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HealthRe: Teeth Whitening: Share Your Experience by Testate(m): 1:34pm On May 14, 2021
Blesyn22:
Bros reason me her details. I need to know her teeth routine.


White or no white make mouth sha no smell
Just close your eyes and imagine a sparkling white teeth, like the ones you see on the TV.
HealthRe: Teeth Whitening: Share Your Experience by Testate(m): 1:32pm On May 14, 2021
MikeMicheal:
How old is she? Share her number na.
She's in her 20s. You will tire for her matter if i give you her number, because she has flock of admirers.
HealthRe: Teeth Whitening: Share Your Experience by Testate(m): 1:31pm On May 14, 2021
maasoap:
I know two people like that too, a man and a woman. But sadly, the man had a bike accident some years ago and hit his mouth against the ground. Lost 12 teeth instantly, I'm sure that the rest must have gone by now. A young man for that matter!
That's a terrible thing bro
HealthRe: Teeth Whitening: Share Your Experience by Testate(m): 1:27pm On May 14, 2021
airminem:
Hmmm abeg o let ur cousin be o
huh huh huh
HealthRe: Teeth Whitening: Share Your Experience by Testate(m): 10:41am On May 14, 2021
Kevinsamba:
The teeth's Natural colour is light yellow and not white.
My cousin teeth are super white. Only God know where she carry her beauty come. Everything just balance.
PhonesRe: SAMSUNG M31 : Who Is Using This Phone? by Testate(m): 7:51pm On Mar 07, 2021
tundeuzman:
It's on konga ...
The problem is i don't feel comfortable with all these online shopping.
PhonesRe: SAMSUNG M31 : Who Is Using This Phone? by Testate(m): 5:54pm On Mar 06, 2021
musicproducer:
went to ikeja yesterday omo i cudnt find M31 oh
Seems the M series are scarce here in naija o. I also went for M21s, i couldn't find it.
PoliticsCovid19 Presidential Vaccination by Testate(op): 11:51am On Mar 06, 2021
I'm watching it live - Buhari's arm is like toothpick grin
FamilyRe: I Broke Up With Her by Testate(m):
Iamafinegirl:
Did you tell them that when we are talking
“You are not serious is a big INSULT for you”
Did u tell then that when u say I like trump and I say “me I hater trump because of this and that” it is already an offense and you admitted that maybe it’s true you having issues with me airing opinions because you are boss or what I don’t know? That was one day holyspirit made you admit...so you knew you had the issue all this while but you would be shouting I am the person arguing (I never knew different opinions was argument. I heard it first from you).
Did you tell them a simple conversation or difference in opinion even on a gist is an insult to you?

Did you tell them I think of quality and wen a frying pan was needed I was saying the new expensive ones sef are not good, they burn. Second new is better in this case and we got a second new one? Because it’s not necessarily about cost but most times you won’t even be able to understand the depth of what I suggest sometimes.

Did you tell them I explained something one day that I paid money to so and so person to avoid a problem and you tried to give me another solution to have taken and I was like “me I don’t want wahala oo thats why I did what I did@ and because everything is fight and arguement for you you had stood up stormed out of the house because you felt i said I don’t want your wahala etc when all I was saying is that I didn’t want wahala if d issue boomeranged and so I didn’t even look for other means I just did d surest method in question” did u settle down to listen or because you never patient and always ready to call everything an argument or fight you had kickstarted your nature?

Did you tell them you wanted a car and I said this car is too expensive tell someone who we know imports to bring for you although the person could delay and may change the car you agreed on but I said do a written agreement with him so it would be cheaper for you and that way he won’t do anything funny ? And you would spend less and get a better grade or level like the one I got instead of paying for something lower at the same price as the one you paid for in town. Out of love, did you not turn it to fight and say I am wicked, and louded the issue and dramatised it as being evil.
Did you tell them you lied to me that you don’t drink or smoke?
But you drink and lied from foundation of a relationship to win a girl?
When I realised out of anger I said you lied to me you don’t drink but you are a drunkard.
Did your remember saying my father who doesn’t drink at all and you know fully is the drunkard
You have called me demonic woman
You have called me stupid woman
You have called me very stupid woman
When you were trying to win me and I was saying no no I didn’t want, leave me and you were ever persistent didn’t I tell you I am scared the depth of what you feel is more of obsessive not love?
Then I should to shout I would say cause am not a lier that you should leave me, is it by force etc etc which u refer to today and I do tell you then your pressure was too much and I didn’t like you which is normal to any woman who didn’t initially like a man that kept pressuring her...knocking her gate over and over on different occasions etc.

