappointed is an understatement!
I just knew that somehow you would tie this to Buhari.
But don't get me wrong, Buhari has got the responsibility to check the NNDC.

But is this probe not part of the checks and balances of the Buhari administration?

Or are you now going to divorce the Senate from Buhari?

The anti corruption war is not for Buhari alone.
It will take more than a man to fight corruption in Nigeria.
Buhari alone cannot fight the corruption in one state out of 36. Talkless of the entire country.

The anti corruption war is for the Senate, the Reps, the Judiciary, the presidency, you and me.


I had expected you to begin your rant from point A where you should begin but you jumped to point D.

Point A is the NDDC mangement and the Niger Delta leaders. Since we are talking abiut the NDDC specifically here.

The people of the Niger Delta have had all the wealth in the country but with very little developments.
And so the NDDC is created.

The leaders of the Niger delta which make up less than 1 percent of the population embezzle 90 percent of the funds.

A drive into Port Harcourt city and the GRA areas where these NDDC big shots live would prove it to you.
What you find are mansions, expensive cars, big generators, and all manner of affluence.

And when the Niger Delta people want to complain, first thing they say is Buhari Buhari.

I believe a fresh orientation is required. The primary injustice they face lives right with them.

Their own leaders are the major ones causing their poverty.
They say charity begins at home.

The Niger Delta must hold the NDDC and their Niger Delta leaders accountable first before holding the FG.
This cannot be allowed to continue. This is nothing but betrayal amongst siblings.
PoliticsRe: Court Ajourns 700M Fraud Case Involving Ize-iyamu, Aziegbemi, Orbih To Oct 15 by tesppidd: 6:01pm On Jul 14, 2020
oz4real83:
I already expected it, not surprising. A corrupt leader CANNOT fight corruption. A leader that surrounds himself with corrupt individuals is indirectly telling people that kind of person he is.
SmartProf:
Just to give him a political lifeline...Buhari's anti-corruption war indeed.
grin

These ones were expecting the judge to sentence ize Iyanmu to 8 years imprisonment beginning from today.. grin

So that they will start hailing Obaseki and cursing Oshiomole.

Now they are blaming Buhari.
Tomorrow they will be looking for independence for the judiciary.

Oga Judiciary is independent, their actions have nothing to do with Buhari.

Oga His own is to bring them to court.

If judiciary like let them collect bribe and free them like 80 percent of them do.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: Nothing Must Happen To Joy Nunieh - Wike by tesppidd: 6:00pm On Jul 14, 2020
FrLukas:
How in heaven's name will Buhari appoint Akpabio to any office in the land seeing the devastated treasury he left in his state as governor.

This was one of the governors who allocated millions for themselves as pension after leaving office as governor.

And what's the difference between Akpabio and Wike anyway?
Bolded is the punchline in your comment.

No difference.

Just wait and let Wike hand over power and we will confirm there is no difference
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: Nothing Must Happen To Joy Nunieh - Wike by tesppidd: 5:50pm On Jul 14, 2020
This has got to be the most misplaced comment in history.

I don't know why Wike enjoys flexing muscle so much.
He likes making himself a god of Rivers.


He should know that the very day his tenure expires, 99 percent of the people frolicking with him will decamp and move on to the next governor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 5:10pm On Jul 14, 2020
Isiterere:
Kindly shut the fvck up. The league is for Real Madrid.
Stop having an unrealistic expectation. If Real Madrid lose their remaining matches, can Barcelona confidently win their remaining matches?
Barcelona hardly have unreasonable fans like you.
The guy is only trolling.

Na the people wey carry im matter for head naim dey very salty.

Real Madrid fans have been so much on the defensive lately; acting so paranoid, as if Jesus Christ is going to return before they mathematically win the title.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd:
usbcable:
When we hopefully beat Villareal on Thursday I will give you a response grin
Okay.

Then i would await another response when you hopefully beat Man City on 8th August.
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Dismisses Alaibe’s Appeal Against Governor Diri by tesppidd: 12:16pm On Jul 14, 2020
Another supreme court governor right?

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