The list is endless but if we discussing and you don’t understand what I am saying and I am frustrated talking and I say “you no dey understand English” you just flare up that that is a big insult.
Things that aren’t insults you made them insults to defend yourself.
Did you tell them the most times we went to Shoprite then I use to be the one buying things...and you usually pick nothing. So why should Shoprite be so expensive if I buy water “nestle water” and other things from there even before we ever dated and you used to follow me there to win me and I never asked you to pay for me or use you as a toaster?

Did you tell them that you are building and I am also building because we had started the seperate building plans before we started dating?

And the months you spent all your salary not even on the building alone oo. Busy dashing people and at 3rd of the month you were broke and I was like how would we handle the house you said I am there and I held those months because that’s what a good woman would do. I know men can have extended family responsibilities but women too have and it’s still ideal to plan inclusive of extended family.

Did you tell dem that wen you arrived at the counsellor we told them we had a 60k and 40k rule as at then but we just weren’t piling it in the same account and the pastor said ok we should do it as a joint account so no one would feel he is bringing all the money” and we stop spending differently. you told them it’s the pastor who proposed it or he told us that ok you people should just put the money in a seperate account and the wife asked what else is making you angry and you said contributions for repair should be added”.

Did you tell them that when your drivers license expired and there was a delay with joint account , you said you would keep some part of the contribution for where you stay but I must submit all my own contribution to your younger sisters account while you submit just some to her because you don’t trust me with money. The younger sister would now be the one dishing out the feeding money to me who is the one working? While you comfortably keep part of your contribution as a boss. Did you tell them I said you should give her all if i would also have to submit my own all to her since she is the chosen financial manager of our own institution so she can be dishing out money to both of us as at when due since distance is not a barrier to bank transfer so I would also monitor u because you don’t trust me with money and you want to monitor what I am eating when u aren’t even there with me.

Did you tell them you don’t live according to your means and you always borrowing and financing a lifestyle heavier than you inclusive of feeding which is high (because you eat 70-80%) of all the food in the house? Did you tell them you have collected above 14 million naira loan and you haven’t completed any house you are building aside still having normal money people have used to complete their own houses.

Did you tell them you give them babes money and say send me your account number Cus I have seen it but to buy Apple extra for me out of a budget as per my love this one na for u from my pocket? Did you tell then as we came back from your location you had meeting with your babe asking if hostel has resumed and all by 6pm same day?

Did u tell them that I had been using clin-cap face cream, benzoxide peroxide face cream, and you have been using it with me and I have never said this cream is 2000 and the other is 1000 let’s contribute from budget but you bought olaybact for me 400 naira and you were balancing account for me?

Did you tell them I did a soap mix of 13000 naira to 15,000 naira and you have been lovingly using it With me since January and I have never in my life said your contribution for soap but you won’t even do it, if you did sef you would have been asking for money by now.

Did you tell them that even to buy apple while taking me to were you lived loveingly as per this is my new location has to be from the budget and that you couldn’t say babes aside this budget this for you?
Did you tell them I also contributed for the fuel as you were taking me lovingly to your new location? Location you dey go dey come yourself but as I go follow u go know d place I must pay for transport. I for kukuma just enter public transport. But I don’t even have a problem with that since that’s what he wanted. We just accounted for my part.

Did you tell them...that I am not wasteful and you went ahead to do things you wanted to do and started blaming me for it. Like buying a new tv when your mum was around for them...knowing fully well I hardly look at a television and you did it for you and yours?

Did you tell them this girl who doesn’t contribute lovingly gives your sis money and also give your mum at least in the best way I can afford within my means once in a while but you no send me message so that’s my business you are not even seeing it. Na me send myself?

Did you tell them when your mum came I told you on phone that I don’t think you should but extra mattress that I am not at home and you aren’t home and that the kids that joined could stay with your sister in her room and mummy use our bed? Or viceversal since they won’t stay for long? How have I made u spend or I have cautioned you instead in spendings and it has been insults or I am arguing?

When last did you buy me a gift in a year and half? It was a wig when you were still trying to toast me. That was only when you were trying to win my heart.
Did you tell them you don’t do anything for me, and I don’t ask you for money for cloth, hair etc or my own fuel as I am a responsible adult and not a burden on a man which you know yourself. Did you let them know that the food you eat 70% of and the house repair you would do definitely if I am there or not is what you would always come and stand on my head for when we weren’t yet contributing in a joint account. Did you tell them you don’t take care of me and you are just so self centered about the feeding part because you eat more of the food? Yet I was still buying food oo no be say I go out and don’t bring anything to the house. I still buy meat, tomatoes, onions etc but maybe not just up to the person who consumes the 80%.

Did u tell them d day you took me out and water was bought which was like two years ago was a special day I think maybe Valentine or my birthday or something and “I was only asking to be treated special”. As per today na correct day, spoil me na.
Did you tell them that I spoke of buying some thing like good blender or electronic because you need quality one to last. Since the former cheap one spoilt, The cheap juicer bought spoilt first day. Even for my father house like 5 spoilt blender dey and from experience we realised blenders spoil easily and more expensive one last more?

Was there not finally a decision where the expensive “binatone” blender was picked because for some things, quality is important so it lasts?

Did you tell them I met condoms in your other room and you alleged it’s your boss that came to your house to use it? Because you couldn’t tell him no?
Did you tell them that if I want to do something you would use my car and if you want to do something you would use your car and I said love should cover all this there should be no differentiating of car for activities and you can use mine when you want and viceversal?

Did u tell them I said we shouldn’t keep this house n let me go back to my empty house because I kuku get were I dey live na him welcome me come ooo. I didn’t even use to want to visit him initially just so purity is maintained. since you moved to new location. Did I contribute to the rent or not and you said you can’t or won’t receive the contribution so I won’t come and say I contributed to rent in future? Have you paid any extra rent other than the one you paid which covers the year you were present also? Is it that I don’t currently have a place I am staying or that I do and it was empty since I was with you?

The day he said I said drug was too expensive did he tell you he spent all his income that month already by 3rd or so due to poor planning and I used my income all for the month for food. Ofcourse I am sure he borrowed as usual for fuel for his car that month and maybe some extra things like suya etc you may want to eat and that’s why I couldn’t afford to buy that cream or is it even tablet I desperately needed quality type of drug to treat that ailment because it use to be stubborn when it comes but couldn’t afford it that month ?

In addition I forgot. The generator I would tell you to put on when wet had a generator house while some or most Nigerians just make a metal cover or so for their generator. So rain fell and the splash I could look wasn’t much and I would say it’s not like water entered this thing in its house like Dt just few splash on surface. I owned a generator I ran without it having issue before meeting you and while you where toasting me. I didn’t know I am unqualified to run a gen. I stopped touching your gen because it was complain upon complain or I am arguing with you by having a different opinion about ah it’s small splashes. Ofcourse if a gen was drenched would I with my full senses say lets put it on? When Nigerians keep their gen outside with normal cover. The days rain was so much and it drenched, we carried out the gen outside to air.

You would go out and meet the true definition of a Nigerian woman. Take care of her is what a man does, send her money for hair, dress, clothes etc.
And still buy food n do stuff.
You would remember I was never a burden on u
I hope you would have love enough for her to cover taking care of her abi u would start complaining and shouting on her too. I just hope you don’t faint then.

On the other hand I Wld meet the true definition of Nigerian man who knows he is to care at least and would appreciate that I am blessing and a good woman and not the typical African woman wen I also take up things at home. Simple
I know your type, because you are beautiful you feel you have it all. So this little thing you did is sharking you abi. I don't blame you though, i blame your mumu boyfriend.


The problem with him is that he's too nice - your colleagues at work confirmed it, even your boss. I guess this is the reason you are taking him for a first class maga.


Oh girl, you are damn heartless! You are living with a man for close to 2 yrs and no sexxx? In fact, for even raking when you saw condom with him shows that you are not only heartless and vicious, but also madly!
RomanceRe: What Do You Know About ghanaians? by Testate(m): 5:34am On Feb 18, 2021
They are welcoming, peaceful, and their ladies have huge ass.
CelebritiesRe: Nengi And Erica Nominated For The Same Award. Who Will Win? by Testate(m): 8:01pm On Feb 17, 2021
Nengi of course. She's beautiful, intelligent and always watch what she says, unlike Erica...
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Gifts Son, Andre, A Mansion In His Name, Mercedes Viano, Star Etc by Testate(m): 7:56pm On Feb 17, 2021
Zzor:
Tonto is a good mum
cheesy No, she for no be good mother, make she wait for me.
CelebritiesRe: I Did Not Break Anyone’s Home- Rosy Meurer by Testate(m): 7:50pm On Feb 17, 2021
Whatever, the point is, Rosy, you are not accountable to anybody. Enjoy your man pls.
CelebritiesRe: Rosy Meurer: I Started Dating Churchill After He Broke Up With Tonto Dikeh by Testate(m): 7:48pm On Feb 17, 2021
Rosy, you are not accountable to anybody. Enjoy your man pls.
CelebritiesRe: Security Outfit Threatened To Sue Prettymike For 200 Million by Testate(m): 7:45pm On Feb 17, 2021
tongue Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Jojo, Craze Clown's Fiancée Post-Baby Body (Photos) by Testate(m): 7:53am On Feb 10, 2021
All i have to say is that this girl is not normal. Why posting this online for crying out loud.
PhonesRe: SAMSUNG M31 : Who Is Using This Phone? by Testate(m): 11:14am On Feb 03, 2021
What about comparison between F41 and M21s? Who is using any of the two?
RomanceRe: The Chat That Ended A 3-Year-Old Relationship (Photos) by Testate(m): 10:07pm On Jan 25, 2021
Leshurr:
Reminds me of what my own mother did to me and my elder sis.

Unknown to us, a fly died inside a pot of stew we jointly prepared. My mother saw it, removed the dead fly then served it to me and sis with rice.

Then she cooked fresh yam porridge for herself to eat.

After we finished clearing our plate, she told us that food we ate had a dead fly in it.. and it serves us right since we refused to cover the pot of soup.

I'm saying this to say, op is right in dumping that girl, she doesn't love him and is comfortable in exposing him to harm.
You sure she's truly your biological mother?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th January 2021 by Testate(m): 7:16pm On Jan 17, 2021
Na wa for this match o
CelebritiesRe: Davido: I Have Made Money For 11 Years, I’m Tired Of Making Money (Video) by Testate(m): 2:02pm On Nov 26, 2020
This boy sha. Even Bill Gates can't say that he is tired of making money.
CelebritiesRe: Aycomedian,ini Edo,uche Jombo And Other Celebrities Storm Chika Ike's 35th Bday by Testate(m): 1:10pm On Nov 10, 2020
If Chika is 35 then I am 15.
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Bach Celebrates Her 50th Birthday; Releases Stunning Photos by Testate(m): 2:42pm On Nov 09, 2020
UndauntedYOCA:
Lilian has always been beautiful, she, Shan George and Liz Benson too fine. grin
Remove Shan from that list abeg.

Happy birthday Lilian.
My crush back then.
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Flush The Toilet After Use by Testate(m):
Chai, she's a dirty girl and doesn't have shame. I find girls such as this irritating, no matter how beautiful they are.
PoliticsRe: 4 Ways Joe Biden As United States President Will Affect Nigeria by Testate(m): 6:46am On Nov 06, 2020
PDJT:
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It seem your mother didn’t raise you properly - going around calling strangers foolish?
Don't just insult, counter his argument as well.
CelebritiesRe: You Deserve A Wife Material Like Erica, Always Covering Her Body”- Man To Wizkid by Testate(m): 9:21pm On Nov 04, 2020
grin
Something is chopping inside this guy head grin.
CelebritiesRe: Moment Dj Cuppy Interrupted A Man Who Tried To Pose With Her Expensive Ferrari by Testate(m): 9:08pm On Nov 04, 2020
Drama
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Woes Military & Police With Benefits To Resign & Join The Revolution by Testate(m): 10:31am On Oct 26, 2020
AdaugoChisom:
Everything is mad. I once encountered a mad man who said "do you think I'm mad?"
I'm suspecting you angry grin
grin grin grin Madam Chisom too has gone mad o grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Woes Military & Police With Benefits To Resign & Join The Revolution by Testate(m): 10:29am On Oct 26, 2020
dubra:
really? All these e.rats sef, all you are paid for is to vomit garbage even when your brains are telling you the right thing to say, that's the real mad set of morons on this platform, but gradually una brain go set last last, nnamdi kanu showing seniority to the dammed zoological Republic of nigaarea
You need a mental reset! Now, sit down, think and ask yourself - is Nnamdi doing the right thing?

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